Awesome / Dirty Bertie

• Whenever Bertie wins:
  • In "Great Escape", Bertie goes on a beach trip with some seniors, but their tour guide is a woman named Miss Stickler, who really lives up to her name. So at the cafe, Bertie leads the seniors out to the fair and locks Miss Stickler in the toilets, then when she comes for them, they throw her onto the Ferris wheel.
  • In "Fishy", Bertie catches a large cup on his first fishing trip because it was attracted to the maggot sandwich he tried to prank Nick with.
  • In "Fire", Bertie gets a ride home in a firetruck and passes by Nick's house to tease him.
  • In "Dig", he wins the sand building contest. It was a Disqualification-Induced Victory, but still.
    • He gets another disqualification-induced victory in "Snow!" when he wins because Nick crashed into Angela, Laura, and Maisie's snowman. Then, the four of them snowball Nick, in a rare instance where Bertie and Angela are on the same page.
  • In "Mud", he scores a goal in soccer by accident, leading to a draw against the notorious Cropper Lane, which they consider to be as good as a win.
  • In "Braniac", Bertie not only wins the quiz with his gross biology facts, but this is the first time Bertie's school has ever won a quiz. That's right, the only time they ever won a quiz was because of Bertie.
  • In "Pants", Bertie uses Loophole Abuse and says that he is going to school in his pants— they're under his trousers!
  • In "Snore", Nick has to bunk at camp with Darren and Eugene, while Bertie has to bunk with Trevor (Nick's best friend) and Warren. No one is happy, so Bertie, Darren, and Eugene try to carry a sleeping Nick into Trevor and Warren's room, but carry him into Miss Boot's room instead and run for it. She sees him, assumes he's causing trouble, and this causes her to move him in with Trevor and Warren so she can keep an eye on him (because their room is closer to hers) and Bertie into Darren and Eugene's room.
  • In "Bingo", Bertie exposes Nick and his grandmother for cheating at Bingo. To top it all off, he gets that scooter he wants.
• In "Twitter!", Bertie manages to find the rare warbler without even trying.
• In "Royal", Bertie meets the Queen and doesn't realise (thinking she's just a random old lady) until later.
• At the end of "Run", Bertie and his dad lose, but so do Royston and his dad, due to a four-way brawl. Who ends up winning? Mrs. Burns and Suzy.
• In "Yuck!", Bertie throws up on the rollercoaster, but Gran and Sherry are none the worse for wear.