Line #67 Webcomic/DysfunctionalFamilyCircus


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3	Looking for Bil Keane's much beloved NewspaperComic ''ComicStrip/TheFamilyCircus''? Oy, have you come to the wrong place!
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5	The ''Dysfunctional Family Circus'' is a RemixComic which uses Keane's art -- or a pastiche thereof -- with new captions, ranging from the cleverly satirical to the perversely offensive, with plenty in between. The DFC has actually existed in in several forms since the early 1980s, starting with appearances in various 'zines, and continues in several forms on TheInternet, but the best known and longest running incarnation was that begun in 1994 by Greg "[=SpinnWebe=]" Galcik.
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7	Galcik's DFC consisted of a Keane cartoon which was left without a given caption, and allowed the viewers to submit their own words; these would then be edited by Galcik and Co., and the best would be posted in the permanent archive alongside the cartoon. Initially, the site would accept all but the most brain-damaged entries, but as the infamy of the site spread, it became clear that some sort of editing would be needed. This led, for a time, to a system of four zones in which the entries would be put while the cartoon was being commented on:
8	* The Green Zone: entries which were funny enough to usually ensure a place in the archive;
9	* The Yellow Zone: entries which were almost good enough for Green but were somewhat lacking. "Salvaging from Yellow" was a common practice;
10	* The Red Zone: entries which were rejected, but were so stupid they were amusing regardless. It was dropped later on when it became clear that some contributors were submitting stupid entries on purpose to get into the Red Zone;
11	* The Gray Zone: entries which were rejected, this one was not visible to the public. Most submissions ended up there.
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13	There was also the unrelated "Difficult Zone" and "Impossible Zone". The "Difficult Zone" included jokes that were either too easy, too overused and/or too insider. Captions that involved these had to be very creative to escape the "Gray Zone" purgatory. The "Impossible Zone" involved topics which only had one or two jokes which were either done already or not worth making.
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15	In 1999, after posting 499 cartoons to the site, Galcik received the long-expected "cease and desist" order from King Features Syndicate, demanding that the Keane art be taken down. While Galcik initially meant to fight the case in court, he reconsidered after a personal phone call from Keane himself, [[http://www.beyond-black-friday.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/billetsm.gif who was sympathetic to him.]] After the 500th and last entry was finished, the site was duly taken down, but not before several of the fans archived the entire contents for posterity. The "Free Floating ''Dysfunctional Family Circus'' Archive", as posted several locations, has remained a staple of Internet culture ever since.
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18	!!''Tropes seen in the Dysfunctional Family Circus include'':
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20	* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Several of the captions use anti-climactic lists of this type.
21	* AbusiveParent: Both Bil and Thelma are portrayed this way regularly.
22	* AuthorAvatar: Bil is often used as a strange variant of one.
23	* BreakingTheFourthWall
24	* BrickJoke: A few jokes call back to previous strips:
25	** The Christmas strip has the ground covered in toys. A couple strips later, they're ''still'' on the ground.
26	** 26 has Billy with a baseball bat and a box of pizza. 27 has Dolly crying and holding her arm. The last caption of the strip has Dolly crying that all she did was try to grab a slice and he hit her with it.
27	** One strip has Billy and Jeffy playing with golf balls and golf clubs in the bathroom. Much ''much'' later, Dolly complains about stepping on a golf ball in the bathroom.
28	** One strip has Thel tell Bill to try and throw the lawnmower into the tree. Two strips later, she's tending to Jeffy and Billy's wounds saying "Great shot with that lawnmower by the way!"
29	*** The same strip was also used as a BrickJoke for the one before that, wherein the kids are looking at a home under construction. Cut to Thel tending to their wounds saying "why was there no fence around that?"
30	* BrotherSisterIncest: Frequently. Keep in mind that the eldest of the children is about eight-ish. Eeew.
31	* CanonForeigner: Uncle Roy, Bil's homosexual lover.
32	** The Psychic Fern.
33	* CatchPhrase: Several, some of which were culled from the more notably loony of the Red Zone entries.
34	** "Good on you, mate!"
35	* CelebrityResemblance: In-universe. An overabundance of captions mention John Tesh, due to a perceived similarity between him and Bil. Similarly, the 97th post, where Bil's blond hair was discernible due to being a color panel, received a caption comparing him to Kurt Cobain.
36	* CrapsackWorld: Drug abuse, prostitution, child abuse, rape, incest, necrophilia, devil-worshipping, and worse are all part of 'the fun in dysfunctional', at the Keane household.
37	* CrapsaccharineWorld: What the site portrays Keane's original work as being in.
38	* CreepyCrossdresser: A common RunningGag about Bil, to the point that it's joked that he and Grandma Keane ''are one and the same''.
39	* DealWithTheDevil: In strip 27, Dolly remembers that her pact only makes her look young forever, and has, functionally, AgeWithoutYouth.
40	* DependingOnTheWriter: Many of the captioners had their own takes on the characters.
41	** Uncle Roy got this a lot, mostly due to being an original character.
42	* DistantFinale: Of sorts. The 500th panel for the site's successor, ''It's a Dysfunctional Life'', has P.J. from the final DFC panel in front of [[http://www.spinnwebe.com/iadl/archive/index.php?cartoon=500 a castle and a baseball bat wielding giant]].
43	* DysfunctionJunction:
44	** Jeffy is shown as an effeminate, [[SmallNameBigEgo vain]] SpoiledBrat and LargeHam, as well as a product of an affair with Creator/WilliamShatner.
45	** Thel is an amphetamine-popping 'sperm burping gutter slut'.
46	** Dolly is a very vocal StrawFeminist ButchLesbian.
47	*** Both Thel and Dolly are bulimic.
48	** Bil is a meth-cooking, child raping DepravedBisexual murderer; and it just goes on.
49	** PJ is usually an EnfanteTerrible ButtMonkey.
50	* EveryoneHasStandards[=/=]TooSpicyForYogSothoth: Another set of captions have some person, known for making controversial or overly offensive work, offended by the Keanes' depravity.
51	* HistoricalInJoke: Other captions also show the Keanes as bystanders in history, such as when Jeffy invented "[[Creator/WillSmith Gettin' jiggy wit it]]" or how Grandma Keane was classmates with Creator/AndyWarhol.
52	* LampshadeHanging[=/=]SelfDeprecation: The "Generic DFC Captions".
53	* NoFourthWall
54	* OlderThanTheyLook: A common RunningGag is that the kids are actually adults who're NotAllowedToGrowUp for various reasons. This is done for both comedy reasons and to lessen the {{squick}} a little.
55	* OnlySaneMan: How Billy is often portrayed. He's still quite depraved.
56	* ParentalIncest
57	* RacistGrandma: Grandma Keane is reinterpreted as one, with her waxing nostalgic about the third Reich.
58	* RefugeInAudacity: The more outrageous the caption submitted was, the more likely it was to get archived (up to a point).
59	* RunningGag: Quite a few of them, to the point that Galcik would automatically cut references to certain ones that had [[DeadHorseTrope lost their humor]].
60	** Variations of Thel's moniker "sperm-burping gutter slut", "whoaaaaa im trippin my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play", "Good on you, mate!" and "poop holds it wher it is".
61	** A pennant, seen from a panel in Washington D.C.
62	** The meaning of P.J.'s initials - many people listed possibilities when they wrote fake memoirs for the kid. Eventually lampshaded in the final cartoon, where one caption has P.J. gloating about how "[the DFC] idiots never guessed his real name" - [[spoiler:Pee Jay]].
63	** '''[[TotallyRadical EXTREME X! SURGE!]]'''
64	*** ShoutOut to a Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E15AgentForHARM episode]].
65	** The numerous excerpts of tell-all memoirs written by members of the family.
66	** [[Literature/AClockworkOrange Nadsat]] [[http://dfc.furr.org/companion/Clockwork.html captions]].
67	* ScaryBlackMan: Uncle Roy is described as such.
68	* ShoutOut: The site had as much [[ShoutOut/DysfunctionalFamilyCircus referential]] captions as vulgar ones.
69	** Some of the captions gave Thel the middle name "[[Film/ThelmaAndLouise Louise]]".
70	* TheDogWasTheMastermind: Psychic Fern and its friends.
71	* ToiletHumor
72	* ViewersAreGeniuses: Despite its overall tone, many of the best captions were of a decidedly intellectual bent.

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