Meet Alice.
She glows with an awesome power. Her burning eyes tells her to kill you. With her psychic powers.
In reality, due to some foggy incident that she can't remember, her skull got rather severely dented. And gave her psychic powers.
And there's some asshole across the hall that needs to die later. Some tools here in armor that also need to die later. So many people to kill, so short of time.
OH WHAT- Creepy CREEPY FUCK. Nice robes, but you're still a creepy old man! No sooner did they leave than Alice stripped out of those stupid jail clothes. Bah, what an ugly outfit, she'd dare not suffer in fashion. Instead, Alice opts to go in the nude until she finds something more fitting of a goddess.
But not before enjoying her nice little table. Oh yes, she remembers having tea with Mr. Doodles that one day. It's rather sad that he started to smell after a while and the guards took him away. He was such a polite companion.
Alice really, really wants those robes. These will do for now though.
Ah, eff yes, a mutha fuckin' katana! With this, Alice could fulfill her dream of becoming a samurai ninja goddess of fashion!
Some dumb rats. ON SNAP! It's Mr. Doodles! Say hi to Ms. Katana. She's new to the neighborhood! It appears as though Ms. Katana didn't like Mr. Doodles too much. Oh well, he will wake up later.
Well, while we're standing over his sleeping body might as well do something halfway entertaining.
Booze. Feels so adult to drink this stuff. And then some hobo attacked Alice for stealing his stash of booze. Alice sure showed him who's Darwin's favorite. And then stuck his head on a stick. Nice!
YOU CREEPY FUCK! BY GOING TO JAIL, CREEPY FUCK!
And now, what sign was Alice born under?
