Line #20 VideoGame/LegendOfTheSevenPaladins3D


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2	[[caption-width-right:284:[[ThisIsGonnaSuck This isn't going to end well...]]]]
3	->''"Get ready to have your fucking mind blown. Alright, you see this shit? See this shit? I'm walking... Watch how fast you get buttfucked. And then, fucking crazy bitches! Yeah, the problem is, they forgot to change the rate at which the enemies can fire. So you get buttfucked in about three seconds."''
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5	-->--Let's Player LetsPlay/AzuriteReaction in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B89clfJs2g this video]].
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7	''Legend of the Seven Paladins 3D'', also known as ''Rock 'n' Shaolin'', is a ''Franchise/{{Doom}}'' clone FirstPersonShooter DOS game made by Taiwanese company Accend Inc, set in the [[UsefulNotes/DynastiesFromShangToQing Song Dynasty]] and loosely - ''[[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory very loosely]]'' - based on the Chinese novel, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Heroes_and_Five_Gallants Seven Heroes and Five Gallants]].
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10	The game is known for being rife with faulty programming and was never released, although there are demos floating around. The game moves extremely fast, and both you and the enemies move and fire at very high speeds. There are many enemies in the game who all fire at you very quickly, making the game practically unplayable. You die very often and very quickly.
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12	The plot involves stopping the Chinese mafia in an ancient Chinese setting, where you're presumably the famed Inspector, Shan Zao or the MasterThief Bai Yu-tang.
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15	!!This video game provides examples of:
16	* BeamSpam: The red and green enemies unleash deadly, rapid-fire ranged attacks that are ''terribly hard to avoid''.
17	* ComputersAreFast: The reason why this game is so hard and broken.
18	* DeathCryEcho: Defeated enemies scream in agony before dropping dead.
19	* DifficultyLevel: Right before you start, you'll have to choose from one of three difficulty levels. Subverted in that none of them matter since the game is awfully broken.
20	* EverythingTryingToKillYou: The game is crawling with enemies that move and fire at lighning speed.
21	* EvilLaugh: Hear it when you're defeated - and you'll be hearing it ''[[NintendoHard a lot]]''.
22	* FakeDifficulty: The game is very broken and runs extremely fast. Both you and the enemies run and fire at lightning speed, and it's so fast that most people can't keep up with it. It's practically unplayable for this reason.
23	* FirstPersonShooter: It seems to be very similar in gameplay to ''Doom''.
24	* GameOver: "Developed by ACCEND INC". Send all complaints to these idiots.
25	* KamehameHadouken: You can shoot a ball of energy from your palms as one of your attacks.
26	* {{Kiai}}: Enemies scream as they fight you.
27	* LavaPit: Marked with tall and thin, flickering 2D sprites of flames, they're surprisingly less lethal than the enemies you encounter.
28	* TheManyDeathsOfYou: The enemies fire all kinds of stuff at you, and you can die from falling into lava. Interestingly enough, you might actually survive longer sitting in a pool of lava where the enemies are unlikely to see you than out in the open, since they fire so fast.
29	* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Applies to whoever is responsible for programming this monstrosity.
30	* OneHitKill: A ranged enemy can make short work of you if you take the full brunt of just a single blast.
31	* SaveGameLimits: Generously, you can save your game to any of 10 available slots.
32	* SchrodingersPlayerCharacter: At the start of the game, you must choose to play as one of the namesake seven Paladins. The other Paladins you don't select are a no-show for the rest of the game.

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