Describe Kota Yakumo here.
Well fine, since you're so pushy.
All of you tropers out there can call me Kota Yakumo, a really
cool dude with
no connection whatsoever to a specific troper whose handle incorporates "Mo" and a type of plant.
Well, I'm a centuries-old ice dragon currently employed as a defense attorney and am a leader of OCMPA. I enjoy silliness, procrastinating, a good fight, troping (goes hand-in-hand with procrastination), spending time with my beautiful wife and lovely daughter, and getting drunk out of my fucking mind on weekends. Especially if it's with my good ol' buddy,
Ryu Akamura.
Who has no connection whatsoever to a certain troper with "crystal" and the latin word for "glacier" in her handle.
Feel free to vandalize and add tropes. I won't chew you up for it.
Fine, I lied. I am actually one of Motree's characters and a sockpuppet. So sue me.
Some tropes that describe me are...
- Blow You Away: WHOOOOSH!
- An Ice Person
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: Hey, look! A puppy! It's adorable!
- Badass Longcoat
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: I don't really wear bunny ears, though. Not unless it's Easter.
- Cats are Mean: Yes, they are. And I hate them. I hate them so much. They scratch me and piss in my shoes.
- Cloudcuckoolander: No shit, sparky.
- Deadpan Snarker
- Doting Parent: I love my little Mitzi, even if she's all grown up. She'll always be her daddy's baby girl.
- Dreadful Musician: And I am fully aware of this. Meanwhile, my daughter is a ballet dancer and my wife a wonderful musician. Also part of why my first name is so embarrassing and I always opt to use my codename instead of my real name.
- Drink Order: Any type of non-sissy cocktail, or the strongest stuff they've got.
- Embarrassing First Name: Want to know my real name? Amadeus Svekrovna
- Ensemble Darkhorse: Damn straight I am. Mostly thanks to my kooky inner monologues and drunken shenanigans.
- Face of a Thug
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Hey, I genuinely care about my family, friends, and students. It's hard when something happens to them, y'know?
- Our Dragons Are Different
- Overprotective Dad
- Papa Wolf: Where do you think my student got it from? That being said... Touch my daughter, and you die.
- Ridiculous Procrastinator: I'm even worse than Motree. Let's just say most of my paperwork doesn't end up finished... It ends up in the trash.
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