- Written By: ThomasPOV:Michael
The author's note thanks Noah for his help, indicating it was written when the Brown brothers were on good terms. It's sometimes difficult to tell when the Prayer Warriors stories are supposed to be set relative to each other,
Michael exits the train and goes to Hogwarts, which he describes as being built from the bricks of razed churches, and sees bones of "Martin" flying about; it seems the villains in this series have a disturbing tendency to display the corpses of their enemies. He enters the Great Hall, and finds students smoking pot. Dumbledore is first seen whipping a student for praying, which establishes him as one of the few enemies of the Prayer Warriors who actually comes close to throwing off their Designated Villain status. Naturally, this means Michael can't pray, but he believes he will be forgiven.
Dumbledore addresses the students, saying that it's because of the support of corrupt governments that they can stay in operation, and leads them in a chant that doesn't rhyme or have any noticeable pattern as far as meter goes.
Dumbledore says that they will recite this every day, and Michael prays to God to apologize for this, saying it softly so that no one can hear him, because he's supposedly the only Christian in the school.
Michael is immediately proven wrong, though, as a Christian named Ebony approaches him. She reveals that Jerry sent her, and tells him to read the Book of Ruth. Jerry retires to his room to read the Bible and build up his strength.
Does Ebony's name sound familiar? It should if you're familiar with the dregs of Harry Potter fan fiction, then you should know of Ebony Darkness Dementia Ravenway, the main character of the infamous My Immortal. Words barely do that fic justice, but it's Canon Defilement on an epic scale, abysmal spelling, individuals who are blatantly Out of Character, the author's own biases driving the plot... essentially, the Satanic equivalent of this fic. As the fic goes on, the references to My Immortal get more and more obvious.
The author insists that he won't delete the story, and tells Idiosy to stop reviewing.
- Next Installment: Michael fakes his way through his classes and meets an ally on the inside.
