Line #6 Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E07TrackOfTheMoonBeast


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2	[[caption-width-right:320:Bring your 4x4 down to the track of the Moon Beast]]
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4	Film watched: ''Film/TrackOfTheMoonBeast''
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6	->''"The scene in which Johnny names ingredients in his stew quickly became a running gag and one of the writers' favorite moments from the series. Writer Kevin Murphy stated that his world-weary sigh of "onions..." made Johnny Longbow one of the "best" characters they've ever encountered."''
7	-->--'''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Track_of_the_Moon_Beast Wikipedia]]''' on '''''Track of the Moon Beast'''''
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9	Mike, Servo and Crow prove that the whole silly affair involving a [[FlatCharacter one-dimensional]] sort-of-a-scientist turning into a lizard creature via a moon rock makes for a great target of mockery. Note that, rather improbably, this is actually the ''fourth'' movie the show featured about a guy named Paul turning into a monster, preceded by ''Film/TheCrawlingHand'', ''Film/TheProjectedMan'' and ''Film/Werewolf1996''. Shares many odd similarities with ''Werewolf'', in fact - guy named Paul, Southwestern US, Native American folklore, ditzy girlfriend, confusing reference to Literature/{{Dracula}} in the dialogue...
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11	The episode is available in the Gizmoplex [[https://www.gizmoplex.com/mst3k/season:10/videos/mst3k-191-trackofthemoonbeast here]].
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13	!!The Segments:
14	[[AC:Prologue]]
15	* The 'Bots have just bought a new onion blossomer and are going nuts with blossoming everything they can find on the SOL.
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17	[[AC:Segment 1]]
18	* Mike and Crow have blossomed Servo's head and are enjoying it with a delicious dip. Pearl has cut Bobo's skull open to use him as a test subject for her new mind-control device and needs some help setting the universal remote for it. The crew use their own remote to control Bobo into freeing them from the SOL, which is foiled when Mike accidentally puts him in sleep-mode.
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20	[[AC:Segment 2]]
21	* The 'Bots recreate the opening scene from the movie and frighten Mike while he's eating pea pods to no effect. He doesn't even so much as look up when Crow overacts his part and breaks down sobbing.
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23	[[AC:Segment 3]]
24	* The short and tragic career of "The Band That Played 'California Lady'" is featured on the crew's new segment, ''SOL's Legends of Rock''.
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26	[[AC:Segment 4]]
27	* Crow and Servo seek to answer the ultimate question: What kind of pajamas does Mike wear?
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29	[[AC:Segment 5]]
30	* Servo accidentally hits a baby satellite with his bow and arrow set, and Mike helps it back into the wild when its mother arrives. Brain Guy is showing Bobo how to care for his now-exposed brain, and Pearl messes with both their brains for her amusement.
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32	!!Tropes present in the [=MST3K=] presentation of ''Film/TrackOfTheMoonBeast'' include:
33	* ActingUnnatural: When Mike discovers the 'bots peeping on him, Crow advises acting natural. It takes 2 seconds for both 'bots to crack.
34	-->'''Servo:''' '''TAKE OFF YOUR ROBE!!!'''
35	* AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering: After Longbow's slideshow presentation of the lizard myth:
36	--> '''Longbow:''' I know what you're thinking...
37	--> '''Servo:''' I'm boring and my slideshow eats.
38	* BigStupidDoodooHead: Bobo's end of the VolleyingInsults with Observer in the final segment.
39	-->'''Observer:''' You ignoramus!\
40	'''Bobo:''' You stupid-head!\
41	'''Observer:''' Troglodyte!\
42	'''Bobo:''' You dodo-head!\
43	'''Observer:''' Credit risk!\
44	'''Bobo:''' Dummy... hhhhhead!
45	* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Quite a few of the jokes about Johnny Longbone invoke this.
46	* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Mike adds "... hair" to Johnny's recipe.
47	** Servo precedes the list with "Velveeta, rattlesnake...."
48	* ClicheStorm: Played with in-universe with Mike's take on "The Band That Played 'California Lady'." Every troubled rock band issue you can think of shows up.
49	* CryingIndian: From the archery scene...
50	--> '''Crow''': (snickering) I swiped these from that Indian when he was crying about the garbage!
51	* DeepFriedWhatever: Crow and Servo order an [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blooming_onion onion blossomer]], and proceed to blossom and deep-fry everything in sight, including a bowling ball, a caulking gun, a plunger ("Mmmm, plunger!") and Mike's wallet. Crow and Mike then deep-fry Servo's head. Servo is alarmed at first (Mike: "Oh come on, you didn't even miss it!"), [[ITasteDelicious but then finds that he smells delicious -- or at least the peppercorn ranch dip does]].
52	** Pearl then addresses the S.O.L. crew as: "Mike, Crow, [[BrickJoke snack]]." The next cut to the S.O.L. has Servo wearing his new snack head, while Mike takes a munch of it in the theater.
53	* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Quite a few {{Double Entendre}}s on the subject of Johnny Long''bone''.
54	** "She gets off the ground saying 'What happened?' a ''lot''."
55	** After Paul gets a cut on his head from the meteorite:
56	--->'''Kathy''': Oh, no, don't touch it. Let me do that.
57	--->'''Crow''': Words every guy wants to hear.
58	* DontExplainTheJoke: Following the lengthy explanation of the prank:
59	-->'''Kathy:''' Am I forgiven?\
60	'''Crow:''' Only if you stop explaining it!
61	* DullSurprise: As the camera zooms in on a shot of Kathy's "reaction":
62	-->'''Mike:''' [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows Brain has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.]]
63	* EmbarrassingDampSheets: When Paul awakens with a CatapultNightmare, Crow says "I'm swimming in a pool! Oh no..."
64	* EpicFail: The prank in the movie was pretty pathetic, but in the host segment parodying it, Mike doesn't even really react at all. Crow, however, completely falls apart over what he perceives as a needlessly cruel prank (while Mike continues to sit there quietly eating pea pods).
65	-->'''Crow:''' ...I ''hate'' myself.
66	* FailedAttemptAtScaring: PlayedForLaughs in the second host segment when the Bots tries to scare Mike. Mike doesn't even look up, although it doesn't stop Crow from breaking down thinking that he had absolutely scared him.
67	* LeastRhymableWord:
68	--> '''"California Lady" Singer''': Singing songs to the sun that's risin', rhymin' words I cannot touch!
69	--> '''Crow''': Like purple and orange!
70	* MondegreenGag:
71	** The gang mishears Johnny Longbow as "Long''bone''", and follows up with all the jokes you'd expect.
72	** They also hear Budd Keeler as "Butt Healer".
73	* NativeAmericanCasino: The final riff of the film.
74	-->'''Servo:''' ''(as Johnny Longbow)'' I see... a huge casino!
75	-->'''Mike:''' Oh, come on...
76	* NoNameGiven: The members of The Band That Played "California Lady" are, respectively, the fish-lipped guy (the singer), the Eskimo (the other guitarist), and the friendly-looking backup singer. The movie never gives them (or the band itself) any other names, and Mike never calls them anything but The Band That Played "California Lady" during Segment 3's ''[[ShowWithinAShow SOL's Legends of Rock]]''.
77	* PoliticalOvercorrectness: Spoofed.
78	--> '''Paul''': Guess I blacked out.
79	--> '''Mike''': Excuse me, you African-Americaned out!
80	* PreppyName: Mike makes note of a "Fitzhugh Emerson III" in the credits, saying the name with a preppy New England lockjaw accent.
81	* RoadrunnerVsCoyote: One of the crew's gags when Johnny's telling a legend after dinner.
82	* RunningGag: Johnny's stew and "California Lady" both get mocked savagely throughout the movie.
83	* SanitySlippage: After the prank (like in the movie) goes wrong.
84	* SexEqualsLove
85	-->'''Crow''': And they proceed to ''do it'' because they love each other!
86	* ShirtlessScene:
87	->'''Crow:''' He has a severe allergy to shirts!
88	->'''Mike:''' I'm not shirtless enough, I'm gonna take off my skin.
89	->'''Tom:''' This is serial shirtlessness!
90	* SuddenAnatomy: Gypsy wears a small arm resembling Tom Servo's in the host segment parodying the movie's opening scene.
91	* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: When Kathy mentions a character who hadn't appeared since the first act.
92	-->'''Kathy:''' I borrowed Bud's car.\
93	'''Mike:''' Well find out who Bud is and return it.
94	* WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue: Mike gives us a complete summation of the meteoric rise and meteoric-er fall of The Band That Played "California Lady" in a sketch parodying Creator/VH1's ''Legends'' (complete with Creator/KrisKristofferson impression).
95	* WithLyrics: Servo comes up with his own lyrics to "California Lady":
96	-->'''The Fish-lipped Guy:''' I'm hung out in Chicago / with a California mind...\
97	'''Tom:''' ''[as the fish-lipped guy]'' I forced my skull right through my face, / and refused to wash my stringy haaaaaiiir...
98	* WunzaPlot: "He's a cop. He's a rabbi. They're cops. Except for the rabbi."
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100	->[[TheStinger "Moon rock? Oh wow."]]

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