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Umbramatic2012-10-11 17:57:18

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I Couldn't Think Of Any Good Ranch Puns, Sue Me

Floccesy Ranch

Our bold heroine and her Pokemon arrive, and are immediately accosted by Butz.

Butz: ALRIGHT, LET'S BA-

Lina: Um, I just wanted to give you a Town Map from your sister...

Butz: Oh.

She hands him the town map, then the two stare at each other silently.

Butz: ...Can we still battle?

Lina: ...Fine.

The events of this battle are similar to the first.

Butz: Not again...

A rancher and his wife approach, a Herdier in tow.

Rancher: Hey! Nice to see folks enjoying a battle!

Lina: ...You don't mind?

Rancher: Naw. If you went out of line the Mareep would handle it.

Mareep: -snarls-

Lina: ._.

Wife: Anyway, have you seen our other Herdier? It's been missing fro a while...

Butz: ...

WHAT? YOU HAVEN'T BEEN LOOKING HARD ENOUGH! IT COULD BE LOST FOREVER! I'LL FIND IT FOR YOU! -Runs off-

Wife: ...I haven't even told him the whole story.

Lina: He's like that.

Wife: But yeah, helping us look for our other Herdier would be nice. Normally they hang out together...

Lina: Got it.

She begins searching the ranch, obtaining a few new Pokemon in the process. Namely, a Flaffy named Shaun, a Lilipup named Sirius, and a Pidove named Riana.

Lina: I've heard there are Riolu on this ranch...

Riana: Why would you want to find a Riolu? Fighting types are mean!

Felis: At least you aren't weak to them. -shudders-

Shaun: Don't worry, they won't try anything around me...

Lina then comes across Butz again.

Butz: It must be deeper in the ranch! Come on!

Lina: OK, but I'm sure it's not much of a problem...

Butz: But Pokemon usually don't wander off by themselves!

Felis: Because we're SOOOO dependent on Trainers, right?

Lina and Butz continue further into the ranch, where Lina fights a few more Trainers and picks up some items, like Pokeballs and Paralyze Heals. Finally, Lina cones across the Herdier... Chewing on a man in some sort of special ops outfit.

???: Arrrrgh, stupid Herdier! Get off!

Butz: -from a distance- Good work, Lina! You look over there, I'll look this way!

Lina: Um...

Man: Hey ow you! Back off, ow unless you someow don't know who I ow am!

Lina: ...I do not.

Man: What?! We ow were ow the guys who ow terrorized the ow region two years back! Team Plasmow!

Lina: Plasma?

Susano: Oh boy! A bad guy! Now if we rescue the Herdier we'll be heroes!

Shaun: -sparks angrily- Hands off the Herdier.

Felis: Don't you Plasmorons usually wear dorkier outfits?

Plasma Grunt: Argh! -flings the Herdier off- Ugh, first I get lost chasing that mutt, now this! Take THIS!

Her flings an object at Lina...

Lina: Agh!

...Which is a Frustration TM.

Plasma Grunt: -flees while Lina is distracted.-

Lina: ...Why do I get a sense of foreboding?

Butz: -comes over with the Ranch owner- You found it!

Ranch Owner: Thanks so much!

Butz: You better thank us! That Herdier could have been lost FOREVER! Take better care of it! -runs off-

Lina: ...Again, he's like that.

Lina then continues searching for a Riolu, and finds one... Only for it to break out of her last Pokeball.

Riolu: Trololololol

Lina: ...Susano, show no mercy.

Susano: -Water Guns the Riolu into the stratosphere-

Riana: Told you they were mean. >v>

Our heroine returns to Floccesy, where Alder accosts her...

Alder: YOU HAVE SUCEEDED! Now, will you help me...

Lina: First, I have to find another Riolu.

After finding some Pokeballs and going back to the ranch, she does, and successfully catches it and names it Roxas. She also catches a Psyduck named Ludwig.

Ludwig: Quack! Quack quack quack!

Felis: Is that all you ever say?

Ludwig: Quack!

Felis: Why must this team get the weird Water types?

Lina then proceeds to use her new catches to stomp the two kids Alder wanted to have her practice against.

Alder: EXCELLENT! You have the makings of a true champ!

Lina: Kay, thanks, bye...

She attempts to flee, but is blocked by a strange man.

Man: MEDALS! They're like little mini-achievements, only MORE SO!

Lina: Um, that's very nice...

Man: Here, have a case! And a free medal to put in it! I'll stalk you in Pokecenters until you collect them all! -flees-

Lina: ...Why is everyone other than me so weird?

Gino: It's funnier that way, nyan.

Alder: -catches up- Oh, by the way the Gym in your howmetown is open!

Lina: OK then! See ya.

She heads back, new mons in tow.

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