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inhumanundead2011-03-17 17:59:12

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Chapter II of My Immortal: More like My Immoral.

Chapter 2.

AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!

>>First of all, what the FUCK is a prep? Second, why the FUCK should they stop flaming the "story"<<

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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had.

>>Yeah, because, like, vampires, are, like, so phukking cool aaaaaand im like totally NOT a vampire.<<

My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

>>This is almost like Wo T. The descriptions are way too long, but in Wo T they were GOOD!<<

My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!)

>>Wow. Is it really necessary to put an authors note /into/ the actual story?<<

woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

"OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" she said excitedly.

>>AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING NET ACRONYMS! THESE BITCHES AREN'T "GOFFIK", THEY'RE FUCKING VALLEY GIRLS!<<

"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.

"Do you like Draco?" she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

"No I so fucking don’t!" I shouted.

>>You lie, bitch-ass.<<

"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.

"Hi." he said.

"Hi." I replied flirtily.

>>Let's add the word flirtily to the DMFApFF40Ktionary<<

"Guess what." he said.

"What?" I asked.

"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me.

>> ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<<

"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

"Well... do you want to go with me?" he asked.

I gasped.

>>...and so FINALLY ends this bore of a chapter.<<

Comments

cheeseypoofs Since: Dec, 1969
Mar 19th 2011 at 1:01:52 PM
It gets worse. Trust me. Also look at [the drinking game.
inhumanundead Since: Dec, 1969
Mar 25th 2011 at 3:21:34 PM
Thx for the linkage. *over-the-intertubes high-five*
BearyScary Since: Dec, 1969
Aug 16th 2011 at 8:11:16 PM
Wow, and I thought some of my chapters were dull. Bleeeh

"Fangs 2"... did you c what she did there lol
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