History Awesome / THEBOONDOCKS

* During an interview, a conservative talk show host starts getting on King's case for his pacifist stance in response to 9/11 and King's refusal to say "I love America". As soon as they cut to commercial, Huey starts beating the guy up.

* Huey, after enduring ridicule from his former friend Cairo throughout the entire episode, finally snaps after Cairo makes the mistake of telling him to "follow your punk ass grandaddy back to Whitesville", and PUNCHES CAIRO IN THE FACE.

-->'''Stinkmeaner:''' HELL AIN'T SHIT! [[BadassBoast I'M GONNA GET YOU, FREEMAN]]!

-->'''Stinkmeaner:''' OH YEAH, LOOK AT YOU! You was poppin' all that gooood shit a second ago, then you got ''KICKED IN YO CHEST''! ''YOU'' eat a dick, nigga! ''YOU'' eat a dick!

*** Points for Huey though. He was the ''only one'' who could hit Stinkmeaner.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf7whivRlLs Huey does not like getting laughed at. Also, he can speak Mandarin.]]

** The ending is more triumphant this time; instead of getting a beating from an R&B singer, Tom reconciles with his wife and plans to have victory sex with her.

* When Stinkmeaner first possesses Tom, his first action is to jump up and [[KickTheSonOfABitch kick an]] [[AssholeVictim annoying man]] in the chest.

-->'''Tom:''' MY BOOTY IS MINE! ''IT BELONGS TO ME!'' '''''YOU CANNOT TAKE MY BOOTY!'''''

* [[spoiler: [[Creator/BillCosby Bill Cosby]]]] prevents their own kidnapping by...being [[spoiler: [[MotorMouth Bill Cosby]]]].

* Riley's final mural, which depicts [[spoiler:the wedding of his (grand)parents, which makes Granddad feel proud of him]]. Also a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.

* Shabazz's execution is happening while Ruckus is making that speech. It turns into a double [=CMoA=] [[spoiler:when the same lightning bolt that strikes Ruckus shuts down the power to the electric chair long enough for the governor's call to come through]].

* Tom of all people gets one. Sarah meets Usher, falls in love, then kicks Tom out of the house, who then stays with Huey's family. They call in A Pimp Named Slickback to help him. Tom goes to the place where Sarah is meeting Usher, and he then calls her a bitch, tells her to get her ass in the car, and, instead of pimp-smacking her like Slickback had been telling him to, he bitch-slaps Usher. [[spoiler:But this moment is short-lived because it turns out that Sarah wasn't having an affair, while Usher and his bodyguards retaliate by beating Tom in front of his wife and daughter.]]

* [[spoiler:Huey tricking Stinkmeaner into exorcising himself out of Tom.]]

* According to Huey, [[spoiler:Thelma (the real hero of the story) was one of the leaders of the slave revolt against Colonel Lynchwater, whom she had a sword duel with.]]

* Bushido Brown's fight with the Hateocracy. He shows his skills at kicking their asses. [[spoiler:At least until Rufus Crabmiser decapitates Bushido Brown with his Flying Guillotine.]]

** Finally after [[spoiler:Lamilton is hanging at the edge of the building]], what does the generally selfish and cowardly Riley do? [[spoiler:[[WhatYouAreInTheDark Grab his former friend's hand]] and [[PetTheDog try to pull him up]].]]
* Dr. Doomis gets one himself by [[spoiler:leaping off the roof of the school, and body slamming Lamilton after the fight]].
** [[spoiler:Both Lamilton and Doomis are still alive at the end, with the former getting chased by the latter as they both limp towards his house.]]

* [[spoiler:Frustrated that he couldn't arrest Ed I, Jack decides to take Ed III as a prisoner instead.]]

** Beating the hell out of Flizzy, after Flizzy insults him and threatens to steal Sarah and Jazmine from him. [[spoiler:Even if Flizzy was egging him on on purpose to make Tom look good in front of Sarah.]]
** The ending is more triumphant this time; [[spoiler:instead of getting a beating from an R&B singer, Tom reconciles with his wife and plans to have victory sex with her]].

-->'''Riley:''' Fuck you. Fuck the plane you flew in on. Fuck them shoes. Fuck those socks with the belt on it. Fuck your gay ass fairy fagot accent. Fuck them cheap ass cigars. Fuck your yuckmouth teeth. Fuck your hairpiece. Fuck your chocolate. Fuck Guy Ritchie. Fuck Prince William. Fuck the Queen. This is America, my president is black and my Lambo is blue, nigga. Now get the fuck out of my hotel room, and if I see you on the street, I'm slapping the shit out of you!

** Points for Robert Freeman though. While Huey and especially Riley were getting curb-stomped, not only Robert proved to be a match for Rufus Crabmiser, but he managed to actually ''win'' by incapacitating him before swimming away to safety.

* According to Ruckus, Catch-''A''-Freeman could recapture runaway slaves by swinging across trees like an ape, tracking their scents like a dog, and ambushing them from the water like a shark.

* Huey calling out the jury for still thinking R. Kelly is a victim (even after the mountain of evidence that proves he peed on an underage girl).

-->What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Yes, the government conspires to put a lot of innocent black men in jail on fallacious charges. But R. Kelly is not one of those men! We all know the nigga can sing! But, what happened to standards? What happen to bare minimums? You a fan of R. Kelly? You want to help R. Kelly? Then get some counseling for R. Kelly, introduce him to some older women, hide his camcorder! But, don't pretend like the man is a hero!

-->And stop the damn dancing, act like you got some goddamn sense people! Damn! Through playin' around here!

* Riley gets his Lethal Interjection chain stolen by local bully Butch Magnus Milosevic. Butch is far bigger and stronger than Riley, has a crew of his own, and is implied to be known for doing what he wants since no one his age can beat him in a fight. Riley not only [[BullyingADragon IMMEDIATELY confronts Butch]] and challenges him to a fight for stealing his chain, but he INITIATES the fight [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu by calling him "Bitch Magnus"]]. He then shows an [[FragileSpeedster impressive ability]] to dodge Butch's punches, although Butch's [[MightyGlacier size and strength advantage]] eventually catches up to Riley. He may have lost (and handily at that), but anyone who says Riley didn't go down like a G is lying; he [[{{Determinator}} didn't stop]] until he literally couldn't get up (at one point spitting blood out of his mouth and [[AttackAttackAttack rushing back in to get more)]], and finished the fight calling Butch a bitch (again), [[DefiantToTheEnd even as he was getting his ass handed to him]].
** His OWN age?! Butch beat the crap out of a full grown infantry drill instructor (the ones usually hired to haul bad kids off to boot camp on daytime talk show episodes about parents who can't control their delinquent children) '''and''' broke the leg of one of the other members of Lethal Interjection - a kid his own age wouldn't stand a chance no matter how badass he was. Riley standing up to this ogre is nothing short of balls the size of Jupiter.

* [[https://hueyfreemanonlyspeaksthetruth.tumblr.com/post/33396829552/the-boondocks-comic-strip-190-huey-freeman-views One of the few times in either comic or show that Huey is rendered totally without response in an argument.]] The comic isn't shy on moments where he's called out for his behavior, but rarely does he actually ''listen:'' and that it's [[WideEyedIdealist Jazmine]] of all people who does it just adds to the moment - everyone has their limits.

* During the climatic road chase scene, [[BigDamnHeroes Thugnificent and Leonard]] show up to ram their UPS van into Betty's militia bus, thus saving the Freeman and Dubois families. Quite remarkable, as earlier Robert had kicked Thugnificent out of the house for trying to sleep with Robert's girlfriend Tina. Also doubles as a SugarWiki/Heartwarming Moment|s}}.

* Riley's final mural, which depicts [[spoiler:the wedding of his (grand)parents, which makes Granddad feel proud of him]]. Also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.

* Huey's attempts to protect Jazmine from Ed Wuncler's scam. Also quite {{heartwarming| moment}}.

* Riley's "[[ClusterFBomb Fuck your X]]" rant, also doubling as a CrowningMomentOfFunny.

* During the climatic road chase scene, [[BigDamnHeroes Thugnificent and Leonard]] show up to ram their UPS van into Betty's militia bus, thus saving the Freeman and Dubois families. Quite remarkable, as earlier Robert had kicked Thugnificent out of the house for trying to sleep with Robert's girlfriend Tina. Also doubles as a HeartwarmingMoment.

* Uncle Ruckus gets one for his speech [[CallingTheOldManOut calling out his father]] during the funeral of his horrible grandmother, combined with a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming for finding out that he loves and is proud of his black mother and brothers.

* Ruckus suplexing the annoying security guard Dan Stucky, and then interrogating him with a dozen or so {{Groin Attack}}s. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfFunny.

* The shootout between Ed and Rummy versus the convenience store owners, which is both awesome and [[FunnyMoment ridiculous]] at the same time.

* Not only is Cindy not intimidated by the World's Ultimate Chocolate gangsters, she also kicks one of them in the nuts. Also a very FunnyMoment.

--> '''Uncle Ruckus:''' No no, that's okay. Keep talking dad, keep talking. That's the eulogy this woman deserved. She did this to you, and now you're doing it to me. You've been doing this all our lives, and it's getting old, it's getting old... it's getting ''real old'', '''old man!''' So get it all out of your system, then sit down ''AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!''

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf7whivRlLs Huey does not like getting laughed at. Also, he can speak Chinese.]]

* The shootout between the WUC gang, TheMafia, and the {{FBI}}.