- Dastardly Whiplash: The usual version of the unit.
- Femme Fatale: One version of the unit.
- Nice Hat: The classic version sports a spiffing top hat.
- Fragile Speedster: The only unit who can move more than one square per turn but all the units it ran to would kill it (with the exception of the Spy).
- Nice Hat: Has a puffy Hussar's bearskin.
- Mr. Fixit: The only unit that can defuse the bomb.
- Nice Hat: Wears either a steel helmet or Pith helmet.
- Authority Equals Asskicking
- Weaksauce Weakness: He can be defeated by the Spy, otherwise the weakest unit in the game.
- Nice Hat: Has an even taller bicorn. With plumage.
- Booby Trap
- Mighty Glacier / Stone Wall: The only unit (other than the flag) that can't move but all units that encounter it will die (other than the Miner).
- We Cannot Go On Without You: Once the flag is captured, the game is over.