Like a Cat, Tied to a Stick: / vs. Project ICE
Good luck, and enjoy your badness. I'll comment as often as I can be bothered >.> -Solstace
the ability to laugh at weakness
ILLFLOWER WHAT THE HELL IS THIS AND WHY ARE YOU INFLICTING IT ON EVERYONE INCLUDING YOURSELF ;_; THIS GOES BEYOND ALL MY PREVIOUS CONCEPTS OF BAD
Man, this looks So Bad Its Good. It seems to encapsulate everything wrong with the cowardice-laden perversions of the mainstream anime market today. I think I'm going to have to watch this some day. :3
I'm not even sure why you would suffer through this. However, continue. It amuses me.
«she turns her head upward towards an overhead camera◊ and screams, "Why am I doing flower fortunetelling at a time like this?!"» Because you are in a shitty OVA. «As for Schwartzshult, Google suggests that I may have meant Schwarzschild instead, which seems an appropriate recommendation. After all, this show is so far sucking about as hard as a black hole.» Karl Schwarzschild died in the Russian Front of World War I of a painful autoimmune disease. This might be preferable to this show. «Murasaki and her pilot are holding above the National Diet Building, where Hitomi's squad seems to have handled their ICE all right, but Aika's is sending "abnormal images".» All I can think of is using Goatse as a weapon. «Just as things start to look dicey, the Captain scores a critical hit with a sword throw◊, against a monster that managed to stand up to multiple rocket hits. How this would work, I do not know.» It works by Magical Anime Sword Power. «Perhaps the non-linear(12) nature(18) of the shell(0) countdown(5) helped. (Yes, those frames are all in order.)» ...I'm pretty sure you're putting more effort into mocking this than the creators were into making it.
Wow, it seems like Ludicrous Gibs is the only thing this show does right so far.
Twin Towers Project = Ugly Eyeball Building of Phallic Symbolism
Also, are they really building the skyscraper from the top down?
This was made in 2007?! It would have sucked all the way back in the '80s! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!
Of all things to name a character in a series that's supposed to be serious, you name them Ice-T? You couldn't have come up with a better ice-based name that was less facepalm-inducing? I need to keep an eye on this LB just to see how bad it gets.
The «stupidly oversized gun» picture looks like she's confused about it.
Birds into plants? Either that really is supposed to be allegorical or someone was smoking something.
Or both. No one said it couldn't be both.