| 1 | Describe Kota Yakumo here. |
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| 3 | Well fine, since you're so pushy. |
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| 5 | All of you tropers out there can call me Kota Yakumo, a really [[StealthPun cool]] dude with [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial no connection whatsoever to a specific troper]] [[@/{{Motree}} whose handle incorporates "Mo" and a type of plant]]. |
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| 7 | Well, I'm a centuries-old ice dragon currently employed as a defense attorney and am a leader of OCMPA. I enjoy silliness, procrastinating, a good fight, troping (goes hand-in-hand with procrastination), spending time with my beautiful wife and lovely daughter, and getting drunk out of my fucking mind on weekends. Especially if it's with my good ol' buddy, @/RyuAkamura. [[RunningGag Who has no connection whatsoever]] [[@/CrystalGlacia to a certain troper with "crystal" and the latin word for "glacier" in her handle.]] |
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| 9 | Feel free to vandalize and add tropes. I won't chew you up for it. |
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| 11 | [[spoiler:Fine, I lied. I am actually one of Motree's characters and a sockpuppet. So sue me.]] |
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| 15 | Some tropes that describe me are... |
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| 17 | * BlowYouAway: WHOOOOSH! |
| 18 | * AnIcePerson |
| 19 | * AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Hey, look! A puppy! It's adorable! |
| 20 | * BadassLongcoat |
| 21 | * BunnyEarsLawyer: I don't really wear bunny ears, though. Not unless it's Easter. |
| 22 | * CatsAreMean: Yes, they are. And I hate them. I hate them so much. They scratch me and piss in my shoes. |
| 23 | * CloudCuckooLander: [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13010169400A15743900&page=77#1909 No shit, sparky.]] |
| 24 | * DeadpanSnarker |
| 25 | * DotingParent: I love my little Mitzi, even if she's all grown up. She'll always be her daddy's baby girl. |
| 26 | * DreadfulMusician: And I am fully aware of this. Meanwhile, my daughter is a ballet dancer and my wife a wonderful musician. Also part of ''why'' my first name is so embarrassing and I always opt to use my codename instead of my real name. |
| 27 | * DrinkOrder: Any type of non-sissy cocktail, or the strongest stuff they've got. |
| 28 | * EmbarrassingFirstName: Want to know my real name? [[spoiler: Amadeus Svekrovna]] |
| 29 | * EnsembleDarkhorse: Damn straight I am. Mostly thanks to my kooky inner monologues and drunken shenanigans. |
| 30 | * FaceOfAThug |
| 31 | * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Hey, I genuinely care about my family, friends, and students. It's hard when something happens to them, y'know? |
| 32 | * OurDragonsAreDifferent |
| 33 | * OverprotectiveDad |
| 34 | * PapaWolf: Where do you think [[@/EngelJeanDespois my student]] got it from? That being said... Touch my daughter, and you die. |
| 35 | * RidiculousProcrastinator: I'm even worse than @/{{Motree}}. Let's just say most of my paperwork ''doesn't'' end up finished... It ends up in the trash. |
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| 37 | ----- |
| 38 | Vandalization in 3... 2... 1... |
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