Line #56 Recap/MashS3E18HouseArrest


1	Margaret is nervous about a visit from Col. Reese, the most highly decorated nurse in Korea. She fumbles in surgery and Hawkeye deals with her. Margaret gets Frank to defend her honor, and ends up on the wrong end of Hawkeye's fist. Hawkeye is under arrest awaiting a court-martial, and learns rest, relaxation and no surgery is part of house arrest. Everyone treats him like royalty: Hawkeye gets good food and a movie in the Swamp. Meanwhile Radar gets Klinger to tailor his pants. Col. Reese comes on to Frank and when Margaret walks in, things are not exactly "cordial."
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4	!!These tropes are restricted to house arrest (in short, they're on display for reading):
5	* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: Colonel Reese is smitten when she sees Hawkeye under MP escort and Major Houlihan explains to her that he's under house arrest awaiting court-martial.
6	* ArmorPiercingResponse: Frank is unamused by Hawkeye taking the idea of being placed under house arrest lightly and tries to pull a TheNotSoHarmlessPunishment on him. Hawkeye's reply leaves him at a loss for words.
7	--> '''Frank''': You think it's funny now. But what are you going to do during five years in Leavenworth?
8	--> '''Hawkeye''': I don't know. Maybe I'll get married.
9	* BeingGoodSucks: Averted in Hawkeye's case. The camp sees him punching Frank as something that was a long time coming and they treat him as a hero for it.
10	* BerserkButton: Radar hates it when people are being [[InnocentlyInsensitive innocently insensitive]] about his height.
11	* BlackComedyRape: When she is discovered making out with Frank by Margaret, Colonel Reese hollers out the word "rape" for all the camp to hear and come rushing to the rescue. She quickly [[FalseRapeAccusation accuses Frank of attacking her]], and he's left so bewildered by the run of events that he [[DiggingYourselfDeeper cannot verbally defend himself properly]].
12	* BotheringByTheBook: Henry wants to avoid this at the start of the episode when Frank wants Hawkeye court-martialled.
13	* BrutalHonesty: Frank complains in TheTag that the mess sergeant gave him C rations for dinner while Hawkeye got steak. Hawkeye implies that it's because of the difference in the crimes either of them were being accused of.
14	--> '''Hawkeye''': Well, Frank, I was just a puncher. You're a jumper.
15	--> '''Frank''': This is terrible. What am I going to tell my wife?
16	--> '''Hawkeye''': The truth is always best, Frank. You were waiting for your mistress, and you got impatient and attacked a woman.
17	--> '''Frank''': You're a creep.
18	* ComicallyMissingThePoint:
19	--> '''Henry''': Klinger! It's four o'clock in the afternoon and you're still in a housecoat? Put on a dress! You never know who might be coming around.
20	* CutHimselfShaving: Trapper crafts a cover story exonerating Hawkeye by claiming Frank slipped on a bar of soap and fell. Henry [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] the ridiculousness of it.
21	--> '''Henry''': Frank says Pierce hit him.
22	--> '''Trapper''': Oh, no, no, Henry. When Frank fell on the soap, Hawkeye tried to break his fall.
23	--> '''Henry''': By jamming his fist in Frank's eye?
24	* DeadpanSnarker:
25	** After Father Mulcahy delivers a POW relief package to Hawkeye in the Swamp:
26	---> '''Hawkeye''': Well, thanks. And in your prayers, thank the Big Fella for me.
27	---> '''Mulcahy''': Oh, [=MacArthur=] had nothing to do with it.
28	** In response to Frank's claim that Colonel Reese is the most decorated nurse in the Army:
29	---> '''Trapper''': Great. We can put our Christmas presents under her.
30	** At Movie Night, when Henry boos the character played by Creator/VincentPrice in ''Film/LeaveHerToHeaven'', Father Mulcahy advises him not to judge the character too harshly, as one of the other male characters is coveting his neighbor's wife.
31	---> '''Hawkeye''': ''[smiling]'' Father Hollywood.
32	* DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale: A visiting female colonel from the Pentagon attempts to make a pass at Frank Burns. When he refuses Colonel Reese's advances, she lies to Colonel Blake that ''Frank'' raped ''her'', calling him "savage" and even pulling down a corner of her robe as "evidence". ''Everyone'', including ''Margaret'', sides with Colonel Reese, and poor Frank is punished with house arrest. Not even a {{jerkass}} like him deserves that.
33	* EstablishingCharacterMoment: When Colonel Reese arrives, she groans and roughly dusts off her jacket before going to examine her Jeep, stopping only for a moment to return Margaret's salute.
34	--> '''Margaret''': Colonel Reese? Major Houlihan.
35	--> '''Reese''': They haven't lubed this clunker since Pershing was a pup.
36	--> '''Margaret''': Colonel Blake would be here himself to greet you, but he's involved with a court-martial [[BrickJoke and glazed fruit]].
37	--> '''Reese''': Glazed fruit? That'll tear your partial.
38	--> '''Margaret''': Oh, I'll have an enlisted man get your bag.
39	--> '''Reese''': Ah, it's light. All I got in here is fatigues, skivvies, and an extra garter belt in case you guys have a dance.
40	* GetOut: Henry tries to broker a peace between Frank and Hawkeye after the altercation in the hospital washroom, partly because of a desire to avoid the paperwork involved in arranging an investigation and subsequent court-martial. Radar seemingly ignores him and [[NiceJobBreakingItHero spouts the first part of the procedure out loud]], causing Hawkeye to be gleeful with the punishment and Frank satisfied that things appear to be going his way for once. Henry, of course, is steamed.
41	--> '''Henry''': Radar?
42	--> '''Radar''': Sir?
43	--> '''Henry''': ''Get out.''
44	* GreenEyedMonster: Margaret reacts with appalled shock when Colonel Reese flirts with Frank in the OR.
45	* HeelFaceTurn: Margaret acquits Hawkeye after Frank betrays her by cheating on her with Colonel Reese. Frank responds with a near-speechless EtTuBrute.
46	* ImplacableMan: Not even an apology from Hawkeye can get Frank to back down from demanding that the former be court-martialled for punching him.
47	* ImpossiblyDeliciousFood: The mess sergeant gifts Hawkeye with a real steak dinner made from water buffalo. Hawkeye finds it so good that he shares it with Trapper and Father Mulcahy.
48	* InsistentTerminology: Henry tries to think of a word to describe how Frank got injured in Trapper's witness statement that the Army would find appropriate. After considering 'whammo' and 'socko', he settles on 'bam'.
49	* JawDrop: Margaret is rendered shocked and speechless when she returns to her tent after a shift and finds Frank and Colonel Reese making out.
50	* TheKlutz: Margaret, unexpectedly, in the opening scene.
51	* MinorInjuryOverreaction: Subverted. While a direct punch to the face is no small matter, Frank blubbers like his entire face had been smashed in.
52	* MotiveRant: Radar lets off a quiet and restrained but nonetheless tearjerking one to Hawkeye, explaining his need for the elevated shoes.
53	--> '''Radar''': Listen, you don't know what it's like being short. I mean, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything always being the last one to be picked for the team]]. Looking girls straight in the throat. Never being able to see over the crowd. Do you know that the only parade I've ever seen was one I was in? [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer Everybody's always making fun of me.]] Even you.
54	--> '''Hawkeye''': [[HeelRealization Well, then I was out of line]].
55	* OutOfCharacterAlert: In the opening scene, Hawkeye is disturbed by how slow the usually competent Margaret Houlihan is performing while assisting him in surgery. Instead of flying off the handle at him, she explains she's nervous because of Colonel Reese's impending arrival.
56	* RestrainedRevenge:
57	** Frank uses a [[ClothFu towel snap]] on Hawkeye as a means of getting back at him for insulting Margaret.
58	** The trope is spectacularly averted by Hawkeye a moment later when he infamously retaliates by [[TalkToTheFist punching Frank in the face]].
59	* TheReveal: The subplot involving Radar shows that he has been waiting for a pair of elevated shoes so he can look taller to other people.
60	* RightBehindMe: Radar uses Henry Blake's identity to get an order of his to the camp, unaware the colonel was walking through the room right at that moment.
61	--> '''Henry''': Radar?
62	--> '''Radar''': [[OhCrap Sir?]]
63	--> '''Henry''': Since when have you been promoted to me?
64	* RunningGag: The bar of soap.
65	* ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections: Colonel Reese uses the latter side of this trope to convince Frank to make out with her.
66	* ShoutOut: The film being shown for Movie Night is ''Film/LeaveHerToHeaven''. Hawkeye expresses his love of Creator/GeneTierney and her overbite.
67	* SickeninglySweethearts: Frank goes into this mode upon learning that because Colonel Reese is bunking in Margaret's tent, he and the major will be having less alone time.
68	* SpecialGuest: Mary Wickes as Colonel Reese.
69	* StandardSnippet:
70	** Hawkeye casually sings "Fools Rush In (Where Angels Fear to Tread)" after punching Frank in the washroom.
71	** Colonel Reese quotes the famous line from "Back in the Saddle Again".
72	* TheTease: Colonel Reese flirts with Frank Burns.
73	* TooMuchInformation: Henry Blake mentions to Frank that the war's been making everyone at the 4077 a little buggy and confesses he's been wearing his underwear backwards for a month.
74	* {{Troll}}:
75	** Hawkeye and Trapper both mercilessly criticize Margaret for her less-than-stellar service in the OR and her nursing and military experience.
76	** Frank tries to do this to Hawkeye while the latter is under house arrest by demonstrating what being a free man is like. It backfires because of how childish Hawkeye finds the presentation.
77	--> '''Frank''': I can step out. I can step in. Out, in, out, in. ''That's'' a free man.
78	--> '''Hawkeye''': Very good. [[DeadpanSnarker Now let's see you go to Tahiti for the leprosy festival.]]
79	* {{Unishment}}: Hawkeye reacts happily to the apparent perks of being under house arrest.
80	--> '''Radar''': "Pending a completion of preliminary investigation by the CO, the accused officer is relieved of duty and placed under house arrest". He can't leave his tent.
81	--> '''Hawkeye''': You mean I just get to stay in and sleep and eat meals and read?
82	--> ''[Radar nods in answer, Hawkeye turns to Frank]''
83	--> '''Hawkeye''': Take me, I'm yours. I surrender. And I'll fight to the death any chance to set me free.
84	* YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre: Hawkeye tells Radar that he does not have to be physically tall to feel tall.
85	* YoureInsane: Frank calls the entire unit this for treating Hawkeye with praise and respect rather than as a prisoner awaiting court-martial.
86	--> '''Frank''': This whole post is potty. The man's a prisoner and he's treated like the Aga Khan.

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