Line #137 Tropers/Aleksei


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2	[[caption-width-right:344:This is the face your mother so enjoyed last night.]]
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4	Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, the one... the only... '''[[LargeHam ALEKSEIIIIIIII]]'''!
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6	* crowd goes wild
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8	Let's see, a bit about me... I'm an AttentionWhore music freak nerd, interested in personality typology, politics, technology, poker, [[CoolCar cars]], [[MadScience quantum physics]], [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment music]], [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and being an attention whore]]. I've been browsing this wonderful, magnificent, awesome, [[TVTropesHasRuinedMyLife FANTASTIC, MAJESTIC, ]]'''[[TVTropesHasRuinedMyLife INSANELY GODDAMN AMAZING]]''' site for close to a year now, and decided to leave my imprint, little as it may be sniff on this great place.
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10	Add whatever you like, but '''sign your entries'''.
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12	!!Awesome Stuff:
13	[[foldercontrol]]
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15	[[folder:TV]]
16	* GameOfThrones
17	* DoctorWho
18	* {{Torchwood}}
19	* HouseMD
20	* {{Psych}}
21	* {{Series/Nikita}}
22	* TopGear
23	* {{Series/Merlin}}
24	* {{Series/Rome}}
25	* {{Series/Copper}}
26	* {{Dexter}}
27	* DeathNote
28	* {{Hellsing}}
29	* GunGrave
30	* TriGun
31	* {{Firefly}}
32	* {{Buffy}}/{{Angel}}
33	[[/folder]]
34	[[folder:Movies]]
35	* Anything by:
36	** [[ChristopherNolan Chris Nolan]]
37	** QuentinTarantino
38	** JossWhedon
39	** MartinScorsese
40	** KevinSmith
41	* [[RuleOfSeanConnery Anything with]]:
42	** [[SamuelLJackson Samuel Leroy Motherfucking Jackson]]
43	** AnthonyHopkins
44	** '''[[SelfDemonstrating.BrianBlessed BRIAN BLESSED]]'''
45	** JohnnyDepp
46	** SeanConnery
47	** LiamNeeson
48	** MorganFreeman
49	** RussellCrowe
50	** JasonStatham
51	** JetLi
52	** JackieChan
53	** Chris Tucker
54	** ChrisRock
55	** WillSmith
56	** ElizaDushku
57	** SummerGlau
58	* Plus:
59	** FightClub
60	** {{Se7en}}
61	** StarWars
62	** IndianaJones
63	** SherlockHolmes
64	** TheLastSamurai
65	** TheBourneSeries
66	** MarvelCinematicUniverse
67	** TheMatrix
68	[[/folder]]
69	[[folder:Music]]
70	* {{Rammstein}}
71	* DimmuBorgir
72	* Kiuas
73	* BreakingBenjamin
74	* Serj Tankian
75	* {{Muse}}
76	* PinkFloyd
77	* {{Nightwish}}
78	* {{Edguy}}
79	* DreamTheater
80	* Charon
81	* {{Eminem}}
82	* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5V6sxZ8-eg This]]
83	* And [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQduGayYnco this]]
84	* And who can forget [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IssMy3raC58 the song]] that would make anyone with an ounce of idealism into a KnightTemplar?
85	* HOLY SHIT [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n8xXyn0Qfg SALSA ROCK]]!!! <3
86	[[/folder]]
87	[[folder:Books]]
88	* ASongOfIceAndFire
89	* SherlockHolmes
90	* HarryPotter
91	* [[AlexandreDumas Dumas]]
92	* AubreyMaturin
93	* DonQuixote
94	* Lázaro De Tormes
95	* StarWarsExpandedUniverse
96	* And almost any work of fiction that falls into my hands. I'm a voracious reader.
97	[[/folder]]
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99	!!Personality Profile:
100	* [[http://www.personalitynation.com/analytical-psychology/486-introduction-cognitive-functions.html Jung/MBTI]]: [[http://www.teamtechnology.co.uk/myers-briggs/entp.htm ENTP]]
101	* Keirsey: [[http://www.keirsey.com/teacher.aspx Teacher]]
102	* Archetype: [[http://www.mythologyoflife.com/files/archetypal_roles.pdf Sage]]
103	* [[BigFivePersonalityTraits Big 5]]: [[http://similarminds.com/global5/sluei.html sLue\|I\|]]
104	* [[http://www.enneagraminstitute.com Enneagram]]: [[http://theenneagram.blogspot.com/2007/09/type-7.html#wi 7w6]] (Head) > [[http://theenneagram.blogspot.com/2007/09/type-8.html#wi 8w9]] (Gut) > [[http://theenneagram.blogspot.com/2007/09/type-4.html#wi 4w5]] ([[http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/intro.asp#instincts Heart]]) sx/sp
105	* Oldham: [[http://psyed.org/r/pers/pt/passive-aggressive.html Leisurely]] > [[http://psyed.org/r/pers/pt/compensatory-narcissistic.html Inventive]] > [[http://psyed.org/r/pers/pt/cyclothymic.html Artistic]]
106	* D&D Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
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109	!!This Troper Provides Examples of:
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111	* AccentuateTheNegative
112	* {{Adorkable}}
113	* AfraidOfNeedles - I'd rather get stabbed with a knife than a needle. Don't ask me why, I have no idea.
114	* AnnoyingLaugh
115	* AntiHero - [[GoodIsNotNice Type III]], bordering on [[SociopathicHero Type IV]].
116	* AttentionDeficitOohShiny
117	* AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder
118	* AttentionWhore
119	* BadassBoast (or SmallNameBigEgo, depending on my actual rep and abilities -- nevertheless I'm anything but humble)
120	* BewareTheNiceOnes
121	* BigEater - Alternating with ForgetsToEat... I don't exactly have healthy dietary habits.
122	* BigFun
123	* BlackAndGreyMorality - I'm fairly unscrupulous, will with little remorse lie, cheat and steal to get my own way (and there's little I would morally object to for the right price), can be [[SociopathicHero cruel to those]] [[PayEvilUntoEvil I think]] [[GoodIsNotNice deserve it]] and just generally don't play well with society's rules. But I will defend those that deserve defending, and am normally very kind and considerate.
124	* {{Bookworm}}
125	* BuffySpeak
126	* BunnyEarsLawyer
127	* BrilliantButLazy
128	* ByronicHero - About 90% of one.
129	* CampStraight
130	* CantHoldHisLiquor
131	* ChivalrousPervert
132	* {{Cluster F Bomb}}/{{Atomic F Bomb}} - I swear like a sailor.
133	* ClassClown
134	* CoolLoser
135	* CoolTeacher
136	* CuddleBug - ...Oh yeah.
137	* [[DeadpanSnarker (Not so) Deadpan Snarker]]
138	* DitzyGenius - Living embodiment of the trope. sigh
139	* FailedASpotCheck - I routinely make very stupid mistakes because I miss a tiny but crucial detail right under my nose. Having ADD is a bitch...
140	* FleetingPassionateHobbies - Pretty much every interest I've ever had.
141	* EvenTheGuysWantHim - I've been hit on multiple times by gay men. Recently one Finnish dude from a forum basically said he was gonna fap thinking about me... O.O I mean, I'm flattered, and I've nothing against homosexuality, but I don't swing that way guys.
142	* {{Geek}}
143	* GrammarNazi - on occasion.
144	* {{Good is not Nice}}/{{Good is not Soft}} - I'm fairly kind and good-natured normally, believe in justice, but I have a laundry list of character faults, including: [[BrilliantButLazy laziness]], [[SmallNameBigEgo arrogance]], [[SelfishGood selfishness]], [[{{Wangst}} self-indulgent angst]], [[SociopathicHero indifference to those I don't sympathize with (or even cruelty if they anger me)]], and [[UnscrupulousHero lacking almost any scruples]].
145	* HairTriggerTemper
146	* TheHedonist
147	* HeroWithAnFInGood
148	* TheHyena
149	* InferioritySuperiorityComplex
150	* InsufferableGenius - I can definitely be one.
151	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold - I'm a snarky asshole, and I give off an aggressively ruthless appearance in debates, but I'm really a big cuddlebunny.
152	* {{Kindhearted Cat Lover}}/{{Right Hand Cat}} (depending on how evil I'm feeling at the time)
153	* KnightInSourArmor
154	* KnightTemplar - I have very draconian views of crime and punishment. I actually cheered [[DeathNote Light]] on (at least until he JumpedOffTheSlipperySlope and started killing jaywalkers and stuff).
155	** {{Dexter}} as well.
156	* '''[[LargeHam LARGE HAM]]'''
157	* LazyBum
158	* LeaningOnTheFurniture
159	* ManChild
160	* {{Metalhead}}
161	* {{Mighty Glacier}}/{{Fragile Speedster}} - Respectively, my deck preferences for [[YuGiOhCardGame Yu-Gi-Oh]] (where I run a Skill Drain deck), and MagicTheGathering (where I favor a rapid-burn deck consisting of lots of cheap creatures plus damage-causing spells).
162	* MrExposition
163	* {{Nerd}}
164	* NerdsAreSexy
165	* NietzscheWannabe
166	* NotAMorningPerson
167	* PayEvilUntoEvil - Big fan of the trope. Invoke it whenever I get the chance (which this being RealLife and all, is sadly not often).
168	* PermaStubble - [[InvokedTrope Invoked]]/[[EnforcedTrope Enforced]] via regular use of a hair trimmer.
169	* PoliceAreUseless - My house was broken into ([[NiceJobBreakingItHero due to me accidentally leaving the back door unlocked]]). We reported the break-in, a cop came around and... made a half-hearted effort to take prints, then that was it.
170	* [[RidiculousProcrastinator Ridiculous Proc]] - eh, I'll just finish writing this later.
171	* SadClown
172	* TheSlacker
173	* SlouchOfVillainy
174	* SmartPeoplePlayChess - Averted '''hard'''. I royally suck at chess.
175	* TeamChef - I don't adore cooking (it takes far too long to make anything non-basic, and I'm lazy -- plus the kitchen's uncomfortably hot), but I'm a ''damn'' good cook if I may say so myself.
176	* SophisticatedAsHell - my speech pattern is something like 40% Dudespeak, 20% ClusterFBomb, 30% technobabble, and 10% academic.
177	* TheSouthpaw
178	* StepfordSmiler
179	* StepfordSnarker
180	* {{Surrounded by Idiots}}/{{Only Sane Man}}
181	* ThisIsSparta - I frequently lapse into this when making a point in exasperation.
182	* UnscrupulousHero
183	* {{Wangst}}
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185	!! Vandalisms go here. This part made by @/{{Landorkus}}.
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187	* This is your first vandalism, I see. Now, you will be baked, and then there will be cake. -@/{{Landorkus}}

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