This is a list of the characters in Fonejacker.
Main Characters
The man behind the prank calls, played by Kayvan Novak.
- Cool Mask: Always wears a bobble hat mask with sunglasses to hide his identity.
- Man of a Thousand Voices: And how!
A very polite scammer from Uganda who always attempts to convince whoever he calls to hand over their bank details, usually by making bizarre claims about weird stuff happening to their accounts or claiming they have won a lot of "monies". In the last episode of Season 1, he is revealed to be Terry Tibbs' security guard and is wanted by the Zimbabwe Telephone Fraud Prevention Unit.
- 419Scam: Uses a rare over-the-phone form of this.
- Wholesome Crossdresser: For some reason, one episode has him dressed in a buba and wrapper set, an outfit traditionally worn by African women.
The Cockney-accented owner of a used car dealership who calls up about different items for sale and usually attempts to haggle for them at lower prices.
- Catchphrase: "(Object for sale), talk to me," "That's why they call me Terry Tibbs," and "Thank you and good night, much love."
An Arab man who is always seen riding a camel and calls up companies inquiring whether they sell products that use acronyms, such as DVDs (hence the name) only to pronounce them as full words.
- Fun with Acronyms: Played with, as he pronounces them as full words and gets annoyed if the caller on the other end says otherwise.
One of the only fully animated characters, the Mouse is a cunning rodent who calls up various local services, such as the pest controllers, only to usually die at the end of his sketches.
- Casual Kink: Has a bizarre fetish for cheese and even calls up a cheese shop, treating it as if it were an adult chat line.
- Family-Unfriendly Death: One sketch ends with him getting impaled in a mouse trap, screaming in pain and constantly spurting blood and all, while the person on the other end of the phone can be heard laughing.
- Another ends with him getting covered in petroleum jelly and catching fire after lighting a cigarette.
- Nice Mice: Averted, since he's constantly trying to find ways to kill cats (and occasionally humans) and even threatens to shit in a caller's tea.
