History BerserkButton / Weboriginal

-->'''Nerd''': ...Whenever you access a new part of the game, it says "Hold On". Hold on for what? It has to fucking ''load''?!

-->'''Linkara:''' Oh, bucko did you push the ''wrong'' button.

* In ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', Goku takes Christmas very seriously. Do anything to jeopardize it, and you may not live to see New Year's.
** When someone refers to Goku as more important/powerful than Vegeta, you have pressed the (as referred to Future-Trunks) ''Goku Button'' (Episode 49).
** Cooler has much the same button in regards to Freeza. He does NOT like being compared (particularly in regards to similarity) to his brother. At. All.
** Mr. Popo is already a rather unpleasant individual, but any display of incompetence at your job will ensure he hates you. And if you call him "black man" he will likely throw you off the Lookout no matter who you are.
** Burter is very self-conscious about his self-proclaimed status as the fastest guy in the universe. He gets really defensive whenever anyone points out the various faster entities that exist thanks to their superior power levels, and when Jeice goes so far as to point out that thanks to his time-stopping abilities, even [[ButtMonkey Guldo]] was technically faster, Jeice starts loudly ranting.

-->''I made it past age 18, I pay my bills, I pay my taxes, '''I'll sleep whenever the fuck I want. Fuck you.'''''
-->''WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME TO GO TO BED!?''

--> Especially for someone like me, whose terrified of needles and sharp objects, seeing the very real pain of getting a splinter on WesternAnimation/{{SpongeBob|SquarePants}} is just so agonizing.

--> '''Epsilon''': YOU WILL FEAR MY LASERFACE!

--> '''Tex''': What did you just call me?!

-->'''D-29632:''' Uh, sorry. You just said the word "Carthage" and I felt like I needed to beat your brains in.

-->"There is only one fist that bruises the face of ''my'' angel!" ''*Cue a screaming OhCrap from the two henchmen as Falcon [[KillItWithFire does his thing.]]*''

* ''WebVideo/NotJustBikes'': Jason really doesn't like wide fast-paced stroads with no actual sidewalk or pedestrian accommodations after having to deal with such a set-up in Texas for work. Videos encountering such pieces of infrastructure are about the only time when his calm deadpan presentation demeanor fails.

** NEVER mess with Black Yoshi's ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' or ask him to play 2 Player. If you know what's good for you, you won't destroy his UsefulNotes/XboxOne, either. And don't even think of pranking him, as if you do, he'll definitely shoot you.

* ''WebVideo/AngelartsVALetsPlayEarthBound'': As far as Ness and company are concerned, the photo guy can go die in a hole. Ness and Paula even wonder at some points why the photo guy is stalking a group of children.

* Don't mention any anime, jrpg, or even the word "anime" in Top Hats and Champagne's chat. He'll just go berserk.

* In Hassan Khadair's ''WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse Reacts'' videos, Mickey flies into a comical, murderous rage whenever he watches a video involving food being wasted.

* Make sure to never play on Cobblestone with Da Nugget of the LetsPlay/GIProz.