Crowner

Crown Description:

1. The description is bare bones and isn't quite clear on the minimum requirements beyond "weapons having phallic symbolism".
2. The title seems more fitting as a complement for Or Are You Happy To See Me.
3. There are only barely above 30 wicks and 40 inbounds, most of the wicks themselves don't fit the title itself even when they fit the "weapons of phallic symbolism" concept.
4. The on-article examples aren't that much better — Xena Warrior Princess's Gender Inverted Trope example ("yonic" instead of "phallic"), in particular, is pure speculation.