I am a bad person for constantly missing updates and being late, I know, I know. Also, I'm apparently bat-shit insane as I'm going to do not one, not two, but THREE chapters today!
CHAPTER 12:
This chapter is really just a lemon. A horrible, horrible lemon, that really should be kinda hot if, you know, you're into into this sort of thing. Which I'm...totally not. At all. Yeah...
Anywho, sex, and then Conor orders the guards to do the same thing, asking the recently-deceased Eggman's Swat Bots to record it. This is, presumably, to kill any disobeying guards but...knowing this story, it will have another user, I'm sure. When they all disobey, Sally does the ultimate dick move and tells the Swat Bot to inform Conor. Can I just ask something? Just one thing? Why?!
The chapter ends with Sally, inexplicably, essentially acknowledging Conor as her master. Good GOD, this story is really, really stupid.
CHAPTER 13:
This chapter begins...with a song? What? Yes, the girls decide to dance and crap for no reason and our Author implores you to play the song 'Love Today' by Mika. I don't know who Mika is, but I don't trust our Author's taste in music, guys. Although, ol' Tara G liked some cool bands.
Conor then does quite possibly the only single awesome thing I've ever witnessed in this fic, if only because I can totally imagine The Joker doing the same thing. He acts like a dick, dances and sings like an idiot, and kills a guard for being 'no fun'.
This chapter has, so far, been the best chapter for being far less confusing and just plain stupid, but in a kind of fun way. This sort of praise will not happen again. Ever.
CHAPTER 14:
Two short chapters, followed by a long one. Conor, I think, is becoming slightly less annoying as he becomes more insane. Seriously, he tied Eggman's corpse to the front gate of the castle. Then, in response to Fiona's protests, asks a guard to take it down and deliver it to Knothole. In pieces.
Also, they are going to attack Knothole. They apparently have some random obsession with what should, in Archie canon, now be a destroyed piece of land. Anyway, nonsensical dialogue!
-Girls the time has come Amy and Blaze you shall get Sonic I can torture him and Rouge you can go and do whatever what about Shadow huh? Conor asked
Not interested said Rouge.
Still love me I take it Conor said teasing.
No said Rouge but she lightly blushed.
Ouch I think my heart has smashed again and I just recovered and at the same time I don't believe you Conor said smiling at her.
Believe it She said.-
I just...ugh. Let's just accept that Rouge is still pissed, and understandably so.
We move to Knothole where Sonic is with...Nicole. Ugh. You know what? I don't care. I don't. I'm going to let it slide. So, apparently Sonic and Shadow know that Conor is coming. Somehow.
On to Angel Island where Silver...why is Silver there? Whatever, where he is talking to...AMY AND BLAZE? WHAT?! How did-WHEN-did they get there?
Anyway, Blaze kinda straight-up kisses Silver, to get him to tell her where the Chaos Emeralds are. Umm...why would Silver know? Wouldn't Knuckles be a more rational candidate for asking where the emeralds are, but, whatever. They are taken to the emeralds and Silver is promptly knocked out.
Also, Blaze and Amy can apparently use Chaos Control.
I give up, I really do.
Also, Rouge takes the Master Emerald from Knuckles by knocking him out. When Silver and Knuckles awake they teleport to Knothole.
Back at Knothole. Apparently, Bunnie Rabbot (a robot bunny) is with Sonic and what's left of the gang, at least the Author sort of keeps her Southern accent thing. Either that, or his writing is getting worse. Actually, the latter is proabably going to end up being true.
Silver and Knuckles then reappear and kill Conor. But he revives, of course. Then Shadow rips off his head, and Hilarity Ensues!
-Conors body moved and then stood up and began to walk around.
Conor: Hey buddy no I'm over here no the other way you idiot warm warmer ok you got me!
Conors body picked up his head and screwed it back on.
Now that would give ya a creek in the neck. Conor said luaghing-
And then Conor wants to make this quick so he can go at it with Fiona. Nice to see he has his priorities straight. Oh and then they totally fool about in the middle of the freaking battle!
This, people, is how this chapter ends. See you next time!
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