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Umbramatic2012-10-08 12:25:47

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Plot, Why U Railroad?

After much leering and tail-whipping, plus some tackles, Snivy goes down, with Susano barely still standing. Anticlimatic, I know, but early-game battles aren't usually exciting.

Susano: Hah... -pant- Take that... -gasp- I'm the best sidekick ever... -wheeze-

Butz:' How could you put my precious Snivy through so much pain?! Meanie!

Lina: ...Isn't that the point? :/

Butz: Aagh... Whatever! Just take good care of yours! -runs off-

Bianca: Oooh, you and Susano go great together! But we need to get you healed up! Then I can show you the Pokemon Center!

Lina: I think I can figure that out on my-

Pokemon Center

Lina: ...Own.

Bianca promptly shows Lina every detail of the Pokemon Center. EVERY. Detail.

Bianca: Ooh, and I think this one has new carpeting, not sure, they tend to not replace it very often...

Lina: ...Can we get back to whatever you wanted me to do?

Bianca: Oh! Yes! Follow me!

They head outside, where they are greeted by Mom and Butz's sister.

Mom: Hiiiii! Ooh, you got an Oshawott? That means you're all ready to go! And I can free up the house for parties! Oh wait, take these Running Shoes!

Lina is given the Running Shoes, which means she no longer has to walk at a snail's pace.

Butz's Sister: Take these Town Maps, too!

Lina: Why do I need two?

Butz's Sister: One is for my brother...

Lina: ...Oh. >_>

Bianca: Then we better find him! Let's go!

She charges off to Route 19, with Lina following.

Route 19

Bianca: Ooh, this reminds me of my first day on Route 1... Speaking of which, I have to show you how to catch Pokemon!

Lina: I think I can figure it ou-

At this point, Bianca launches into a long demonstration of catching a Purrloin with a Lilipup, which is too boring for me to describe thoroughly. It probably traumatized the Purrloin for life, though.

Gino: Poor kitty, nyan...

Bianca: Oh, here are 10 Pokeballs!

Lina: Thanks...

Bianca: Now, time for you to go on your own... Good luck!

She heads off, and our bold heroine Lina wanders into the grass to catch a Purrloin for herself...

Critical Hit! The wild Purrloin fainted!

Susano: Eheh... I got kinda carried away there?

Lina: >:|

Susano: Eeep. ._.

Fortunately, the second attempt was more successful, resulting in the capture of a Purrloin named Felis.

Susano: Hi there! I'm the loyal sidekick!

Felis: ...You're satisfied with being a sidekick?

Susano: Well, I can always be promoted to hero! Just like in issue 15 of...

Felis: OK, I've heard enough. Stop talking.

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