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Umbramatic2012-10-08 18:36:06

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Otterly Bad Title Puns

Our heroine Lina is walking down the street when suddenly...

Butz: Hey! What are you in such a rush to do?

Lina: Getting my first Pokemon. Now can I...

Butz: HOLY MUK YES FINALLY NOW I CAN HAVE SOMEONE TO CURBSTOMP

Lina: ...OK? ._.

Butz: Who's giving you it?!

Lina: Mom said some chick in a green hat...

Butz: Let's GO, then!

Butz's sister: Take good care of it...

Butz: HEY! It's my job to nag people about that! Now go home!

Butz's Sister: Alright... -leaves-

Butz: Now, let's find this green-hat chick!

After much fruitless searching, including barging into several houses...

Man: I was SHOWERING, you dolts!

...Lina and Butz finally come across the overlook.

Butz: Oh! She's probably on the overlook! It's the pride and joy of this city!

Lina: ...And you didn't suggest that earlier why?

Gino: Plot convenience, nyan.

Lina: ...Who said that?

Butz: Who CARES about disembodied voices! Let's get you a Pokemon!

He pushes Lina up the stairs until they both see a girl in an orange jacket and... a huge green hat looking at the view.

Lina: There we go...

She approaches her.

???: Ooh... So pretty...

Lina waits. Then taps.

???: Oh! Sorry, I've been staring at the view for the past three hours...

Lina: ...Three hours? ._.

???: ...But I can't find this Lina girl! Do you know her?

Lina: ...Yes. -ponts at herself-

???: Oh, yay! My name's Bianca~ I was sent to give you a choice of Pokemon! :D

Lina: Oh, cool! What are the choices?

Bianca: -produces a case, opens it- Snivy, Tepig, and Oshawott! Pick one, they're cute! :3

Lina: OK! Hmmm...

She takes the Oshawott ball and opens it, revealing... an Oshawott, of course.

Bianca: You want that one?

Lina: Sure, it is cute. :3

Oshawott: -looks up at Lina- A... A trainer?! YES! I get to be a loyal sidekck, just like in the comics!

Bianca: Do you want to name it?

Lina: Hmmm... I'll call you Susano.

Susano: Ooh, mythological theme... I like!

Bianca: Here, you two have Pokedexes too!

Bianca hands Lina and Butz Pokedexes. Lina turns to leave, but is stopped by Butz.

Butz: Hey! Now's the time for me to beat you horribly! I raised this Snivy from an Egg!

Lina: ...OK...

Battle! Lina Vs. Butz!

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