Better Than It Sounds: Film X

  • X-Men: Holocaust survivor uses a rusted statue to make a point. Other people stop him.
    • X2: X-Men United: Disabled guy is kidnapped by evil colonel.
    • X-Men: The Last Stand: Holocaust survivor recruits army to kill a bald kid. Meanwhile, a Ph.D. biologist kills her boyfriend and goes berserk.
    • X-Men Origins: Wolverine: Angry Canadian wants to kill his brother, and asks the help of evil colonel.
    • X-Men: First Class: Guy spends years trying to return a coin. In the meantime, he meets a womanizer and they start meeting weird people.
      • Alternatively: A nerd breaks up with his boyfriend over political differences. And a hat.
    • The Wolverine: Elderly businessman brings angry Canadian for a visit.
    • X-Men: Days of Future Past: Holocaust survivor and disabled guy send angry Canadian into the past in order to prevent a midget's murder.