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sanityisoverrated2011-06-15 10:12:12

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Chapter 11: The End is Approaching...

After today, after this entry, readers, we will be down to ten more chapters. Yes, the pain is almost over.

Also, I'm trying a new format. Let me know what you think about it in the comments.

CHAPTER 18

LOVE, BULLETS AND IMMORTALITY

This fan-fic brought to you by some illiterate asshole at his computer.

Sonadow, Sonamy, Sonaze there will be lemons

Yes. We know.

All rights to Sega and Sonic team and Nintendo and Scissor Sisters or their record company but Conor is my creation

What. No. No, seriously. What the fuck is this?! 'Scissor Sisters'?! This better not be a musical chapter...

Chapter 18 I Can't Decide

Oh, god no...

Sonic hung from the wall his arms in chains looking down to the ground

Conor entered with Fiona

Hello there how are we this morning sleep well/ asked Conor

Sonic looked up for a second and then returned his gaze to the floor.

See there's the problem I can't decide should I kill you because you look so pathetic or let you live and torture you some more I really can't decide said Conor

Kill him. It can only make this story shorter, right?

(Please use Scissor sisters I can't decide with this chapter but I changed the words for the song a bit)

Ah, the, 'play the song as I use it's lyrics' card. Only with the lyrics being changed up! Delightful!

Conor: It's not easy having myself a good time

Fiona: Greasing up those bets and betters

Conor: Watching out they don't four-letter

Fiona: Fuck and kiss you both at the same time

Conor: Smells-like something I've forgotten curled up died and now it's rotten, I'm not a gangster tonight, don't want to be a bad guy I'm just a loner baby and now Sonic your got in my way!

I can't decide Whether you should live or die Oh, you'll probably go to heaven Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why My heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified Lock the doors and close the blinds We're going for a ride

Fiona: It's a bitch convincing people to like you

Conor: If I stop now call me a quitter if lies were cats you'd be a litter

Fiona: Pleasing everyone isn't like you

Conor: Dancing jigs until I'm crippled slug ten drinks I won't get pickled, I've got to hand it to you've played by all the same rules, it takes the truth to fool me and now you've made me angry!

I can't decide Whether you should live or die Oh, you'll probably go to heaven Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why My heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified Lock the doors and close the blinds We're going for a ride

Fiona: Oh we could throw you in the lake or feed you poisoned birthday cake

Conor: I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone

Fiona: Oh we could bury you alive

Conor: But you might crawl out with a knife

Together: And kill us when we're sleeping that's why

I can't decide Whether you should live or die Oh, you'll probably go to heaven Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why My heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified Lock the doors and close the blinds We're going for a ride

Leave me alone Sonic said

That felt like an oddly abrupt way to stop a musical number. But, hey, it's over - so I won't complain!

Not a music lover ha well time for another song then Conor smiled

Please, no...

Suddenly Tails came into the room he got down on one knee

My lord sorry to disturb you but there is someone at the gate Tails said

Thank God! Never been so glad to see Tails in all my life!

Iontach agus bhí mé ag tosú go bhfuil spraoi i ndáiríre leis Conor said

My lord? Tails asked

Never mind that show me what's going on Conor, Fiona and Tails left the cell leaving Sonic to himself

I wouldn't advise any villain leaving the hero to his own devices, but whatever, it's not like Conor is the first villain to do so.

Boom that's three chapters in one day.I love that song and well thought i might as well use it and Yes i used Irish and i won't tell what i said

Thanks for being considerate there, author. For those interested, anyway, he roughly said: "Fantastic and I was really starting to have fun." Sarcasm! Anyway, see you next time everyone. Sorry for not having much input, it was a musical chapter after all.

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GIG Since: Dec, 1969
Jun 15th 2011 at 3:52:28 PM
Musical chapters never work in fan fiction. Why don't people remember this?
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