And now, back to our scheduled My Immortal parody ripoff!
Cahopter 17: Lidna Gone BAAD?
You just noticed Linda's rotten to the core now? Anyway, it turns out that the nerd who brainwashed Linda was.....WARREN MEARS! He brainwashed Linda to be his sex slave girlfriend and turned her into a prep. She was even using big words like perfigorious balabadian Mardojirian Manmellortillianish. What Do You Mean Its Not Henious?
Dracola notices that Linda was acting differently, as she had given her out in her pillow talk that she hates nerds and their big vocabulary. He then takes her to her old room and tells her that she has been brainwashed. She doesn't belive him.
Dracola stomped out, and then saw Dumbelder's Alzheimers and it gloated, "I won her, Dracola." Let's see if that lasts till the end of the chapter, shall we?
Dracola ets all depressed, and slits his wrists, but revives because he's a vampire. To get more ideas, he drinks a blood coca cola. This was not coca cola, but blood coca cola made of blood.
Then he Ass Pulls out a solution, goes to Linda's new place, and 'brain dries' Linda because brain washing spells is week to brain drying, cuz then the brain would still be wet, capabler of being dried. Because magic. So Yeah.
Linda goes back to her dorm and Status Quo stays god. Warren runs away. B'loody Mary screams at 'Bratney' (how appropiate) that her plan has failed. Then she forcibly fuses with the platinum princess and She sed in a voice not her own, a reali deeep voice, "I am returning, because I have not been Big Bad, and therefore, I am taking control here."
She laughed the evil laugh, and then ate Blaize Zabny's corpse...who is this not Bloody Mary person!
I bet it's Glori.
