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Introduction.

So Liveblog nerds, remember me? No?

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fourteenwings? I'm the guy that did that Bratz Fashion Pixiez liveblog a while ago. So I decided hey? Why not liveblog MORE Bratz things? This time I'll be going over all the mainline movies I didn't do before up to Passion 4 Fashion Diamondz. We'll begin with The Movie and then work our way into the animated canon.

And yes, I'm just doing this so I can find somebody who will finally drive me home, I can't BELIEVE none of you noticed me lodged in between those two liveblogs.

To get this out of the way: Yes, I own all these movies (and more, The Babiez and Kidz movies and even the Girlz Really Rock and Pampered Petz ones) because I like them. I love Bratz and all it's idiocy, I've loved it ever since the Stuff by Hillary Duff fashion line was canceled when I was 6 and I had to find something else to nerd all over, so yeah, Bratz was my first fandom (If you could call it that). But objectively, these things are horridly done, I mean they aren't the worst thing ever and won't destroy your family, but they're So Bad, It's Good in the awesomest way possible (Except on rainy days because then they're extremely realistic I mean FEEL CLOE'S PAIN WHEN THE NEW BOY WHO LIKES HER CAN't DECIDE BETWEEN TAKING HER TO THE MALL OR TAKING HER TO THE SKATE PARK!!!) Umm... yeah, so grab the popcorn or chocolate or whatever assorted snack (Air would suffice, I guess) and watch me watch these movies!

... That didn't sound exciting did it?

Table Of Contents (From The Future)

  • Bratz The Movie
    • Part 1
    • Part 2
    • Part 3
  • Special Non-Canon Bratz Direct-to-DVD mess before it was cool: Bratz Starrin' & Stylin'
    • Part 1
    • Part 2
  • Bratz Rock Angelz (Or BRA for all you dirty minded people)
    • Part 1
    • Part 2
    • Part 3
    • Part 4
  • Bratz Genie Magic (Or BGM, which is a pretty funny acronym)
    • Part 1
    • Part 2
    • Part 3
    • Part 4
  • Bratz Passion 4 Fashion Diamondz
    • Part 1
    • Part 2
    • Part 3
    • Part 4

MAYBE LATER

  • Bratz Girlz Really Rock (Or Bratz GRR!!!)
  • Bratz Pampered Petz
  • Bratz Genie Magic 2: Desert Jewelz (or BGM 2: Revenge of the DJ)

Maybe LATERER

  • Bratz Kidz Sleepover Adventure
  • Bratz Baby- You know what? No, Somebody will have to threaten me before I watch this abomination again.

Comments

I'm not even sure where to begin... What IS this?
Arilou 29th Mar 12
I'm not sure what you mean...
fourteenwings 29th Mar 12
@Arilou: WELCOME TO INANITY AND BOREDOM 101 - THIS MOVIE WILL BE YOUR TEACHER AND YOU WILL BE NEUTRAL ABOUT IT.
nomuru2d 29th Mar 12