Foreword: Time to GET REAL.
Oh hey guys, didn't see you come in. Why don't you take a seat anywhere, because it's story time.
Now, not all of us are good boys and girls, and some of us end up using nasty things which hurt our bodies.
But that's not you all, no, you're all good boys and girls who deserve cookies (or diabetes-friendly equivalent).
So today, I'm going to read you all a story about how a naughty horse learns how to say no to those horrid substances.
Oh god what was I thinking.
You can all read along with me here.