"You know, Ghoulardi hates nostalgia. Ghoulardi knows nostalgia ain't what it used to be."Ernest Earle "Ernie" Anderson (November 12, 1923 – February 6, 1997) was an American actor and television announcer who was best known as the "Voice of ABC" as well as playing the character Ghoulardi in the horror series Shock Theater. He was one of the first horror movie hosts in the country.Originally from Boston, Massachusetts, Anderson served as a naval officer during World War II before he became a disc jockey at WSKI in Montpelier, Vermont. By 1958, he moved to Cleveland to become a disk jockey at WHK. He was dismissed from the network after it switched to a Top 40 format. He worked at NBC television station KYW-TV (later WKYC) as a host of the short lived morning movie show Ernie's Place.Anderson's character was a hipster, unlike the horror character prototype. Ghoulardi's costume was a long lab coat covered with "slogan" buttons, horn-rimmed sunglasses with a missing lens, a fake Van Dyke beard and moustache, and various messy, awkwardly-perched fright wigs.Unlike most movie hosts of the day, he would openly mock the B-movies he hosted. "This movie is so bad, you should just go to bed." During chase scenes, he would insert footage of himself running away or model cars being exploded.He openly mocked the residents of Parma, a suburban working class bedroom community that was heavily populated by Eastern European immigrants and their descendants. He ridiculed Parma residents for their taste in music (polka) and their "white socks" sensibility.Another of his favorite targets was venerable Cleveland news personality Dorothy Fuldheim ("Dorothy, Baby!"), whom Anderson said actually didn't mind at all - "she knew what I was doing".Due to his fatigue and promises of becoming an actor, Anderson relocated to Los Angeles in 1966. A few months later, Shock Theater ended and the Ghoulardi name was retired. Anderson worked briefly as an on-camera actor before he was hired as an announcer for ABC and its shows like Roots, Break the Bank (1976) (replacing Johnny Jacobs for the final week or so of the ABC run and continuing into the syndicated run), and The Love Boat.Anderson died of cancer on February 6, 1997. One of his last voice-over roles was the narrator for the pilot episodes of The Powerpuff Girls.His son, Paul Thomas Anderson, is a famous film director.
—Ernie Anderson plays Ghoulardi for the last time, October 1991
Ernie Anderson and his works provide examples of:
- The Announcer: Anderson served as ABC's announcer from the early 1970s until his death in 1997.
- Beatnik: Ghoulardi wore a beatnik-esque costume and used "hip" talk, which differentiated him from other television personalities at the time.
- Butt-Monkey: Parma, where everyone wore white socks, ate kielbasa, listened to polka music, and had pink flamingos on their lawn.
- Catch-Phrase: "Hey Group!", "Stay sick!", "Turn blue!", "Remember...Oxnard!", "Cool it with the boom-booms!", "Ova dey..." and "Par-ma?".
- Cool Old Guy: In Anderson's later years.
- Cool Pet: Ghoulardi had a pet crow named Oxnard.
- Cool Shades: His were invariably missing one lens.
- MSTing: An Ur-Example. He would openly mock some movies while they were still running.
- Cleveland native Drew Carey wore several Ghoulardi shirts on The Drew Carey Show, and the first theme song "Moon over Parma" was written by a Ghoulardi fan for the show.
- On Food Network's The Great Food Truck Race, the "Grill 'em All" food truck has an "I (heart) Ghoulardi" bumper sticker above its service window.
- Smoking Is Cool: As Ghoulardi, Anderson frequently smoked on the air. Ironically, cancer ended up taking Anderson's life in 1997.
- Stuff Blowing Up: Viewers would send in toys, model cars, and various other things to be blown up on the air.
- Third-Person Person: Lots of the time.
- Throw It In!: Much if not most of Ghoulardi's show was improvised.