Alrighty, recap time: Nothing. No, really. Our heroes just set off on their journey and meet up with one of three quirky allies that I happen to like. We now have them go to the fortune teller, and if you had read my Pooh’s Adventures, you know I used this scene to interpret that series. If not, I shall sum it up in the following:
The fortune teller is a phony. HEY, EVERYBODY! THIS FORTUNE TELLER IS A GREAT BIG PHONY!
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I apologize for that stupid Family Guy joke. Oh, and you gotta love this: The meeting is in, and I’m not making this up... THE ABANDONED WAREHOUSE DISTRICT! Oh man, the Hilarious in Hindsight... It’s killing me...Our heroes, knowing where the gathering will be, hitch a ride on this pumpkin truck. Oh, and if you haven’t guessed it by now, Mr. N desires money. That’s practically his character in a nutshell.
Olsens: I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves! Everybody’s nerves! Everybody’s nerves!
Oh fuck no! I’d rather hear anything else than this annoying song! ANYTHING ELSE!
OH FUCK NO! NO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT! GO BACK TO THE SINGING TWINS!
Olsens: EVERYBODY’S NERVES!
NO! BACK TO ASUKA!
Asuka: LOOK AT ME DAMN IT! LOOK AT ME!
NO! BACK TO THE OLSENS!
Olsens: NERVES!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
{cue TV Static and after that, a picture of Sayaka going blood-crazy shows
◊ with the following text: “Psyga has lost it and knows he can kill. Please wait while we give him a Momentai dosage”, all the while this plays}
{Insert a Blip commercial here}
{TV Static comes back on}
Uh... Sorry about that... My nerves can get shotty at times. Anyways, Mr. N has the car truck stop by a very funny way. Okay, seriously, screw the twins; make the movie about Mr. N wanting the Moonstone. That would make for a more comedic movie. His personality kind of reminds me of The Humbug, especially when he tries to act all professional and thinks he knows everything. But even the hero needs his foil... Now where is he? Ah, there he is! Our foil is in that house, now hurry girls, break and enter into the house! As Chris-Chan has pointed out, it’s not morally bad if you’re the hero!
Oscar then joins the gang, and he actually has an interesting quirk. See, he’s shy about being a midget except for when he’s in the clown outfit, since then people can laugh with him and not at him. And while the twins recruit Oscar to their team, Agatha is watching all this. I can so see this as a sort of commentary on watching this movie on Youtube. Agatha is the Youtube user and she’s all like “Oh god no... Why am I still watching this?”
We end our part with the villain knowing exactly what the twins are planning. Question: How the FUCK is she able to spy on the twins? Was it ever established? Or have I skipped something? Maybe the mirror’s fucking magic. Who knows? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY!
