The Assassins
General
- Not Evil, Just Misunderstood: Generally most of the assassins aren't necessarily bad people. They're people who delusionally tried to make a change for a good cause.
- Dysfunction Junction: Most of them need some therapy and the rest need a lot. They have dark things in their pasts that they need to face and overcome.
- Cast Full of Crazy: Each character has something insane about them and no one there is fully sane.
John Murray
John Murray is a relaxed, funny guy who likes to get drunk and pull pranks. He tried to assassinate Thomas Jefferson because of a drunken dare from his bar friends, and then he cried like a baby when he was up on the gallows.
Anne Dorian
Anne Dorian is a deep-voiced English prostitute who’s studying medicine and tried to assassinate Aaron Burr as revenge for the death of John Murray, as well as the state of women’s rights in the early 1800s.
Bonnie Rawlins
Bonnie Rawlins is an emotional and energetic Southern prostitute and farmgirl, who tried to assassinate James Monroe after going through an emotional fit over the death of John Murray.
Mary Kleine
Mary Kleine is quiet and artistic German prostitute and dedicated mother, as well as the favourite lover of John Murray, who attempted to assassinate James Madison after being angry at John’s death.
Ahyoka Nelowie
Because of the Trail of Tears and the 4,000 Cherokee deaths, Ahyoka Nelowie takes revenge for her people and assassinates President Martin Van Buren. Not only was this an act of revenge, but Ahyoka used it to prove both sides of the coin are hurt and affected by violent decisions.
Victoria Todd
Victoria assassinated Rutherford Hayes in anger. Unlike the other assassins, Victoria went on the run from the police with her friend Elsie Tallmadge. She later died before being arrested. Victoria remains the youngest at the mansion, dying a few days before her 17th birthday.
Felipe Torrez
Steve Smith
Jesse Fox-Lewis
Successful stock trader from New York, Jesse decided to try and gain attention by assassinating Ronald Reagan by crashing a plane into the white house. He failed, his bomb going off, killing himself in the process. Despite this, he technically has the highest kill count of the group, as 230 other people died in the crash.
Jesse (Right) with an acquaintance
Monkey
Monkey
Driven by an obsessive need for attention, “Monkey”, real name Sylvester Howell, successfully assassinated president Bill Clinton, accidentally shooting him through the brain while attempting to miss so that the news would cover his arrest. Karen Hart
- Teen Hater: She hates Victoria mostly because she's a teenager.
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