Line #79 Tropers/Dolphinz


1	Insane teen who lives in a world of [[BreadEggsMilkSquick cupcakes, cotton candy, fairies, and dead people.]]
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3	[[WMG: Tropes she exhibits:]]
4	* AfraidOfBlood: Averted; she loves blood and gore and enjoys watching murder crime scenes.
5	* AfraidOfNeedles: Just the thought of them gets her worked up.
6	* AlliterativeName: Her IRL name is one.
7	* AnnoyingYoungerSibling: She has one... [[AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther sometimes.]]
8	* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: I'm especially prone to this, as well as BreadEggsMilkSquick.
9	* AspergersSyndrome
10	* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: I have severe ADHD, so this happens a lot. I have been able to forget things within three seconds because of a shiny object distracting me. I do not kid.
11	** I lampshaded it while shopping one day:
12	-->'''Me:''' I'm sorry, Mom, I'm trying to look at the clothes, but every time I try to there's something sparkly out of the corner of my eye and I'm like "OOH SPARKLES" and I run off and I can't help it, I just do it!
13	* BrainyBrunette
14	* BrilliantButLazy: Procrastinator and proud of it.
15	* ButtMonkey: ''You have no idea.''
16	* {{Catchphrase}}:
17	** [[UnusualEuphemism Oh my flippin' shoosh!]]
18	** (when seeing something gross or weird) That's love-uh-ley.
19	*** Also in the same set of circumstances, "...good for you."
20	** After seeing {{Megamind}}, it goes against her will not to say "Ollo!" at least once a day.
21	** [[MrPoppersPenguins That's not cute.]] Especially when it comes to her sister.
22	** [[FlatWhat What.]]
23	** You stupid fool. It MakesSenseInContext.
24	* CloudCuckooLander
25	* CrowningMomentOfFunny: This conversation on iScribble:
26	-->pessimst: I LOVE {{PARAMORE}}
27	-->funworld4: DOLPHINZ! :DD
28	-->pessimst: NO I AM {{PARAMORE}}
29	-->pessimst: AND YOU ARE NOT
30	-->funworld4: well then "{{Paramore}}", you good at coming up with names for towns?
31	-->funworld4: or lands in general?
32	-->pessimst: I vote "[[OverlyLongGag Paramoreland]]"
33	-->funworld4: xD
34	-->pessimst: No but seriously, how about "Brookridge" or "Rockpoint?"
35	-->RTK: late Hey dolphinz --erm, {{Paramore}}.
36	-->funworld4: Ok, I also came up with maltaria. But I'm starting to like your ideas. hmm
37	-->funworld4: brookridge is already a place btw
38	-->pessimst: Oh whoops
39	-->funworld4: as is rockpoint
40	-->pessimst: Poo
41	-->pessimst: I still say "Paramoreland"
42	-->funworld4: Lol. xDDDD
43	-->pessimst: Well...
44	-->pessimst: It would worrrrrk
45	-->funworld4: I thought of "Marville" Like {{Marvel}}. XD it was just random
46	-->pessimst: "Creamport"
47	-->pessimst: "Mandaside"
48	-->pessimst: "Jamison Point"
49	-->funworld4: I actually kinda like Mandaside
50	-->pessimst: Although if that doesn't work out there's always [[BrickJoke Paramoreland]]
51	-->pessimst: ^^
52	** My science teacher asking, in perfect [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]], "How many people hate (annoying kid)" and '' [[BeyondTheImpossible everyone raising their hands.]] ''
53	** This conversation:
54	-->Ghosteh ♥s Jack Sparrow: FIND THE DEAD BODY SO WE CAN MAKE OUT WITH IT
55	-->Ghosteh ♥s Jack Sparrow: THE KISS OF LIFE
56	-->Ikslawok: I THINK THE KISS OF LIFE IS JUST A METAPHOR
57	-->Ikslawok: FOR CPR
58	-->Ikslawok: BUT IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF THING OKAY
59	-->Ghosteh ♥s Jack Sparrow: YAY
60	* DeadpanSnarker: And she is good at it, too.
61	* DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm: Despite the fact I'm in sarcasm mode 24/7, I have trouble picking it up when used around me.
62	* EverythingsBetterWithPlatypi: This AffectionateParody of ''Fireflies'' by OwlCity that she and a friend wrote.
63	-->You would not believe your eyes
64	-->If ten million platy-pies
65	-->Filled up the room as I fell asleep
66	-->'Cause they'd fill the open air
67	-->And leave eggs everywhere
68	-->You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare
69	-->I'd like to make myself believe
70	-->That platypi walk slowly
71	-->It's hard to say I'd rather stay
72	-->Reptilian when I'm mammal
73	-->'Cuz laying eggs is not what it seems
74	-->When I fall asleep
75	* FlatWhat: Part of her DeadpanSnarker tendencies. She's also prone to Flat Why's.
76	* GeniusDitz: I have an IQ of around 130, but I still manage to have the memory of a goldfish.
77	* HandsOffParenting: Her dad's preferred method. [[AvertedTrope Averted]] with [[MyBelovedSmother my mom.]]
78	* HatesBeingTouched: It's part of the autism part of me. Hugs just make me... iiiich.
79	* {{Meganekko}}: She's had glasses since she was nine. And quite frankly, she hates how she looks without them.
80	* MilitaryBrat
81	* MyBelovedSmother: '' [[{{Understatement}} Oh my god.]] '' I'm not allowed to even pull a GoshDangItToHeck, and I've been denied the privilege of staying home and have been forced to go to work with my grandparents because it is "better than being murdered by a madman." Her words, not mine.
82	* NonSequitur: She's very prone to these. They usually have something to do with InherentlyFunnyWords, like ''tacos''.
83	* OneTruePairing: Hers is Sam and Freddie ([[PortmanteauCoupleName Seddie]]) from {{iCarly}}.
84	** ...and apparently, [[{{Lackadaisy}} Rocky/]][[CrackPairing Ivy.]] Yeah, don't ask.
85	* PaleSkinnedBrunette: To the point that whenever she manages to come close to getting rosy cheeks or a tan, people are alarmed.
86	* {{Pettanko}}: This troper can't even fit in an A-cup.
87	* ProductPlacement: And for those of you who aren't interested whatsoever, I have a [[http://www.youtube.com/user/AskUsWebShow?feature=mhum webshow!]]
88	* SarcasmMode: Again, I'm in it so often, the most sarcastic person at my school thought I was being serious.
89	-->'''Girl:''' ''(laughs)'' Great job, [Troper]!
90	-->'''Me:''' Thank you.
91	-->'''Girl:''' Um, that was sarcasm.
92	-->'''Me:''' ''(cheesy smile)'' Oh, I know.
93	* StalkerWithACrush: She's got one of these.
94	* SureWhyNot: One forum conversation went like this:
95	-->'''Friend:''' We must protect your innocent mind!
96	-->'''Me:''' Uh-huh yeah sure let's go with innocent.
97	* TokenWhite: Her LimitedSocialCircle is made out of two Hispanics, two Cherokee Indians, and one African-American.
98	* YoungerThanTheyLook / WiseBeyondTheirYears: I've been told that I could pass for someone around sixteen or seventeen, [[http://www.littledaisycafe.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=14508&start=1200 and that I act like someone in their late teens or early twenties.]] I'm fourteen.
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100	[[WMG: Works that she's a fan of:]]
101	* {{iCarly}}
102	* Lackadaisy
103	* {{Victorious}}
104	* HyperboleAndAHalf
105	* {{Tangled}}
106	* {{Megamind}}
107	* PhineasAndFerb
108	* MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic
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110	[[WMG: Where can you find me?]]
111	* iScribble: Dolphinator
112	* deviantART: peaceluvdolphinz
113	* Fanfiction.net: Ze_Dolphinator
114	* thesims3.com: dolphinz2121
115	* {{YouTube}}: [=AskUsWebShow=] or [=FriedMangoSlushies=]
116	* Lackadaisy Forum: Dolphinz
117	* {{Tumblr}}: fried-mango-slushies, texts-from-saint-louis, mlpshippingconfessions
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119	[[WMG: The guestbook, in case you'd like to leave a me a message.]]
120	* Hi! ~{{@/Tidal_Wave_17}}

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