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4Hi, I'm LouisCypher, Head Manager of the ChaoticEvil Division at TropeCo/TropeCo®, and I'm here to offer you the deal of a lifetime! Because deals are important. Deals let you have more without having to give away what you already have. Because wanting isn't just better than having.
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6You want the world? Have the world with {{Greed}}™!
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8With {{Greed}}™, you can desire all the material possessions you want for the sake of having them.
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10Sharing? Where did you hear such an ugly word? With {{Greed}}™, you don't have to share shit! Sharing is antithetical to {{Greed}}™. With {{Greed}}™, you can literally buy happiness! You can buy happiness and rent it to the poor loser pions beneath you in exchange for a flat-rate. That way, you can still have all the happiness you want and you can make money off of it!
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12{{Greed}}™ good. Not-Greed Bad.
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