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DeadlyPrivate2011-02-12 19:04:22

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Where Things Fall Apart: Part 3

...I write these after watching the video, you know? I have to repeatedly watch this just to make sure I got it all right...I hope your grateful for not only me, but for Doc Sane's Sake, as he makes great commentary on this part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuILSi1l1d0&feature=related (link to video)


0:09 "haaaah."

0:13 Oh look, it's a hundred year old Jack Nickelson play Fiddle.

0:21 "The whole world will talk about the marriage between people of a 30 year age difference!"

0:30 "I'm evil because I don't like your opinion."

0:35 ...Is the Father REALLY that dumb not to notice this? I mean, it's OBVIOUS! She HATES HIM. This is not stubberness, this is true hatred against him!

0:38 "SHE CAN'T BE!!"

0:50 "Ahh...praise be my ability to drink down a glass in a second."

1:04 "Did ya hear what she said Girlfriend!?"

1:16 Mmm...come to think of it...

1:20 "Ya see Audience?! I was fooled! HAHAHAHH!"

1:40 Thats...a very racist statement. About...yourself.

1:53 Mmm...Cartoon breasts.

1:58 o_e WTF

2:15 Check the Trajectory of that Dolphin; He must be banging his head on the bow repeatedly.

2:19 HOLY FUCK!!!

2:21 AH! AH. AHH....AAHHHH....WHAT WAS THAT?!

2:41 ...She sounds...british. ...why does a dolphin in the middle of the atlantic have a british accent?

2:48 STOP. ...No. This is stupid. MAGIC... MOONBEAMS.? There are Magical Moonbeam nets in a movie about the Titanic. ...FUCK YOU MOVIE! This would be like making a movie about 9/11, but with the victims able to communicate with birds by the 'magical power' of clouds!! ASS!!!!!!

3:01 HAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHH HAAAAA AAAHHH! AHAHAHAHAH.

3:30 I'm with him, what the fuck you talking about?

3:34 o_o Whatever.

3:43 "We are showing we are animated by moving around and making grunting noises! Genius right!?"

4:03 Those are my exact feelings on this movie. What is going on, and why give a fuck.

4:25 "here is your drink filled with Orphan blood."

4:42 " It has nothing to do with the fact that I keep them running by burning puppy dogs instead of coal...Hey, being evil can cost a pretty penny, but it's worth it!"

4:57 "Well, that doesn't sound like your just marrying my daughter for those rights! I mean, why would I, a Duke of England, have whaling rights to various parts of the Ocean? It would just be ridicolous!"

5:10 Why are you angry...? It's not like marrying her on the ship will do you any good; you still have to sign the paperwork for all of your ships, and that would require you being ON LAND.

5:26 "B-But Boss, I saw Elizabeth talking to dolphins and two mice and-" "QUIET JEFFERY! Can't you see I am being evil here by wearing a eye patch!?"

5:45 Meanwhile, in a horrible 3D scene I got a D in Computer class...

5:56 Wow, that's a big rope. Oh, I mean that's a big OTER!

6:03 I...I have to apologize. I may have overreacted with that last scene...it's just so silly! I am sure, though, that will be all the goofiness in this movie.

6:11 o.o?

6:17 WHAT. THE. FUCK.

6:24 WHAT?! THAT'S ICE!?! A Shark wearing a prisoner uniform!? What kind of DUMB IDOTIC MORON WOULD THINK THAT IS A GOOD IDEA?!

6:47 OH FUCK YOU MOVIE! Is the ship flying now?! Is the ship flying with the help of moon magic shit!?! is it!? IS IT!?!??!!!

G-Gah...Sorry...I need a moment here... ...*Sob*...A-Ahh... WHEW....WHEW....AAHHHH... Okay...where are we...?

8:51 Oh god.

Contine on for the 4th part of our adventure!

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FreezairForALimitedTime Since: Dec, 1969
Feb 13th 2011 at 12:45:49 AM
Twenty years, technically, since Maltravers is apparently not yet forty.

...Just sayin'.
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