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4 | Shlapintogan is a man on a mission. |
5 | |
6 | What mission? I don't know, I just edit the page, it's probably something awesome though. Probably something awesome [[{{Eagleland}} FOR AMERICA!]] |
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8 | Shlapintogan is a twenty year old male troper who has been on the site as a known troper for around a year or so, but has been lurking about for longer than that. His interests include video games (he's studying to be a programmer), literature, tabletop games (and the mathematics included therein), European and American Martial Arts, and a little bit of artistry on the side. He identifies as straight, but is accepting of other sexualities, be it bi, homosexual, or ace; he is currently single. He enjoys soda (particularly Coca-cola) and his TrademarkFavoriteFood is apple pie. His alignment would be LawfulNeutral. |
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10 | Shlapintogan is a [[TechnicalPacifist pacifist. At least in the real world.]] He also doesn't drink alcoholic beverages or smoke. |
11 | |
12 | He is also as [[FilmNoir Noir]] as one can get without being a chain smoker in sepia tone. |
13 | |
14 | Forum Semi-Regular, occasional IRC visitor, and all-in-all just a very average troper. |
15 | |
16 | !!Tropers that Shlapintogan holds in high regard (along with a short gush) |
17 | * @/{{Kraken}}: Along with Kink, he's the only person who can talk about toku and have me listen. |
18 | * @/{{Kinkajou}}: EUROPA UNIVERSALIS IS NOW ON MY MUST BUY LIST. DAMN YOU AND BLESS YOU AT THE SAME TIME. |
19 | * @/{{Miijhal}}: Your exploits in [[strike:Elona]] pretty much any video game bring a smile to my face. |
20 | * @/TuefelHundenIV: All men can only hope to be as SUPER MANLY as Tuefel. |
21 | * @/{{Keybreak}}: I'm not sure whether to consider us [[FriendlyEnemy friendly enemies]] or [[VitriolicBestBuds hateful friends]], and that's okay. |
22 | * @/{{Blueeyedrat}}: Minecraft bros for life! |
23 | * @/EnglishIvy: We don't talk much, but when we do, you are super polite and easy to converse with. |
24 | * @/LanceLeoghauni: [[RunningGag LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW]] |
25 | * @/{{Madrugada}}: Best Moderator EVER? Best Moderator EVER. |
26 | * @/BobbyG: The most masterful user of :D and D: on the forums. They just wouldn't be the same without Bobbert. |
27 | |
28 | [[foldercontrol]] |
29 | |
30 | [[folder:Video Games I like]] |
31 | Games that are bolded and italicized are games I hold on some sort of ridiculous golden pedestal for being so awesome. |
32 | * DeusEx |
33 | * TheLegendOfZelda - All of them, obviously excluding the [[strike:CDI games]] non-existent games that [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment DON'T EXIST]]. |
34 | * {{Gradius}} |
35 | * MonkeyIsland - Except for the fourth one. |
36 | * {{Ikaruga}} |
37 | * '''''MischiefMakers''''' |
38 | * SinAndPunishment |
39 | * Blue Wish Resurrection Plus |
40 | * ResidentEvil - Haven't played 0, I enjoy all the other ones, yes, even 5. |
41 | * BeatHazard |
42 | * AceCombat - Haven't played the first, My favorite is 5. |
43 | * '''''RiseOfLegends''''' |
44 | * JustCause 2 |
45 | * {{Overlord}} |
46 | * MassEffect - Both of them, 2 especially. |
47 | * SupremeCommander2 - Fan blasphemy, I'm sure, but I liked this one more than the first one. [[TropesAreNotBad That's not to say the first one wasn't a masterpiece...]] |
48 | * '''''{{Crackdown}}''''': The first one was fantastic, the second one... eh, it was okay. |
49 | * GodOfWar - All of them, including Chains of Olympus. |
50 | * NoMoreHeroes - Haven't played the second one yet. |
51 | * SuperMarioBros - All of them, see TheLegendOfZelda |
52 | * {{Tetris}} - Fuckin' GM rank, always eluding me. |
53 | * DungeonCrawl - Screw you {{Nethack}}, I got myself an orb to find. |
54 | * SinsOfASolarEmpire |
55 | * {{Minecraft}} |
56 | * '''''[[DemonsSouls Demon's Souls]]''''': '''THE DEMON WAS DESTROYED''' ''You will receive the Demon's Soul and a game beyond human imagination''. |
57 | [[/folder]] |
58 | |
59 | [[folder:Music I enjoy]] |
60 | Artists that are bolded and italicized are on that same ludicrous golden pillar |
61 | * '''''IronMaiden''''' |
62 | * AliceInChains |
63 | * Jaga Jazzist |
64 | * {{Stratovarius}} |
65 | * The works of Chopin, Mozart, Dvorak, Mussorgsky, and Holst |
66 | * [[SelfDeprecation Various video game soundtracks because I am an enormous tool.]] |
67 | [[/folder]] |
68 | |
69 | [[folder:Tabletop Games that I like]] |
70 | * {{Pathfinder}} - I don't care what the [[OrderOfTheStick GiTP]] forums might say, I enjoy this game. |
71 | * BloodBowl |
72 | * [[WarhammerFortyThousand Warhammer 40000]] - Because. |
73 | * DungeonsAndDragons - When I'm not playing Pathfinder, I play 4th with my more casual friends. |
74 | [[/folder]] |
75 | |
76 | [[folder:Anime that I enjoy]] |
77 | I know there isn't a lot, so sue me. |
78 | * OutlawStar |
79 | * CowboyBeBop |
80 | * LupinIII |
81 | * {{Gigantor}} |
82 | * MazingerZ |
83 | * SuperDimensionFortressMacross |
84 | * [[JoJosBizarreAdventure JoJo's Bizarre Adventure]] |
85 | * MobileSuitGundam |
86 | [[/folder]] |
87 | |
88 | [[folder:Films I enjoy]] |
89 | * {{Yojimbo}}/AFistfulOfDollars |
90 | * SevenSamurai /TheMagnificentSeven |
91 | * {{Rashomon}} |
92 | * {{Sanjuro}} |
93 | * Pretty much anything by MelBrooks |
94 | * AirForceOne |
95 | * IndianaJones - Excluding Kingdom of the Crystal Skull |
96 | * BladeRunner |
97 | * FullMetalJacket |
98 | [[/folder]] |
99 | |
100 | [[folder:Webcomics I enjoy]] |
101 | * PennyArcade |
102 | * {{Lackadaisy}} |
103 | [[/folder]] |
104 | |
105 | [[folder:Abbreviate my name here because all the cool kids are doing it]] |
106 | * Schlappy, perhaps? |
107 | * Slappy by the [[Tropers/{{Tachi}} kewl kid]]. |
108 | [[/folder]] |
109 | |
110 | [[folder:Tropes that others think apply to me]] |
111 | * CrowningMomentOfFunny: Anytime he posts with that AdventureTime avatar.. |
112 | * JerkWithAHeartOfGold [[labelnote:Shlapintogan's notes]]This is one I put on here myself, but after the Film Noir about the Previous Troper thread, it stuck.[[/labelnote]] |
113 | * TheStoryteller |
114 | * TrademarkFavoriteFood: Apple pie, yeah? |
115 | * ThemeNaming - Countrytogan! |
116 | [[/folder]] |
117 | |
118 | [[folder:Stuff I do on the internet]] |
119 | * [[http://www.youtube.com/user/Shlapintogan I do Let's Plays, and occasionally other stuff]] |
120 | * [[http://www.youtube.com/user/GrumpyTropers I also contribute to GrumpyTropers, which is like a retsupurae sorta deal, except with all sorts of horrible works instead of just LPs.]] |
121 | [[/folder]] |
122 | |
123 | [[folder:Shlapintogan's Launches]] |
124 | * DistortedView |
125 | * {{Hiimdaisy}} |
126 | * RevengeOfTheTitans |
127 | * MightyJillOff |
128 | * FatalLabyrinth |
129 | * WebOriginal/GrumpyTropers |
130 | * VideoGame/{{Terraria}} |
131 | [[/folder]] |
132 | |
133 | [[folder:Shlapintogan's YMMV separations]] |
134 | * MischiefMakers |
135 | * MarioKart |
136 | * GhostRecon |
137 | * [[DemonsSouls Demon's Souls]] |
138 | * EtrianOdyssey |
139 | * BlindGuardian |
140 | [[/folder]] |
141 | |
142 | [[folder:Shlapintogan's minor contributions (non-launches, tweaks)]] |
143 | * {{Podcast}} |
144 | * DrTran |
145 | * BeatHazard |
146 | * DesktopDungeons |
147 | * AlienSwarm |
148 | * {{Crackdown}} |
149 | * {{Recettear}} |
150 | * NelsonTethersPuzzleAgent |
151 | [[/folder]] |
152 | |
153 | !!Vandalize here [[spoiler:please?]] |
154 | |
155 | Since you asked nicely! [[PrivateEyeMonologue Private eye monologuing]] is fun. A [[FilmNoir fellow noir]] fan? --[[Tropers/OuttaTheBLAM a vandal]] |
156 | ** Definitely, My personal favorite is ''BladeRunner''. |
157 | |
158 | Here's to a fellow detective. - Tropers/{{Krrackknut}}. |
159 | |
160 | [==]* nukes from orbit* -Tropers/{{Kinkajou}} |
161 | |
162 | Your Private Eye Monologue thread is the best thread. Thank you for it. --Tropers/AgentNomnomJayden |
163 | |
164 | I looked carefully at this Shlapintogan guy. He had trouble written on him like Titanic. Fedora, trenchcoat, permastubble; he had all the trappings of me on a saturday morning. But something was wrong. I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Maybe it was the broad on his arm. She was wearing red and had legs like a silky escalator to heaven. She looked at me like a really hungry shark looks at something it intends to eat and I felt myself go hard like Contra without the konami code. My monologue was collapsing in on itself. Shlapintogan looked me dead in the eye and drew his revolver, shooting me in the forehead like a guy shooting another guy who'd just completed a monologue that the shooter found irritating. I fell down dead like the raccoon I'd found stuck upside-down in my trashcan only the week before. At this point, my monologue stopp- |
165 | |
166 | ... |
167 | |
168 | -Tropers/{{Polymphus}} |
169 | |
170 | >[[CarMeetsHouse Drives through the wall]] in [[TankGoodness a tank]]< |
171 | |
172 | "[[ZeroWing All your profile is belong to me!]] [[EvilLaugh BUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!]]" |
173 | -Tropers/SpaceJawa |
174 | |
175 | ''[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=3gqh08symvmipky11x84gw1v&page=1 A thread]] he started, 'bout the joys of [[FilmNoir noir]].\ |
176 | For daring damsels and men hardcore.\ |
177 | Dramatic monologues he posted en masse.\ |
178 | Epic metaphors he shot like bullets right out of his ass.\ |
179 | This guy [[SoCoolItsAwesome fought a bull with his bare hands, and won!]]\ |
180 | He's the one giving nightmares to Atilla the Hun.\ |
181 | And there're sure to be deeds which remain yet untold.\ |
182 | So here's to Slappy and his [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold heart of gold]]!''\ |
183 | ~ Tropers/{{Tachi}} ♥ |
184 | |
185 | Hey there, Tropers/TheCrimsonKnight here, nice to meet you. Thanks for helping me out with the page. |
186 | |
187 | Just wondering, when are we going to play that game, Shlap? - Tropers/{{Krrackknut}}. |
188 | |
189 | You aren't still going to beat me up for stealing your [[ContinuityNod office]], are you? - Tropers/{{Flanker 66}} |
190 | |
191 | Greetings fellow troper. [[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1d/United_States_one_dollar_bill%2C_reverse.jpg/720px-United_States_one_dollar_bill%2C_reverse.jpg Please accept this dollar as payment for this senseless vandalism.]] --Tropers/CentralAvenue |
192 | |
193 | Oh, most exalted Master of the Game, I thank thee for the divine gift thine hast bestowed upon me, a humble wretch! ~ Tropers/HungryJoe |
194 | |
195 | This is it. This is the bloke who dragged me into the thread of [[PrivateEyeMonologue Private Eye Monologues]]. And this is the bloke who, at the end of said thread, made a FilmNoir game and got me into it too. Kudos for managing to do that to someone who's never had a taste of noir before. --Tropers/{{Moonwalker}} |
196 | |
197 | Hey look, a shiny! - Tropers/{{Korgmeister}} |
198 | |
199 | CELEBRIAN THE MAGIC VANDALISM ANDROID WAS HERE-Tropers/DarkLadyCelebrian |
200 | |
201 | A wild Tropers/{{Ozbourne}} appeared! |
202 | |
203 | [[Left4Dead PPPPPPPPPPPPILLZ HERE!]] -Tropers/{{Charlatan}} |
204 | |
205 | Hello - Tropers/{{Schitzo}} |
206 | |
207 | I will vandalize!\ |
208 | Though I do not use spray paint.\ |
209 | Have some syllables.\ |
210 | -''@/{{Runic}}'' |
211 | |
212 | ^Meh. %%Tzetze |
213 | |
214 | ^Oh come on, [[@/{{Tzetze}} ZeZe]]. \ |
215 | What do you expect from me? \ |
216 | I'm not Japanese... \ -''@/{{Runic}}'' |
217 | |
218 | I picture you as [[{{La-Mulana}} Lemeza.]] - Tropers/{{English Ivy}} |
219 | ** Well, it was my avatar for a while back when I joined up. |
220 | |
221 | I don't even ''like'' AdventureTime... - Tropers/{{BLOODPOUCH}} |
222 | ** That only makes it better. |
223 | |
224 | Shlapintogan huh? Weird name. Must be foreign. Still, a job is a job. I broke into his office late at night and moved his furniture several centimetres to the left. That way when he arrived in the morning, he'd feel vaugely out of place and keep bumping into things. He asked for vandalism though, so I guess that's how he would've wanted it. Weirdo. @/{{Polymphus}} |
225 | ** I walked into my office early that morning. There was an air of wrongness about it, as if a truck had run through it and took all my hopes and dreams with it. It was then that I noticed it. "Who moved my furniture?" |
226 | |
227 | MISSLE PAUNCH!...I ''really'' need to watch that show. - {{Tropers/Krrackknut}}. |
228 | |
229 | Wait, hold still... I'm gonna heal you [[RunningGag with my assault rifle.]] - {{Tropers/IthilionTheBrave}} |
230 | ** Okay, I'll use my [[AlienSwarm minigun]] to [[WorstAid heal you]] at [[UnfriendlyFire 25 rounds a second]]. |
231 | *** Pff, everyone knows that the [[KillItWithFire Flamer]] is the best thing for healing. - {{Tropers/TheInferno}} |
232 | |
233 | I IZ HERE. [[IncrediblyLamePun SCHLAPPIN AND TUGGIN]] U. - @/NotSoBadassLongcoat |
234 | |
235 | Legend of Zelda and Mel Brooks... Let's be best friends. - [[Tropers/{{MsieurLapin}} M'sieur Lapin]] |
236 | |
237 | I'm [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12933069380A89107900&page=14 vandalizing your page]]. I should probably do it like a gentleman. - [[{{Tropers/Betterthanstrawberry}} betterthanstrawberry]] |
238 | |
239 | The faeries made me do it. - @/{{StolenByFaeries}} |
240 | |
241 | Friendly enemies or hateful friends? I'm hurt...I was going for eternal rival. ;P - @/{{Keybreak}} |
242 | |
243 | You have instilled a deep distrust for cars in me... They will rise up again! WE ARE DOOMED! - @/{{Miijhal}} |
244 | |
245 | [[AlphaProtocol Professional]]: I was asked for vandalism, sir, so that's what I did.\ |
246 | [[AlphaProtocol Suave]]: "Vandalize here"? That's what she said...\ |
247 | [[AlphaProtocol Aggressive]]: Cut the crap. [[MassEffect2 I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.]] You want vandalism, I want the missiles. It's a deal. - [[{{@/WUE}} Mike Thorton]] |
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