Personnel assigned to combat zone:
- Commander Princeps Augustus
- Ensign nos
- Ensign Jacques Cousteau
- Ensign x2wolf
- Ensign Siegfried Farnan
- Ensign Sophie Aldred
- Able Seaman Parson Gotti
- Seaman clockworkspider
- Seaman Brett Sinclair
- Seaman Danny Wilde
SWS - Coelecanth/Gas Cannon
Yana (via remote link): Okay, people. We've likely pissed Echo off something fierce, given our last few colony raids.
In light of this, I recommend that we take no prisoners on this mission. Whatever aliens you see, terminate them with extreme prejudice!
Princeps: All right, people! Clear the doors, let the Coelecanth out!
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
(WHIRR-CLUNK)
(WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR)
Yana: I've got the sub sighted. No sign of Echo as yet.
Princeps: Sinclair, Wilde, nos, move out. Cover the Coelecanth.
nos: Aye, sir.
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
Wilde: Nothing back here.
Sinclair: Nothing off the Triton's bow, either.
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
Yana: Echo sighted in the wreckage. Looks like we've got lobsters.
Princeps: Aw, hell. You got a Thermal Shock Cannon, nos?
nos: Aye, sir.
Princeps: Get out there and shock the bastard.
(THUPP-BLOOP)
Lobster Man: . . .
nos: Echo shocked.
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(WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR)
Yana: More lobsters. Engaging.
(PSSHEW-KAWHANG)
Yana: No effect. Nos?
nos: On it.
(THUPP-BLOOP)
Lobster Man: . . .
(PSSHEW-KAWHANG PSSHEW-KAWHANG PSSHEW-KAWHANG)
(THUPP-BLOOP)
Lobster Man: . . .
Princeps: And another lobster stuck in the deep freeze.
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(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)
Wilde: Got a lobster around the far side of the downed sub!
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Princeps: I see it. Taking the shot.
(THUPP-BLOOP)
Lobster Man: . . .
(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)
(WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR)
(THUD THUD THUD)
Yana: Excuse me! No beating up the Coelecanth, please!
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(PSSHEW-KAWHANG PSSHEW-KAWHANG PSSHEW-KAWHANG)
(THUPP-BLOOP)
Lobster Man: . . .
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
(THUD THUD THUD)
Yana: Fine, then. Harpoons away!
(PSSHEW-KAWHANG PSSHEW-KAWHANG)
nos: Shock bomb away!
(THUPP-BLOOP)
Lobster Men: . . .
(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)
Yana: Got another lobster here.
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(THUPP-CRACKLE THUPP-CRACKLE)
(PSSHEW-KAWHANG)
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
Lobster Man: GURHOWL . . .
(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)
Princeps: Found another lobster in a little lava alcove here. Taking the shot.
(THUPP-BLOOP)
Lobster Man: . . . 
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(WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR)
Yana: And there's one more lobster hiding behind this lava flow here. Let's put it out of our misery, shall we?
(PSSHEW-KAWHANG)
(THUPP-CRACKLE THUPP-CRACKLE THUPP-CRACKLE)
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
Lobster Man: GURHOWL . . .
Yana: Looks like that was the last one. Commander, have your men police the bodies and secure the stunned Lobster Men for transport back to Augustica Base.
Princeps: On it.
