Wataru heads back in.
Wataru: Psyga is seriously out of it now, so he’s not coming back for a while.
Eiji: Should we wait?
Wataru: No. We’re going ahead with the video.
Gentaro: We’re just going to leave Psyga behind?
Wataru: Psyga wouldn’t mind. He’d probably enjoy skipping out on this.
Shotaro: Hey! Shouldn’t we confront Kazuma for giving Psyga that DVD?
Wataru: Wait, what?
Tsukasa: Unless I have more concrete evidence, it’s just an idea I had.
Wataru: ... I’m beginning to distrust you...
Wataru then presses play
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Eiji: And so the muppets compliment on how well they did with the whole rescue mission.
Psyga walks in.
Psyga: Except for the ponies. Who did jack shit.
Wataru: Oh god... Please, please don’t.
Psyga: No. I’m going to give the movie one chance. One fucking chance to redeem itself.
Psyga sits down.
Gentaro: And so the gang head to a hotel to have dinner.
Shotaro: Fluttershy decides to go to, but is halted by... Two pegasi?
Psyga: Yeah. I have no idea... I don’t think the restaurant is the kind where they need bouncers, and usually the first thing a staff of a restaurant would say is “table for one?”
Tsukasa: This is an adventures crossover. You should kick logic out some more. See all that food on the long table that Applejack is looking at? What is that table doing there? Is the restaurant all you can eat? You see what I mean? The more you think, the more these crossovers rot your brain. Kick the logic out and just freaking watch them.
Psyga: Fuck that, logic is what makes me Accentuate the Negative.
Eiji: Look! Miss Piggy and Kermit are going to kiss!
Psyga and Gentaro look at each other. Gentaro then puts on his Fourze Driver, and then flips the red switches on it.
Psyga: Cockblock in...
And the Almost Kiss gets interrupted.
Gentaro: COCKBLOCK KITAAAAAAAAAAA!
Shotaro: And we end this part on a psychotic Rarity.
Psyga: Well, let’s take a break. I think my brain needs to fix itself.
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