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[table of contents]
LOL Smiley Face
It's time for another bad song!! This ep: LOL Smiley Face by Trey Songz featuring Soulja Boy & Gucci Mane.
[Intro:]

I Luvvv Fisher Price

TOM: Well, this is certainly a sign of maturity.

804 335 0051 (LOL smiley face lol smiley face... Soulja boy Tell'Em)

MIKE: I think weíre in for quite a ride, guys.

804 335 0051 (GUCCI... lol smiley face, lol smiley face)

[Chorus: Trey Songz]

Shawty just text me, say she wanna sex me (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

CROW [girl]: Tee-hee! Iím horny!!

Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

[Verse 1: Trey Songz]

Shawty called me phone I was busy (I was busy yup)

Cruisin' in that Benz around the city (yup)

TOM [sarcastic]: Oh, flaunting around your wealthís *real* busy.

Then I felt my phone buzz, I know that she like us

I'm a bad boy like Diddy (take that)

MIKE: I stomp on Kremlings who steal my banana hoarde!!

Then she sent a text that had said, "baby, I'm at home" Then she sent another one that said she's all alone

CROW: Uh-oh, I bet thereís a serial killer in the attic.

So I texted her a smiley face and said, "let's get it goin' " She said, "lol boy you crazy, come on"

TOM [girl]: Iím a lesbian, remember?

Then she said "actually, you ain't gotta ask me" Sent that lil' face with the tongue 'cause I'm nasty

CROW: Or just juvenile.

I'm on my way (way), girl I can't wait (wait)

MIKE: After all, itís been proven that driving around flaunting your wealth makes you horny.

Twitter me a picture, lemme see that ok

CROW: Couldnít you wait Ďtill you got home!?

MIKE [Trey]: No, Iím too busy cruising in that ĎBenz around the city.

[Chorus: Trey Songz]

Shawty just text me, say she wanna sex me (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this

TOM [Trey, horrified]: Mom!?

(LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

Go to my page and follow

CROW [Trey]: Now everyone can see hawt pics of my girlfriend!! God, I love the Internet.

And if you got a body like a Coke bottle

MIKE: Youíll be made out of glass and easily break.

Shawty sent a Twit pic (it's me Gucci)

TOM [Gucci]: I live in your closet next to Louis Vuitton.

saying come and get this (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

[Verse 2:Gucci Mane]

CROW: Yeah, well Iím Armani Ponytail.

You got me shawty, text Mane

Send ya boy a smiley face

TOM: And win a brand-new car!!!

Gucci Mane, X rated we can make a sex tape

MIKE: Okay, how about we donít do that and you fade into obscurity instead?

Pics on my iPhone

Gucci on her iPod

CROW: Lyrics by Apple ô Corp. Go download this song on iTunesô. Itíll make you say LOL with a smile on your face!!

When she turn around, ass make ya say oh God

TOM: I left the oven on!!

Mami real beautiful

Manicured cuticles

Office job

CROW [Gucci, obviously lying] : See? Shawtyís not a trophy girlfriend!! She works for her money!!

Student girl

Holding down her cubicle

MIKE: Oh, is *that* what theyíre calling it now?

And she got my number tell her man that's like a miracle

TOM: Mike? What does that lyric mean?

MIKE: Yes.

Said she love my swag

6's on my vehicle

CROW: Itís fashionable to have giant 6ís on your car? Iíll never understand rappersÖ

G.A. to V.A.

Cali girls love me

Brooklyn girls hug me

MIKE: North Dakota girls just stand right next to me.

Miami girls sexy

TOM [stupid]: I like lady parts. Huhhuhhuh!!

Pull off in the stretcher

Sean Paul flexin'

TOM: What does Sean Paul have to do with this song?

CROW: Other than reminding us that we could be listening to better pop music, nothing.

First date sexin'

Next night textin'

MIKE: The night after that, I just sit at home and watch TV.

[Chorus: Trey Songz]

Shawty just text me, say she wanna sex me (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

CROW [Trey]: Iíll put this conversation in a song!! (LOL, smiley face).

Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this

TOM: Football, signed Lucy Van Pelt.

(LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

Go to my page and follow

And if you got a body like a Coke bottle

MIKE: New or Classic?

Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this

CROW: Cat out of the tree, already!!

(LOL smiley face (Trey I gotcha' baby), lol smiley face)

[Verse 3: Soulja Boy]

Lol smiley face, lol smiley face

TOM: Oh good, we can see some real depth here.

Soulja boy Tell'Em bae, lol smiley face

Babygirl sent a picture to my Blackberry

She fine and she thick just like Halle Berry (well damn)

CROW: Does that mean she starred in Catwoman, too?

Kiss me thru the fone,

MIKE: I guess Hooked on Phonics didnít work for Soulja Boy.

lol smiley face

We can go and kick it bae, later on at my place

She messaged me on myspace, told me she love me

TOM [girl]: I love you so much, Iím using an outdated social network to talk to you!! (Heart, smiley face).

She textin' my phone 4:30 in the morning, "baby I'm horny, I wanna kiss you"

CROW [girl]: But we have to get married first.

I can put it on ya, that's not an issue

She scratchin' my back, screamin' out I'm hers

MIKE: Iíve seen zoo animals go at it with more dignity than this!!

'She text my phone said, "I need your love"

TOM: And I want your sex.

I met her Monday, last week in the club One week later, now she tellin' me that she in love, HA

CROW [Nelson Muntz]: Ha-ha! Someone confused love with lust again!!

[Chorus: Trey Songz]

'Shawty just text me, say she wanna sex me (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this

MIKE: I bet itís actually a link to 2girls1cup.

(LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

'''Go to my page and follow

And if you got a body like a Coke bottle

TOM: Would you please get inside my recycling bin? Some grade schoolers are having a bottle drive.

Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

CROW: This songís awful. (H8, grouchy face).


OMG, i h8 this song!! LOL, :)

10th Dec '10 4:26:45 PM flag for mods
comments
You know, whoever wrote this song probably thought the lyrics were really, really clever. They were wrong. The MST'ing, however, was great.
sonoffinulanu 3rd Jun 11
- Well I love this song. Preferences are different, yes, but it's not a bad song to me.
KuraBaee 26th Nov 11
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