Line #51 Tropers/CosmicEgg


1	->''We're all crazy - but only some of us are good at it.''
2	-->-- {{Deadpool}}
3
4	->''Got your mind in submission\
5	Got your life on the line\
6	But nobody pulled the trigger\
7	They just stepped aside\
8	They be down by the water\
9	While you watch 'em waving goodbye\
10	They be callin' in the morning\
11	They be hangin' on the phone\
12	They be waiting for an answer\
13	When you know nobody's home\
14	And when the bell's stopped ringing\
15	It was nobody's fault but your own\
16	There were always ample warnings\
17	There were always subtle signs\
18	And you would have seen it comin'\
19	But we gave you too much time\
20	And when you said that no one's listening\
21	Why'd your best friend drop a dime\
22	Sometimes we get so tired of waiting\
23	For a way to spend our time\
24	An "It's so easy" to be social\
25	"It's so easy" to be cool\
26	Yeah it's easy to be hungry\
27	When you ain't got shit to lose\
28	And I wish that I could help you\
29	With what you hope to find\
30	But I'm still out here waiting\
31	Watching reruns of my life\
32	When you reach the point of breaking\
33	Know it's gonna take some time\
34	To heal the broken memories\
35	That another man would need\
36	Just to survive ''
37	-->-- [[GunsNRoses Guns 'N' Roses]], ''Coma''
38
39	(That's right bitches, a quote ''that'' long.)
40
41	Now, say hello and bask in the unbridled awesomeness of this young Italian troper.
42
43	!!And now I'm gonna describe myself... using exclusively tropes. Just you watch!
44
45	* BadassLongHair: Of course, YMMV on whether it's badass or not. It's certainly distinctive.
46	* BrilliantButLazy: '''And how'''.
47	* CatchPhrase: "Fascinating".
48	** "We've got paranoia for breakfast, don't we?"
49	** "Nice ''[type of clothing]''. Lost a bet or do you choose your clothes in the dark?"
50	** "Are you becoming retarded?".
51	* ChaoticGood
52	* ChildHater: Children are annoying, stupid, [[KidsAreCruel cruel]] and have a cringe-worthy sense of humour. Why, sure, they're children and all those things are natural, so they can't really be blamed, but it doesn't make them any less irritating.
53	** [[RoaldDahl Good thing I never was one]].
54	* ClosetGeek: Few people know just how much of a nerd I am.
55	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: I have a tendency to start long, elaborate and often nonsensical trails of thought.
56	** LeftFielder (intentional... most of the time.)
57	* CrazyPrepared: I like to think about all the possible outcomes of a situation. Usually I don't have plans for most of them, but it still gives me a head start.
58	* DeadpanSnarker: UpToEleven, at times a full-blown SnarkKnight.
59	* EntryPimp
60	* GayBravado: yeah, I'm self-confident enough to pull it off seamlessly.
61	* GentlemanAndAScholar: When I want to.
62	* {{GIFT}}: Inverted, of all things. Most of the time I'm a nicer person on the Internet than I usually am in real life.
63	* GoodIsNotNice
64	* GreenEyes: Dark green.
65	* GuileHero: I am, in the immortal words of DragonAge, "a silver-tongued master of coercion".
66	* HollywoodAtheist: Subverted. I do think there is no God at all, and I do think that HumansAreBastards, but this doesn't prevent me from believing that, however flawed we may be, a better world can be achieved.
67	** JesusWasWayCool: Was he ever.
68	* {{Irony}}: I love me some irony. When it's there, I always take time to appreciate it.
69	* {{Jerkass}} / JerkassFacade: It's kind of problematic. Sometimes I'm genuinely spiteful, other times it's an act.
70	* I'm also something of an InsufferableGenius, but I do my best to keep it down.
71	* {{Lostalgia}}: I have a thing for falling in love with no longer produced media, be it the old GunsNRoses, old Deadpool comics, or the HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy series.
72	* LargeHam: and when I say large, I mean ''really damn large''.
73	** MilkingTheGiantCow
74	* MaggieGyllenhaal, no one can love you like I do.
75	* MohsScaleOfRockAndMetalHardness: I dwell on levels 5 and 6. Doesn't prevent me from enjoying the lower levels, though.
76	* ProperlyParanoid
77	* ScientificProgressGoesOi: You could pretty much say that music and the Internet are my greatest interests in life.
78	* SeinfeldianConversation: All over the place. Sometimes I turn it into a CavemenVersusAstronautsDebate, [[ItAmusedMe just for kicks]].
79	* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness
80	** ExpospeakGag
81	* SophisticatedAsHell
82	* SurprisinglyGoodEnglish: So much that I surprise myself at times, and other people all the time.
83	* SurroundedByIdiots: Hoo boy.
84	* ThePhilosopher
85	* TheProfiler: If I've known a person for some time, chances are I can read them like an open book.
86	* TheRoleplayer: incredibly so.
87	** Fun Fact: I always play the MagicKnight. If that's not available, then I go with [[FantasyCharacterClasses The Assassin or The Thief]].
88	* TheTrickster: Screwing with people is fun. I never do anything outright bad to them, though.
89	** ItAmusedMe
90	* TrademarkFavouriteFood: I ''really'' love coconut.
91	* VerbalTic:
92	---> '''Random Person''': "Hey, Cosmic Egg!"
93	---> '''Me''': "Heyooo!".

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