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| 2 | [[caption-width-right:350:With gay marriage legal in the US, we can offer two-for-one deals on dresses![[note]]Now you might recognize this picture from a FashionMagazine ad years before that was legalized. That's because Trope Co employs {{Seers}}, and have long been preparing for this to happen.[[/note]]]] |
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| 4 | So you're getting married. Perhaps you are a princess, and you need a dress fitting one of RoyalBlood. Perhaps you [[PrincessForADay just want to feel like a princess]] on you wedding. Perhaps you just want a dress that shows sufficient ConspicuousConsumption. Or you're an EvilOverlord who has [[DamselInDistress kidnapped the hero's love]], and [[HypnotizeTheCaptive hypnotized her]] so that [[AndNowYouMustMarryMe she will marry you instead]][[note]][ahem] Good luck with that...[[/note]], but no mere dress is fitting for the bride of the GalacticConqueror. Well '''TropeCo/TropeCo®''' is here to fulfill all your FairytaleWeddingDress needs! |
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| 6 | Yet what separates our dresses from even those by the best fashion designers? Well if you've come to Trope Co, you [[GenreSavvy know how things can go wrong]]. You bought the most [[PimpedOutDress beautiful and intricate gown]], and of course it will be DoomedNewClothes, most likely from [[BloodSplatteredWeddingDress blood splatters]]. That's why Trope Co guarantees our dresses won't be so fragile. Whether it's a silk bodice, a lace veil, a [[PrettyInMink mink wrap]], or [[FluffyFashionFeathers feather skirt]], it would take heavy artillery to damage our materials. Say you're wearing white, our Super Bleaching process will ensure that no stains or dirt will say on there.[[note]][[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Please ignore the unfounded rumors]] that Film/TheStuff, having been wiped out in the great BlobMonster war, is being used in the formula, just to dispose of the remains.[[/note]] |
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| 8 | If you're in an action series, the odds are high that some fight will break out on your wedding day, and you [[KickingAssInAllHerFinery will likely have to get involved]]. Trope Co can easily add [[BattleBallgown a reinforced lining to your dress, and add pockets behind all the skirt frills, to store as many bullet magazines and throwing stars as you need]]. You'd also be surprised how much our armored hoopskirts will [[SupermodelStrut sway along with your hips]]. |
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| 10 | We also include tuxes and bridesmaid dresses, but since we adhered to the RuleOfGlamorous, please don't ask for [[ImpossiblyTackyClothes ugly bridesmaid dresses]]. Simply being [[DownplayedTrope less]] [[CostumePorn elaborate]] will suffice. |
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