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Homestuck Liveblog 10-19-2014 > SOMETHING IS A MISS.

….. Not how you spell that word.

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hey.

JOHN BOY ME EGBERT!

YOU GO IN FOR A CLOSER LOOK. AT THE EYES OF THE HANDSOME BOY'S APPEARANCE. AND NOTICE A WORRISOME DISCREPANCY.

Why yes, he does look like some weird bishie version of John, doesn’t he?

NO, THIS IS ALL WRONG, YOU FROWN. THESE GLASSY RED PEEPERS, LOVELY THOUGH THEY ARE. ARE NOT YOUR LORD'S FINAL FORM. OH NO.

You have been fooled.

> HIS EYES ARE SUPPOSED TO FLICKER ABOUT.

Oh you have got to be-

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This. Is. Not. Worth. The pain.

WITH THE HAT FLAVORS. OF MY LOYAL FROG PUPPET GUYS.

LEGEND DEMANDS, THIS IS A TRAIT OF SUPREME INVINCIBILITY. OWED TO A FULL BODY UNION. WITH THE CLOCKWORK MAJYY. MAYJYJ. MAKJACK.

THE CLOCKWORK BULLSHIT.

I wonder if that’s supposed to be important somehow.

I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN YET. BUT MAYBE WE'LL FIND OUT...

TOGETHER?

… Yeah, sure, I guess if there’s anything I’m legitimately interested in finding out about you.

HEY ASSHOLE, I'M TALKING TO YOU!

Hey my windy savior. How’s kicks. Been teleportin’ ‘round the ‘verse I see. How’s that like? Does it feel like anything?

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And I looked at him.

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And he looked at me.

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And in that moment….

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… I swear they were infinite.

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And we’re going to do this whole staredown thing again.

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Because if there’s one thing Andrew Hussie is good at

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It’s padding out this comic to infinite lengths by doing the same thing over and over again.

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Like, Homestuck is like, 50% needless padding.

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Hey, maybe this is the part where John uses a glitch and kills Caliborn.

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And maybe I have charisma flying out of my every orifice.

it's you, isn't it.

Yes. This is the moment of truth. Sort of. It’s a moment of your truth where you get ti find out who the villain is.

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you're the guy who wrote that horrible story with all the fake daves!

…… Not the first thing I would say but it is the first conclusion I would draw considering the context you have. It’s an “Arson, Murder, jaywalking” sort of scenario.

you're behind all this, aren't you! i dunno how i know that, but i can just feel it!

Jumping to conclusion but you’re not wrong. You may want to put al ittlem roe research into this.

you're the one who vriska and her pirate pals are all trying to stop! it was you who put all this into motion in some way i don't really understand! which means you're responsible for like a trillion people dying, and universes blowing up, and all my friends getting scattered around and acting like idiots, and my dad being dead!

Ooooooh man, this is it. This is John getting involved. This is him feeling the impact of it all, it’s all dawning on him and he has a reason anda motive to want to deal with the big bad.

It took so many years but now we have the connection occurring. Before the Heroes and the Villains were basically working on such separate and different levels that what they were fighting for and against was incredibly nebulous. They were basically running around with no true focus. This is the part where the focus comes into play.

Where everything he has gone through has had meaning. Where there is a target. Where he finally understands what all the running around was for.

ok, maybe you're not totally responsible for us acting like idiots, most of that is on us! but all that other bad stuff is your fault somehow, isn't it!

Pffftttt, true. You’re a good honest kid, and somewhat perceptive.

I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!

YES! YES! YES!

> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A HATER.

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Oh wow, he somehow found a way to look menacing.

AS YOU CAN SEE, THE FORMER GHOST OF THE MALE HERO HAS COME BACK TO HAUNT ME. THIS IS NOT HIS FIRST UNWELCOME INTRUSION. INTO MY PRIVATE IMPORTANT AFFAIRS.

who... are you talking to?

Trust me, it’s not important. I say what I write aloud when I do this liveblog too.

TECHNICALLY. IT WILL NOT BE HIS LAST EITHER. BUT IT WILL MARK THE FIRST TIME HE IS FORCED TO PAY A TOLL FOR HIS RUDE TELEPORTATION CRIME.

OH YES, TODAY HE WILL PAY.

WITH HIS TEETH.

AND WITH HIS BLOOD.

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Don’t worry John, you’ll be fine. Caliborn as he is now is just a punk brat.

> GAME OVER KID.

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Worst. Dramatic. Close up. EVER.

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