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1''Once you've felt the sensation of the wind under your wings,\
2chased a sunset across the sea,\
3watched the world sink away below you,\
4then maybe, maybe you'll understand why I can't possibly keep my feet on the ground.''
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6Hello, all. I am The Great WTF, generally known as Mommy in my neck of the woods. I am a snarking, sarcastic Team Mom with tendencies towards [[BadAssLongcoat longcoats]], goggles, and MamaBear moments. I'm also asexual, a professional mechanic, a rabid SaintSeiya, StarTrek, {{Bleach}}, ''{{Nine}}'', and FinalFantasyVII fan, and a pathological, obsessed-to-the-point-of-insanity writer. I don't play with fanfiction much anymore, but occasionally the plot bunny for one will bite me and I will be forced to pay attention to it before I can get back to my own stuff.
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8Useful things to know about me:
9* I am absurdly open-minded about almost anything.
10** This does not, however, stop me from being a DeadpanSnarker.
11* I am a daddy's girl and very proud of the fact.
12* I am very, VERY jaded towards organized religion.
13** Don't force your beliefs down my throat and we'll get along just fine.
14* Yaoi does not bother me. Het does not bother me. Incest does not bother me. Squick generally does not bother me.
15** Shipping wars, character bastardization for the sake of a pairing, and Mary Sues do bother me.
16* I bitch a lot. Ignore it.
17* My {{Nakama}}, online and in real life, mean the world to me.
18** I doubt they have any idea just how much the fact that they can tolerate my insane, grouchy, sarcastic self means to me.
19* I am, first and foremost, a writer. I love telling stories, bouncing around ideas, and generally rambling for hours and hours about my plot bunnies.
20** I curse plot bunnies on a daily basis.
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