1 | ->''We're all crazy - but only some of us are good at it.'' |
2 | -->-- {{Deadpool}} |
3 | |
4 | ->''Got your mind in submission\ |
5 | Got your life on the line\ |
6 | But nobody pulled the trigger\ |
7 | They just stepped aside\ |
8 | They be down by the water\ |
9 | While you watch 'em waving goodbye\ |
10 | They be callin' in the morning\ |
11 | They be hangin' on the phone\ |
12 | They be waiting for an answer\ |
13 | When you know nobody's home\ |
14 | And when the bell's stopped ringing\ |
15 | It was nobody's fault but your own\ |
16 | There were always ample warnings\ |
17 | There were always subtle signs\ |
18 | And you would have seen it comin'\ |
19 | But we gave you too much time\ |
20 | And when you said that no one's listening\ |
21 | Why'd your best friend drop a dime\ |
22 | Sometimes we get so tired of waiting\ |
23 | For a way to spend our time\ |
24 | An "It's so easy" to be social\ |
25 | "It's so easy" to be cool\ |
26 | Yeah it's easy to be hungry\ |
27 | When you ain't got shit to lose\ |
28 | And I wish that I could help you\ |
29 | With what you hope to find\ |
30 | But I'm still out here waiting\ |
31 | Watching reruns of my life\ |
32 | When you reach the point of breaking\ |
33 | Know it's gonna take some time\ |
34 | To heal the broken memories\ |
35 | That another man would need\ |
36 | Just to survive '' |
37 | -->-- [[GunsNRoses Guns 'N' Roses]], ''Coma'' |
38 | |
39 | (That's right bitches, a quote ''that'' long.) |
40 | |
41 | Now, say hello and bask in the unbridled awesomeness of this young Italian troper. |
42 | |
43 | !!And now I'm gonna describe myself... using exclusively tropes. Just you watch! |
44 | |
45 | * BadassLongHair: Of course, YMMV on whether it's badass or not. It's certainly distinctive. |
46 | * BrilliantButLazy: '''And how'''. |
47 | * CatchPhrase: "Fascinating". |
48 | ** "We've got paranoia for breakfast, don't we?" |
49 | ** "Nice ''[type of clothing]''. Lost a bet or do you choose your clothes in the dark?" |
50 | ** "Are you becoming retarded?". |
51 | * ChaoticGood |
52 | * ChildHater: Children are annoying, stupid, [[KidsAreCruel cruel]] and have a cringe-worthy sense of humour. Why, sure, they're children and all those things are natural, so they can't really be blamed, but it doesn't make them any less irritating. |
53 | ** [[RoaldDahl Good thing I never was one]]. |
54 | * ClosetGeek: Few people know just how much of a nerd I am. |
55 | * {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: I have a tendency to start long, elaborate and often nonsensical trails of thought. |
56 | ** LeftFielder (intentional... most of the time.) |
57 | * CrazyPrepared: I like to think about all the possible outcomes of a situation. Usually I don't have plans for most of them, but it still gives me a head start. |
58 | * DeadpanSnarker: UpToEleven, at times a full-blown SnarkKnight. |
59 | * EntryPimp |
60 | * GayBravado: yeah, I'm self-confident enough to pull it off seamlessly. |
61 | * GentlemanAndAScholar: When I want to. |
62 | * {{GIFT}}: Inverted, of all things. Most of the time I'm a nicer person on the Internet than I usually am in real life. |
63 | * GoodIsNotNice |
64 | * GreenEyes: Dark green. |
65 | * GuileHero: I am, in the immortal words of DragonAge, "a silver-tongued master of coercion". |
66 | * HollywoodAtheist: Subverted. I do think there is no God at all, and I do think that HumansAreBastards, but this doesn't prevent me from believing that, however flawed we may be, a better world can be achieved. |
67 | ** JesusWasWayCool: Was he ever. |
68 | * {{Irony}}: I love me some irony. When it's there, I always take time to appreciate it. |
69 | * {{Jerkass}} / JerkassFacade: It's kind of problematic. Sometimes I'm genuinely spiteful, other times it's an act. |
70 | * I'm also something of an InsufferableGenius, but I do my best to keep it down. |
71 | * {{Lostalgia}}: I have a thing for falling in love with no longer produced media, be it the old GunsNRoses, old Deadpool comics, or the HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy series. |
72 | * LargeHam: and when I say large, I mean ''really damn large''. |
73 | ** MilkingTheGiantCow |
74 | * MaggieGyllenhaal, no one can love you like I do. |
75 | * MohsScaleOfRockAndMetalHardness: I dwell on levels 5 and 6. Doesn't prevent me from enjoying the lower levels, though. |
76 | * ProperlyParanoid |
77 | * ScientificProgressGoesOi: You could pretty much say that music and the Internet are my greatest interests in life. |
78 | * SeinfeldianConversation: All over the place. Sometimes I turn it into a CavemenVersusAstronautsDebate, [[ItAmusedMe just for kicks]]. |
79 | * SesquipedalianLoquaciousness |
80 | ** ExpospeakGag |
81 | * SophisticatedAsHell |
82 | * SurprisinglyGoodEnglish: So much that I surprise myself at times, and other people all the time. |
83 | * SurroundedByIdiots: Hoo boy. |
84 | * ThePhilosopher |
85 | * TheProfiler: If I've known a person for some time, chances are I can read them like an open book. |
86 | * TheRoleplayer: incredibly so. |
87 | ** Fun Fact: I always play the MagicKnight. If that's not available, then I go with [[FantasyCharacterClasses The Assassin or The Thief]]. |
88 | * TheTrickster: Screwing with people is fun. I never do anything outright bad to them, though. |
89 | ** ItAmusedMe |
90 | * TrademarkFavouriteFood: I ''really'' love coconut. |
91 | * VerbalTic: |
92 | ---> '''Random Person''': "Hey, Cosmic Egg!" |
93 | ---> '''Me''': "Heyooo!". |
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