Line #49 Tropers/GreatGodPan


1	[[quoteright:300: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/callofcthulhu_yog-sothoth.jpg]]
2	[[caption-width-right:300: Sorry, [[EldritchAbomination The Black Goat of the Woods]] is not currently in his office. Leave a message after the beep. Beep]]
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4	-->''O'rly?''
5	-->-- A Wise Man.
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7	I am Pan. [[EldritchAbomination Great God Pan]]. [[IHaveManyNames Black Goat of the Woods, Lurker behind the Veil, Lord of Space.]] Etc, etc, etc. Welcome to my realm, mortal thing of flesh.
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9	[[AGodIAm Truly, you should feel blessed to be in my presence]]. [[BrownNote To be able to look upon my visage alone is a fortunate gift]]. One, sadly, not many share. [[YourHeadAsplode These wallpapers weren't always red, you know.]]
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11	So. [[NoMrBondIExpectYouToDine Make yourselves comfortable]]. [[DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu And help yourselves to some tea]]. All I have is [[FateWorseThanDeath Earl Gray]], mind you.
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13	-----
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15	You wish to know more about my human vessel? Oh, very well.
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17	Hello, my lovelies.
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19	Like Linkara, I've been a longtime reader of t.v tropes, but never actually bothered to join. Well, I finally caved in, and here I am. I won't give out much personal information (Since I'm a paranoid fart. And the thing in the closet will get me.), but I'm 18, resemble your typical asian nerd, and am available (Laaaaadies).
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21	My interests are tend to be at odd sides of the spectrum. I like Lovecraft, ancient mythology, P Terry, Christopher Lee, and canned peaches. I'm also fancy myself an artistic hack. Here's my deviantart, not that you'll take a look.
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23	I'm a big comic book nerd. Fables and Hellboy are amongst my favorites.
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25	I'm happily Evangelical Protestant, and am rather happy for the recent removal of the IJBM section (At least from the dark rumors I hear.)
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27	And in case you haven't noticed, I have a liking for snark, self deprecation, and understatement.
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29	So. Hi-ya. :/
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31	IA IA SHUB NIGGURATH. BLACK GOAT OF THE WOODS WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG.
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33	----
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35	-->--'''My edited Pages'''
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37	SkulduggeryPleasant: Just provided a WMG.
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39	{{Nehrim}}: Oooh, MAJOR update. Still need a pic, though.
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41	{{Amulet}}: Another big 'un, since in my opinion, it NeedsMoreLove. Still needs work.
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43	----
44	Here, you may sing praises unto me, mortals. SING!
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46	* [[AC:I, the person who claims to look like Kotohime from Phantasmagoria of Dim. Dream, has unlawfully vandalized this page! Let us rejoice in this breach of justice!]][[labelnote:also]]Awesome, we're both protestants![[/labelnote]] --@/{{jcruz}}
47	* I did not find any hint of your snark, self deprecation, or understatement on this page. I also did not find you lovable.
48	** Then you might want to invest in some glasses, eh?
49	** What if I'm blind? --@/AmusedTroperGuy
50	* Always nice to meet another MadGod, though I am more of a HumanoidAbomination as it tends to attract less {{chosen one}}s, anyway we should [[VillainTeamUp conquer a world together]] one of these days, that might be fun. -- @/GraySloth

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