Officer Jenkins
"Could somebody please draw my sword and chop my head off?"
The face of COPS: Skyrim.He has a infamously bad temper and big ego. He is known to lash out and even kill people who happen to piss him off. His temper is not well-received by the agency, but his battle skills are legendary.- Anti-Hero
- Pragmatic Hero: Will often kill people he technically shouldn't
- Nominal Hero: He has his moments especially after the events of Season 5
- Berserk Button: Where does one begin...
- DON'T insult his dark-elf heritage.
- DON'T talk smack to him.
- DON'T harm children.
- Big Damn Heroes: He takes down a dragon that was about to kill two officers and a group of orphans and was reinstated as a result
- Big Bad: Of the last two episodes of Season 5
- Blood Knight: Killing is the only thing he's good at and he's very good at it.
- Comedic Sociopath / Sociopathic Hero: He's not a man you want to piss off and he's very easily pissed off.
- Cop Killer: After being fired, he goes to war against the guard and kills dozens of them as well as a couple of hundred Imperial army members.
- Face–Heel Turn: After being fired, he goes on a murderous rampage
- Hair-Trigger Temper: It gets worse rather than better over time.
- Hypocrite: Harming kids is one of his berserk buttons but he threatens to kill a bunch of children and is suspended as a result.
- Not Quite Dead / Not the Fall That Kills You…: He is presumably killed by an Unrelenting Force off a cliff in the season five finale. But is revealed on his Facebook page that he survived
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: Red to Belford's blue.
Officer Belford
"Could I get some water?"
Officer Jenkins's partner. He is often the one who has to straighten him out, but he is seldom successful.
- The Lancer: Jenkin's sidekick for much of the narrative.
- becomes The Hero after Jenkins's Face–Heel Turn, much to the latter's chagrin
- Killed Off for Real: Is killed by Officer Jenkins when he tries and fails to talk him down.
- Only Sane Man: Kind, compassionate, and understanding in a country of jackases.
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: Blue to Jenkins's red.
