So I'm here again and... Oh NOW There's a new path that goes to the graveyard, OF COURSE!
- Strangles something*
Anyway,we have some no mummy monsters to dispatch and oh hey, it's Zero!
Hi Sally.
"Forget me not" as a memory, really?
God, I forgot what a ham Jack is, his cheer is so weird. Sally has a bad feeling, I forgot she was a little psychic but then I could've told you something bad would probably happen.
Oh Grief, I forgot about those three, Lock, Shock, and Barrel... The Bogeyman's little minions. Things can only go from bad to worse here.
Now we need surprise as an ingredient too?
Oh no, Boogie... Uh, is he sick? He's not green like he's supposed to be.
Where do I even find this mayor in a town with nowhere to go? So back to the graveyard and down the coffin where... The Mayor is. Really?
A silly memory game gets me a jack in the box for surprise. So let's get this train wreck over with.
Lo and behold before the professor can insert the heart, Barrel comes along and trips him up and the trio acquire their weapon.
And it appears the Heartless have added "Flying devils" in their arsenal. Fantastico. I swear, these guys never get any harder. There's just more to kill.
TO the graveyard becasue logically there's nowhere else to go and it looks like the kids went down Spiral Mountain, because we need all the iconography we can muster in a stupidly small amount of space.
I have reached Oogie's Mano-
No... No I didn't, while fighting off those heartless hoards I got too close to one end of the river and ended up back at the beginning.
I HATE THIS GAME! I HATE THIS GAME, I HATE THIS GAME!
Okay, I've gone back, gone through a few more battles and I get the feeling that the story does not pad this game out but having a fight scene every time you move to a different section of the same room does.
After confronting the Trick or Treaters from hell I bet them on my second try, that Sonic technique is fantastic when you're in a jam, let me tell you.
Of course the dumb kids were just "Following orders", hello Nuremberg Defense, People have been gettign a lot of use out of you.
Oh thank god, I thought I'd never get a chance to save. I guess it's time to beat the Oogie Boogie Man.
Man, I don't know if I've mature or Homestuck annoys me more but I just do not have any jokes or anything about this besides complaints about the many annoying and dumb aspects of the gameplay and the minimalist level design that would border on the lackluster.
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