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Superfuckers
General
A team of superheroes who never do any real work and always slack off while acting like total Jerkasses to each other.
- Catchphrase: Jack Krak and Ultra Richard say "MEATBALLS!" whenever high-fiving each other. Shitstorm took on this habit too.
- Jerkass: All of them except Computer Fist, Wonder Kyle and Percy ( before burning alive and having his skull possessed by Omnizod) are complete and total assholes who fight and cuss all the time, destroy property, and never care if their lives are in danger.
- The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: They're never shown using their superpowers, and even when they do, it's usually for selfish or mean purposes (e.g. Ultra Richard using his X-ray vision to spy on Princess Sunshine and Grotessa getting dressed, Jack using his electric fists to punch people). Computer Fist is debatably the only one willing to use his powers for heroic purposes, although Ultra Richard strongly suspects that his fists are designed for the sole purpose of masturbating to his fantasies of Princess Sunshine (which Computer Fist reluctantly admits to).
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: Excluding Computer Fist, Wonder Kyle, and Percy, all of them swear ramptantly and without filter, especially Jack Krak. However, they fluctuate between this and Gosh Dang It to Heck! very often, sometimes also using made-up words like "flark" or "floop".
Jack Krak
- Voiced by: David Faustino
The team leader, or so he thinks. Jack is an egocentric Jerkass with no regard for anyone but himself. He calls himself the motherfucker and has the behavior of a college frat boy. His super power is his lightning fists that are triggered by his punch.
- All Men Are Perverts: He is eager to watch Princess Sunshine and Grotessa engage in a lesbian makeout session and tries to impress Sunshine just so he can touch her breasts.
- Catchphrase: "Jack Krack is THE MOTHERFUCKER!"
- Jerkass: Jack has an unnecessarily rude attitude to everyone he meets, mistreats his friends, swears to the nth degree, always speculates about Wonder Kyle being gay, views women as sex objects, and is generally an unpleasant person to be around.
- Karmic Death: In "The Hero's Destiny", when Pinky is aiming for Computer Fist, Jack comes out of the building and Pinky aims his crossbow arrow at his forehead instead, causing Jack to be impaled with blood and be subsequently shown in a dream sequence where he's in Heaven and meets Omnizod, only for this to turn out to be All Just a Dream and for him to wake up the next day with a wicked soda hangover.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: His name is a parody of famous actor Jack Black.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: One of his most defining characteristics.Jack: I'm not crying! FUCK YOU! GAH! DICK! PUSSY! CUNT! BALLS!
- Small Name, Big Ego: Constantly refers to himself as "the motherfucker", but is liked almost by nobody.
Ultra Richard
Princess Sunshine
Grotessa
Grotus
Wonder Kyle
Computer Fist
Shitstorm
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[[folder: Vortex]]
Orange Lightning
Pink Arrow
Rocket Power
Plant Pal
Radical Randy
