1 | * CrossesTheLineTwice: The prediction on [[http://community.sparknotes.com/2011/02/17/blogging-breaking-dawn-part-35 Blogging Breaking Dawn Part 35]], which goes like this (keeping in mind that "Optimus" is Renesmee, and therefore a child): |
2 | -->'''JACOB:''' So you want me to run away with Optimus…alone? Like, alone-alone?\ |
3 | '''BELLA:''' Yes. You will be her father and guardian, and I want you to…why are you wearing that satin robe?\ |
4 | '''JACOB:''' Um…it helps me run.\ |
5 | '''BELLA:''' And where is that Barry White music coming from?\ |
6 | '''JACOB:''' My phone. The sexy sounds of B. W. helps me run.\ |
7 | '''BELLA:''' And why are you lighting scented candles? I suppose that helps you run, too.\ |
8 | '''JACOB:''' Yes, particularly the candle called Night XXX-tasy.\ |
9 | '''BELLA:''' And the coconut body oil?\ |
10 | '''JACOB:''' I thought everyone slathered on body oil when trying to hide. No? Hmm.\ |
11 | '''OPTIMUS:''' Mommy.\ |
12 | '''BELLA:''' What it is, my little snow pea?\ |
13 | '''OPTIMUS:''' I accidentally lost the backpack.\ |
14 | '''BELLA:''' What?!\ |
15 | '''OPTIMUS:''' I just wanted to see if it would float in the river. And it did. And now it's gone. And I'm sorry. And I want Popsicles for dinner.\ |
16 | '''BELLA:''' But…but…the money? It's gone? And Jacob, why are you running an ice cube over your body in a suggestive manner?\ |
17 | '''JACOB:''' Helps me run. [Looks at Optimus] Who's your daddy, princess? |
18 | Reaction was split between [[CrossesTheLineTwice this]] and... |
19 | * DespairEventHorizon: [[http://community.sparknotes.com/2010/10/21/blogging-breaking-dan-part-18 Dan's reaction]] to ''Breaking Dawn'' [[{{Squick}} chap]][[WifeHusbandry ter]] [[PairTheSpares 18]]. |
20 | * MemeticBadass: According to Dan, Emmett, Jacob, and the werewolves. |
21 | * MoralEventHorizon: Dan believes Alice, Edward, and Bella cross it when they allowed the Volturi to kill the tourists. He spends a review and a half upset over it and often brings it up. |
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