| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:Pilots]] |
| 4 | |
| 5 | ''See also: [[index]][[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS01E01 The Cartoon Sushi & Deathbowl '98 pilot episodes]]''[[/index]] |
| 6 | |
| 7 | 1. Charles Manson vs. Marilyn Manson |
| 8 | ** UsefulNotes/CharlesManson vs. Music/MarilynManson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Marilyn Manson, after tearing out Charles Manson's skeleton out of his mouth.[[/labelnote]] |
| 9 | |
| 10 | 2. Deathbowl '98 |
| 11 | ** Kathie Lee Gifford vs. Creator/HowardStern[[labelnote:Who won?]]Howard Stern, after [[{{Fartillery}} melting Kathie Lee with his own fart fumes]].[[/labelnote]] |
| 12 | ** Creator/PamelaAnderson vs. {{Creator/Rupaul}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Pamela Anderson, after using [=RuPaul's=] own leg to impale him through the eye.[[/labelnote]] |
| 13 | ** Music/SpiceGirls vs. {{Music/Hanson}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Marilyn Manson, after cutting the light rigging and crushing both the Spice Girls and Hanson.[[/labelnote]] |
| 14 | [[/folder]] |
| 15 | |
| 16 | [[folder:Season 1]] |
| 17 | |
| 18 | [[index]][numlist:3] |
| 19 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS01E02 Seinfeld's Last Stand]] |
| 20 | [/numlist] |
| 21 | ** [[/index]]UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton vs. Monica Lewinsky[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant; both Hillary and Monica leave to beat up UsefulNotes/BillClinton.[[/labelnote]] |
| 22 | ** Music/MariahCarey vs. Creator/JimCarrey[[labelnote:Who won?]]Mariah Carey, after holding an incredibly high note until Jim Carrey's head explodes.[[/labelnote]] |
| 23 | ** Creator/TimAllen vs. Creator/JerrySeinfeld[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tim Allen, after Creator/JasonAlexander, Creator/JuliaLouisDreyfus, and Creator/MichaelRichards get in the ring and ambush Jerry for ending {{Series/Seinfeld}}.[[/labelnote]] |
| 24 | [[index]][numlist:4] |
| 25 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS01E03 Where is Stallone?]] |
| 26 | [/numlist] |
| 27 | ** [[/index]]Creator/RosieODonnell vs. Creator/OprahWinfrey[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant, after Series/JerrySpringer enters the ring and challenges Rosie and Oprah to a fight, which later takes place in "Nick In A Coma".[[/labelnote]] |
| 28 | ** [[{{Music/Oasis}} Liam Gallagher vs. Noel Gallagher]][[labelnote:Who won?]]{{Creator/Gallagher}}, after entering the ring and crushing Liam's and Noel's heads with his hammer.[[/labelnote]] |
| 29 | ** Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger vs. Creator/SylvesterStallone[[labelnote:Who won?]]Sylvester Stallone, after both Sylvester and Arnold knock each other out and Mills Lane begins to count them out. As they both try to stand up, Sylvester sweep-kicks Arnold and takes the win.[[/labelnote]] |
| 30 | [[index]][numlist:5] |
| 31 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS01E04 The Mystery Of The Loch Ness Monster]] |
| 32 | [/numlist] |
| 33 | ** [[/index]][[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Bigfoot]] vs. [[StockNessMonster The Loch Ness Monster]][[labelnote:Who won?]]The Loch Ness Monster, after slicing Bigfoot in half with its tail six seconds after the match starts. It then went on a rampage, killing several people in the audience (including Don King, to Creator/MikeTyson's joy), and kidnapping Creator/FranDrescher. Stone Cold would posit later in the episode that Nessie was attracted to Drescher's trademark shrill voice.[[/labelnote]] |
| 34 | ** Music/MickJagger vs. [[{{Music/Aerosmith}} Steven Tyler]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Mick Jagger, after using his tongue to stab Steven through the chest.[[/labelnote]] |
| 35 | ** Creator/DavidLetterman vs. Creator/JayLeno[[labelnote:Who won?]]Nobody; the Loch Ness Monster enters the arena and tries to enter the ring, but gets electrocuted by the electric fence surrounding the ring and explodes, crushing David and Jay with its corpse. Fran Drescher ultimately survived the fracas.[[/labelnote]] |
| 36 | [[index]][numlist:6] |
| 37 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS01E05 Celebrity Deathmatch Goes To The Movies]] |
| 38 | [/numlist] |
| 39 | ** [[/index]]Creator/RogerEbert [[Series/SiskelAndEbert vs.]] Creator/GeneSiskel[[labelnote:Who won?]]Gene Siskel, after he spins Ebert around by his thumb until the bind that held their thumbs together break, sending Ebert flying into the commentator's booth, splitting his skull in half.[[/labelnote]] |
| 40 | ** Music/DeanMartin vs. Creator/JerryLewis[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dean Martin, after whacking Jerry Lewis out of the ring.[[/labelnote]] |
| 41 | ** Creator/SpikeLee vs. Creator/QuentinTarantino[[labelnote:Who won?]]Woody Allen, after breaking Spike's neck and tearing out Tarantino's ribcage.[[/labelnote]] |
| 42 | [[index]][numlist:7] |
| 43 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS01E06 Nick In A Coma]] |
| 44 | [/numlist] |
| 45 | ** [[/index]]Creator/CindyCrawford vs. Creator/JaneaneGarofalo[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant, after Cindy throws Janeane at the ropes, sending her lying back at Cindy and koncking each other out.[[/labelnote]] |
| 46 | ** Music/ElvisPresley vs. [[Music/TheGratefulDead Jerry Garcia]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant, as this was a dream sequence from Nick Diamond.[[/labelnote]] |
| 47 | ** Creator/RosieODonnell vs. Creator/OprahWinfrey vs. Series/JerrySpringer[[labelnote:Who won?]]Oprah Winfrey, after she and Rosie split Jerry in half like a wishbone; Oprah then dices Rosie to pieces by shoving her through the Dome of Devastation.[[/labelnote]] |
| 48 | [[index]][numlist:8] |
| 49 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS01E07 Nick Returns]] |
| 50 | [/numlist] |
| 51 | ** [[/index]]Music/FionaApple vs. [[Music/BluesTraveler John Popper]][[labelnote:Who won?]]John Popper, after rolling over Fiona and flattening her.[[/labelnote]] |
| 52 | ** Creator/ChristopherWalken vs. Creator/GaryOldman[[labelnote:Who won?]]Christopher Walken, after crushing Gary's head in his hands.[[/labelnote]] |
| 53 | ** Music/GarthBrooks vs. Music/MarilynManson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Marilyn Manson, after scalping Garth with his own guitar.[[/labelnote]] |
| 54 | [[index]][numlist:9] |
| 55 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS01E08 Presented By Big Bull Beer]] |
| 56 | [/numlist] |
| 57 | ** [[/index]]Music/ArethaFranklin vs. Music/BarbraStreisand[[labelnote:Who won?]]Aretha Franklin, after playing dead and tricking Barbra into drinking a bucket of water contaminated with [[TheBlackDeath the Bubonic plague]].[[/labelnote]] |
| 58 | ** [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows Bill Gates]] vs. [[Film/LordOfTheDance1997 Michael Flatley]] [[labelnote:Who won?]]A robot version of Michael Flatley built by Bill Gates. Bill built the robot to slam Michael against the ring unti he broke into pieces, until the robot turned against Bill and did the same to him.[[/labelnote]] |
| 59 | ** Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio vs. Creator/JackNicholson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jack Nicholson, after caving Leo's face in by slamming it in to the turnbuckle.[[/labelnote]] |
| 60 | [[index]][numlist:10] |
| 61 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS01E09 The Missing Girl]] |
| 62 | [/numlist] |
| 63 | ** [[/index]]Music/SeanCombs vs. [[Music/NineInchNails Trent Reznor]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant, after slicing each other into bits.[[/labelnote]] |
| 64 | ** Creator/DavidHasselhoff vs. [[Series/EntertainmentTonight John Tesh]][[labelnote:Who won?]]David Hasselhoff, after [[Series/KnightRider KITT]] drives itself into the ring and crushes John Tesh.[[/labelnote]] |
| 65 | ** Creator/BruceWillis and Creator/DemiMoore vs. Creator/TomCruise and Creator/NicoleKidman[[labelnote:Who won?]]Demi Moore and Nicole Kidman, after Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin slams Tom Cruise and Bruce Willis' heads together.[[/labelnote]] |
| 66 | [[index]][numlist:11] |
| 67 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS01E10 Battle of The Bulls]] |
| 68 | [/numlist] |
| 69 | ** [[/index]]Creator/DavidSpade vs. Creator/StevenSeagal[[labelnote:Who won?]]David Spade, after launching Scottie Pippen's NBA championship ring through Steven's head via slingshot.[[/labelnote]] |
| 70 | ** [[UsefulNotes/CharlesIII Prince Charles]] vs. {{Music/Prince}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Prince Charles, after smashing Prince's head in with a mallet.[[/labelnote]] |
| 71 | ** UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan vs. Creator/DennisRodman[[labelnote:Who won?]]Michael Jordan, after shoving a basketball in Dennis' mouth and slam dunking him into a trash can.[[/labelnote]] |
| 72 | [[index]][numlist:12] |
| 73 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS01E11 37th Annual Sci-Fi Fight Night]] |
| 74 | [/numlist] |
| 75 | ** [[/index]]Music/CelineDion vs. [[Music/TheProdigy Keith Flint]][[labelnote:Who won?]]"Celine Dion" (actually Zatar the Alien), after ripping Keith's head off and swallowing it.[[/labelnote]] |
| 76 | ** [[AmusingAlien Zatar the Alien]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Nick Diamond]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Nick Diamond, after tearing Zatar's brain out through his eye.[[/labelnote]] |
| 77 | ** Creator/DavidDuchovny [[Series/TheXFiles and]] Creator/GillianAnderson vs. Creator/TommyLeeJones [[Film/MenInBlack and]] Creator/WillSmith[[labelnote:Who won?]]David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, after Will accidentally obliterates himself and Tommy by firing a laser gun being held backwards.[[/labelnote]] |
| 78 | [[index]][numlist:13] |
| 79 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS01E12 Masters Of The Martial Arts]] |
| 80 | [/numlist] |
| 81 | ** [[/index]]Creator/RoseanneBarr vs. Creator/KelseyGrammer[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kelsey Grammer, after slipping out of his own skin, which terrifies Roseanne to the point that she has a heart attack.[[/labelnote]] |
| 82 | ** {{Music/Brandy}} vs. Music/CourtneyLove[[labelnote:Who won?]]Brandy, after she gives Courtney a baby bear as a peace offering, until the baby bear's mother enters the ring and mauls Courtney to pieces.[[/labelnote]] |
| 83 | ** Creator/JackieChan vs. Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jackie Chan, after decapitating Jean-Claude with Creator/ChuckNorris' detached arms.[[/labelnote]] |
| 84 | [[index]][numlist:14] |
| 85 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS01E13 Fandemonium I]] |
| 86 | [/numlist] |
| 87 | ** [[/index]]Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin vs. Wrestling/VinceMcMahon[[labelnote:Who won?]]"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, after beating Vince to pieces with a tombstone.[[/labelnote]] |
| 88 | ** Creator/AdamSandler vs. Creator/ChrisRock[[labelnote:Who won?]]Chris Rock, after throwing Adam Sandler out of the ring by his liver and imapling him on a lever.[[/labelnote]] |
| 89 | ** Creator/CarmenElectra vs. Creator/JennyMcCarthy[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jenny [=McCarthy=], after launching Howard Stern into Carmen like a missile, sending them flying into a brick wall where Carmen is crushed by Howard.[[/labelnote]] |
| 90 | [[/folder]] |
| 91 | |
| 92 | [[folder:Season 2]] |
| 93 | [[index]][numlist:1] |
| 94 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E01 Deathbowl '99]] |
| 95 | [/numlist] |
| 96 | ** [[/index]]Music/DollyParton vs. Music/JenniferLopez[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jennifer Lopez, after Dolly's breast-inflating armor fills up with too much air and sends her into space, where she explodes.[[/labelnote]] |
| 97 | ** Music/MichaelJackson vs. Music/{{Madonna}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Madonna, after Michael accidentally transforms into a hamster (he was meaning to transform into a panther) and is kicked into a vat of acid by Madonna.[[/labelnote]] |
| 98 | ** Evander Holyfield vs. Creator/MikeTyson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Evander Holyfield, after Mike pushes him off a condemned building and he lands on a TNT plunger, blowing the building, and Mike, to bits.[[/labelnote]] |
| 99 | [[index]][numlist:2] |
| 100 | #[[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E02 Battle of the Boys with Toys]] |
| 101 | [/numlist] |
| 102 | ** [[/index]]Music/IceCube vs. Music/IceT[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ice Cube. After he is frozen beneath the ice rink and is held by a crane, Music/VanillaIce enters the arena and smashes Ice-T against the ring with a zamboni, which causes the Ice Cube-encased ice cube to fall and crush Vanilla Ice and break.[[/labelnote]] |
| 103 | ** Creator/AlPacino vs. Creator/RobertDeNiro[[labelnote:Who won?]]Robert De Niro, after beating Al Pacino to death with [[Film/TheIslandOfDrMoreau1996 Majai]].[[/labelnote]] |
| 104 | ** Music/BackstreetBoys vs. Music/BeastieBoys[[labelnote:Who won?]]The Beastie Boys, after launching a missile at the Backstreet Boys' giant robot, exploding the band members.[[/labelnote]] |
| 105 | [[index]][numlist:3] |
| 106 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E03 Magic, Flashbacks and Pregnancies]] |
| 107 | [/numlist] |
| 108 | ** [[/index]]Creator/CalistaFlockhart vs. Creator/LucyLawless[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lucy Lawless, after she [[AssShove shoves Calista's entire body up her ass.]][[/labelnote]] |
| 109 | ** [[Music/CultureClub Boy George]] vs. Creator/DonJohnson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Boy George, after Don's head is crushed by UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan.[[/labelnote]] |
| 110 | ** Creator/PennAndTeller vs. Siegfried & Roy[[labelnote:Who won?]]Teller and Roy, after Teller launched himself at Siegfried from a missile launcher and destroyed him and then fed Penn to Roy's white tiger.[[/labelnote]] |
| 111 | [[index]][numlist:4] |
| 112 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E04 The Time Machine]] |
| 113 | [/numlist] |
| 114 | ** [[/index]]Creator/JenniferAniston vs. Creator/CourteneyCox vs. Creator/LisaKudrow[[labelnote:Who won?]]Creator/MatthewPerry, after he launches Creator/DavidSchwimmer from a reclining chair into the sitcom set that was built in the ring, causing it to fall and crush every {{Series/Friends}} cast member (except for Perry and Creator/MattLeBlanc).[[/labelnote]] |
| 115 | ** Creator/SeanConnery vs. Creator/RogerMoore[[labelnote:Who won?]]Roger Moore, after he crushes Sean with a huge rock.[[/labelnote]] |
| 116 | ** UsefulNotes/MahatmaGandhi vs. UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Mahatma Gandhi, after he crushes Khan under the ring.[[/labelnote]] |
| 117 | [[index]][numlist:5] |
| 118 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E05 The Unknown Murderer]] |
| 119 | [/numlist] |
| 120 | ** [[/index]][[Characters/BookOfExodus Moses]] vs. UsefulNotes/RamsesII[[labelnote:Who won?]]Creator/HarrisonFord, after Ramses II impales Moses on a pyramid and Harrison bashes him out of the ring.[[/labelnote]] |
| 121 | ** Creator/GeraldoRivera vs. Creator/LarryKing[[labelnote:Who won?]]Geraldo Rivera, after crushing Larry under a desk.[[/labelnote]] |
| 122 | ** Creator/NeveCampbell vs. Creator/SarahMichelleGellar[[labelnote:Who won?]]Nobody, Neve and Sarah stop fighting to beat up a platypus mascot, who is revealed to be an actual platypus, after believing it is the mystery killer who killed Creator/DrewBarrymore and Creator/JamieLeeCurtis earlier in the episode.[[/labelnote]] |
| 123 | [[index]][numlist:6] |
| 124 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E06 Celebrity Deathmatch Internacional]] |
| 125 | [/numlist] |
| 126 | ** [[/index]]Creator/MelGibson vs. Creator/PaulHogan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Mel Gibson, after impaling him with a spear and cooking him on a grill.[[/labelnote]] |
| 127 | ** Creator/AntonioBanderas vs. [[Creator/CheechAndChong Cheech Marin]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Cheech Marin, after beating Antonio like a piñata until his intestines fall out.[[/labelnote]] |
| 128 | ** [[{{Music/U2}} Bono]] vs. Fabio vs. Music/YokoOno[[labelnote:Who won?]]Fabio, after Yoko Ono beats Bono to death with her statue and Yoko is crushed in a folding couch.[[/labelnote]] |
| 129 | [[index]][numlist:7] |
| 130 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E07 The End of the Real World]] |
| 131 | [/numlist] |
| 132 | ** [[/index]]Creator/TyraBanks vs. Claudia Schiffer vs. Kate Moss[[labelnote:Who won?]]Nobody, after the three supermodels literally tear each other apart into hideous globs.[[/labelnote]] |
| 133 | ** Music/BustaRhymes vs. Creator/WilliamShakespeare[[labelnote:Who won?]]William Shakespeare, after Busta ran into the time machine out of fear and got sent back to Shakespeare's time of existence.[[/labelnote]] |
| 134 | ** [[Series/TheRealWorld Jacinda Barrett vs. David "Puck" Rainey]] [[Characters/TheRealWorld2LosAngeles vs. Jon Brennon vs. Tami Roman]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Jon Brennon; Jacinda got beaten to death, Tami got her head crushed by Puck's bicycle, and Puck flew into a fish tank, where his head was attacked by piranhas.[[/labelnote]] |
| 135 | [[index]][numlist:8] |
| 136 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E08 Deathmatch: The Motion Picture]] |
| 137 | [/numlist] |
| 138 | ** [[/index]]Creator/MartinScorsese vs. Creator/OliverStone[[labelnote:Who won?]]Oliver Stone, after decapitating Martin with a director's slate.[[/labelnote]] |
| 139 | ** [[Creator/MarxBrothers Groucho Marx]] vs. Creator/JohnWayne[[labelnote:Who won?]]Groucho Marx, after John got thrown into Harpo Marx's harp and his head got sliced up.[[/labelnote]] |
| 140 | ** Creator/CameronDiaz vs. Creator/MerylStreep[[labelnote:Who won?]]Meryl Streep, after stabbing Cameron through the chest with a boom mic.[[/labelnote]] |
| 141 | [[index]][numlist:9] |
| 142 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E09 Cable Day]] |
| 143 | [/numlist][[/index]] |
| 144 | ** [[Creator/FoodNetwork Emeril Lagasse vs. Two Fat Ladies]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Two Fat Ladies, after cooking Emeril like a chicken.[[/labelnote]] |
| 145 | ** [[{{Creator/MTV}} Jesse Camp vs. Matt Pinfield]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Matt Pinfield, after Mills Lane stomps on Jesse's head.[[/labelnote]] |
| 146 | ** Creator/AlexTrebek vs. [[Series/WheelOfFortune Pat Sajak]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant, after Alex is crushed in a "punishment booth" and Pat Sajak is sliced up by a ''Wheel of Fortune''-style wheel.[[/labelnote]] |
| 147 | [[index]][numlist:10] |
| 148 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E10 4th Of July Celebration]] |
| 149 | [/numlist] |
| 150 | ** [[/index]]UsefulNotes/BillClinton vs. Kenneth Starr[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bill Clinton, after Kenneth is thrown into the Liberty Bell and his head explodes.[[/labelnote]] |
| 151 | ** Creator/JamesVanDerBeek vs. UsefulNotes/SaddamHussein[[labelnote:Who won?]]James Van Der Beek, after wrapping Saddam in the American flag and beating him to death with the flagpole.[[/labelnote]] |
| 152 | ** UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln vs. UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington[[labelnote:Who won?]]Abraham Lincoln, after George is blown up by stray fireworks.[[/labelnote]] |
| 153 | [[index]][numlist:11] |
| 154 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E11 Family Day]] |
| 155 | [/numlist][[/index]] |
| 156 | ** Creator/CharlieSheen vs. Creator/EmilioEstevez[[labelnote:Who won?]]Charlie Sheen, after Emilio gets ripped apart by prostitutes.[[/labelnote]] |
| 157 | ** Donny and Marie Osmond vs. Creator/{{Eric|Roberts}} and Creator/JuliaRoberts[[labelnote:Who won?]]Eric and Julia Roberts, after Donny and Marie chomp each other's heads off.[[/labelnote]] |
| 158 | ** Creator/{{Jerry|Stiller}} and Creator/BenStiller vs. Music/{{Bob|Dylan}} and [[Music/TheWallflowers Jakob Dylan]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Jerry Stiller, after he screams in Jakob's ear and destroys his brain, Ben gets electrocuted by Bob's electric suit, and Bob gets Johnny Gomez's brother-in-law pushed onto him, which blows them both apart.[[/labelnote]] |
| 159 | [[index]][numlist:12] |
| 160 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E12 Censoring Problems]] |
| 161 | [/numlist][[/index]] |
| 162 | ** Ron Jeremy vs. [[Music/MotleyCrue Tommy Lee]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Tommy Lee, after he stabbed Ron in the eye with his penis.[[/labelnote]] |
| 163 | ** Music/AlanisMorissette vs. Music/{{Jewel}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Alanis Morissette, after she whacked Jewel into a light rigging, electrocuting and exploding her.[[/labelnote]] |
| 164 | ** Film/TheThreeStooges vs. The Three Tenors[[labelnote:Who won?]]The Three Stooges, after Moe shoves Plácido Domingo into the time machine and ages him to dust, Curly rips off Luciano Pavarotti's face, and Curly head-butts José Carreras so hard his face caves in.[[/labelnote]] |
| 165 | [[index]][numlist:13] |
| 166 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E13 Salute To Laughter]] |
| 167 | [/numlist][[/index]] |
| 168 | ** Carrot Top vs. Creator/DennisMiller[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dennis Miller, after he sticks a bicycle pump in Carrot Top's ass and turns him into a balloon animal, then takes out a pin and pops him.[[/labelnote]] |
| 169 | ** Creator/RodneyDangerfield vs. Creator/DonRickles[[labelnote:Who won?]]Rodney Dangerfield, after he punches Don to pieces.[[/labelnote]] |
| 170 | ** Creator/BillyCrystal vs. Creator/WhoopiGoldberg vs. Creator/RobinWilliams[[labelnote:Who won?]]Whoopi Goldberg, after Robin rips off Billy's head and Robin gets ripped in half by Whoopi.[[/labelnote]] |
| 171 | [[index]][numlist:14] |
| 172 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E14 The Laser Pointer]] |
| 173 | [/numlist][[/index]] |
| 174 | ** Music/EltonJohn vs. Music/OzzyOsbourne[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ozzy Osbourne, after he bites off Elton's head.[[/labelnote]] |
| 175 | ** Creator/SandraBernhard vs. Martha Stewart[[labelnote:Who won?]]Martha Stewart, after she sccops out Sandra's innards.[[/labelnote]] |
| 176 | ** Creator/TomHanks vs. Creator/SeanPenn[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tom Hanks, after he rips Sean's spine out.[[/labelnote]] |
| 177 | [[index]][numlist:15] |
| 178 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E15 Robot Nicky]] |
| 179 | [/numlist][[/index]] |
| 180 | ** Creator/GaryColeman vs. Creator/RickSchroder[[labelnote:Who won?]]Gary Coleman, after he kicks Rick's limbs off, then jumps on his body, sending his head flying off.[[/labelnote]] |
| 181 | ** Music/LaurynHill vs. Music/ShaniaTwain[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lauryn Hill, after sucking Shania's brain out with a milking machine.[[/labelnote]] |
| 182 | ** Creator/HughGrant vs. All Comers (Creator/ClintEastwood, Creator/HarveyKeitel, and Creator/AndyDick)[[labelnote:Who won?]]Andy Dick, after Hugh jumps onto Clint, crushing him, he launches Harvey into a brick wall, and Andy tears out Hugh's heart, where it's revealed Hugh has been a robot the whole fight.[[/labelnote]] |
| 183 | [[index]][numlist:16] |
| 184 | # [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E16 The Prophecy]] |
| 185 | [/numlist][[/index]] |
| 186 | ** Creator/DennisFranz vs. Creator/SammoHung[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dennis Franz, after he jumps off the top ropes, crushing Sammo.[[/labelnote]] |
| 187 | ** Creator/ChrisTucker vs. Creator/StevenWright[[labelnote:Who won?]]Chris Tucker, after pulling Steven's intestines out his mouth.[[/labelnote]] |
| 188 | ** Creator/GwynethPaltrow vs. Creator/WinonaRyder[[labelnote:Who won?]]Winona Ryder, after she cuts Gwyneth in half with the Dome of Devastation.[[/labelnote]] |
| 189 | |
| 190 | 17. In the Memory of Stacey Cornbred |
| 191 | ** Creator/BetteMidler vs. Music/{{Cher}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bette Midler, after she flattens Cher with a steamroller.[[/labelnote]] |
| 192 | ** Creator/RobertoBenigni vs. UsefulNotes/BenitoMussolini[[labelnote:Who won?]]Roberto Benigni, after he accidentally shoots himself out of a tank and impales Benito with himself.[[/labelnote]] |
| 193 | ** Creator/NicolasCage vs. Creator/JohnTravolta[[labelnote:Who won?]]John Travolta, after he rips off Nicolas's asscheeks and crushes his head with them.[[/labelnote]] |
| 194 | |
| 195 | 18. Halloween episode I |
| 196 | ** FrankensteinsMonster vs. The WolfMan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Frankenstein's Monster, after he tears off The Wolf Man's head.[[/labelnote]] |
| 197 | ** Wrestling/TheUndertaker vs. [[DemonicPossession Captain Doody]][[labelnote:Who won?]]The Undertaker, who does a tombstone piledriver on Captain Doody.[[/labelnote]] |
| 198 | ** Music/{{Kiss}} vs. Music/NSync[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kiss, after JC Chasez gets blown up by Paul Stanley's eye laser, Lance Bass gets sliced into pieces by Paul's eye laser, Ace Frehley balls up Music/JustinTimberlake and flattens him when he jumps off the top ropes, Ace Frehley knocks Joey Fatone out of the ring with his guitar, and Series/{{Gene Simmons|FamilyJewels}} falls and crushes Chris Kirkpatrick.[[/labelnote]] |
| 199 | |
| 200 | 19. High-Tech Fighting |
| 201 | ** Billy Blanks vs. Creator/RichardSimmons[[labelnote:Who won?]]Billy Blanks, after he ties Richard Simmons into a bow and squeezes him until his head pops off.[[/labelnote]] |
| 202 | ** Don King vs. UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump[[labelnote:Who won?]]Donald Trump, after he jumps in Don's mouth until he splits in two.[[/labelnote]] |
| 203 | ** Creator/BradPitt vs. Creator/KeanuReeves[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant. After Brad is thrown onto the supercomputer that was in the ring, converting him into pure energy. He then transfers himself into Keanu's brain, where he destroys it, killing Keanu. He then transfers back into the supercomputer, but it explodes, killing Brad.[[/labelnote]] |
| 204 | |
| 205 | 20. Fandemonium II |
| 206 | ** Creator/BenAffleck vs. Creator/MattDamon[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ben Affleck, after he kicks Matt into a meat grinder.[[/labelnote]] |
| 207 | ** Music/OzzyOsbourne vs. Music/RobZombie[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ozzy Osbourne, after he splits Rob's skull open and removes his brain.[[/labelnote]] |
| 208 | ** Music/MarilynManson vs. Music/RickyMartin[[labelnote:Who won?]]Marilyn Manson, after Ricky bites off Marilyn's hand and it comes to life in his stomach and bursts through his skull.[[/labelnote]] |
| 209 | [[/folder]] |
| 210 | |
| 211 | [[folder:Season 3]] |
| 212 | |
| 213 | 1. Deathbowl 2000 |
| 214 | ** Creator/AndreAgassi vs. Tiger Woods[[labelnote:Who won?]]Andre Agassi, after he shoots tennis balls into Tiger's ass until he explodes.[[/labelnote]] |
| 215 | ** Creator/OJSimpson vs. [[UsefulNotes/NationalFootballLeagueQuarterbacks Joe Namath]][[labelnote:Who won?]]O.J. Simpson, after he punts Joe into the air, where he gets impaled on a goalpost.[[/labelnote]] |
| 216 | ** [[UsefulNotes/HistoricalPeopleToKnowInMLB Mark McGwire vs. Sammy Sosa]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Sammy Sosa, after he uses a baseball bat to knock Mark's head off.[[/labelnote]] |
| 217 | |
| 218 | 2. The New Employee |
| 219 | ** Music/BritneySpears vs. Music/ChristinaAguilera[[labelnote:Who won?]]A moving arm, after they literally tear each other to shreds until only a sentient arm keeps fighting (no one was able to identify whose arm it was).[[/labelnote]] |
| 220 | ** [[Music/RedHotChiliPeppers Flea]] vs. Kenny G[[labelnote:Who won?]]Flea, after he tears off Kenny G's jaw and stabs him in the face with it.[[/labelnote]] |
| 221 | ** Creator/AnthonyEdwards vs. Creator/EriqLaSalle vs. Creator/NoahWyle[[labelnote:Who won?]]Anthony Edwards, after Eriq screams in Noah's stethoscope, causing his head to explode, and Anthony injects Eriq with malaria.[[/labelnote]] |
| 222 | |
| 223 | 3. Turn on Your TV Day |
| 224 | ** [[Series/{{Today}} Bryant Gumbel vs. Katie Couric]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Katie Couric, after she and Willard Scott throw him into a window, slicing him to pieces.[[/labelnote]] |
| 225 | ** Series/JudgeJudy vs. Creator/SusanLucci[[labelnote:Who won?]]Mills Lane, after Judy crushes Susan's brain with a Bible and Mills electrocutes Judy with a lamp.[[/labelnote]] |
| 226 | ** Creator/CraigKilborn vs. Creator/TomGreen[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tom Green, after he shoves a megaphone in Craig's mouth and screams through the back of his head.[[/labelnote]] |
| 227 | |
| 228 | 4. Freak Fights |
| 229 | ** Larry Flynt vs. [[Magazine/{{Playboy}} Hugh Hefner]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Larry Flynt, after he runs Hugh down with his wheelchair, flattens him, folds his body like a piece of paper and rips it in half.[[/labelnote]] |
| 230 | ** [[{{Mutants}} Cousin Grimm vs. Pierce McCrack]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Cousin Grimm, after he rips out Pierce's spine and impales him with it.[[/labelnote]] |
| 231 | ** Music/{{Eminem}} vs. Music/KidRock[[labelnote:Who won?]]Joe C., after he falls onto Eminem (destroying Eminem's head in the process), takes over his body and stomps on Kid Rock's chest, crushing it.[[/labelnote]] |
| 232 | |
| 233 | 5. Celebrity Deathmatch's Salute to Hollywood |
| 234 | ** Creator/KevinCostner vs. Creator/KevinSmith[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kevin Smith, after he shoves Costner into a box and mails him to the middle of the ocean, where he is eaten by a shark.[[/labelnote]] |
| 235 | ** Creator/KathyBates vs. Creator/SharonStone[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kathy Bates, after Sharon knocks off Kathy's foot, where it ricochets around the arena until it impales Sharon's brain.[[/labelnote]] |
| 236 | ** Creator/AlfredHitchcock vs. Creator/StevenSpielberg[[labelnote:Who won?]]Alfred Hitchcock, after Steven is ripped apart by the spirits in the [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Ark of the Covenant]].[[/labelnote]] |
| 237 | |
| 238 | 6. Congressional Hearings |
| 239 | ** UsefulNotes/TedKennedy vs. Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin[[labelnote:Who won?]]Nobody, after Stone Cold convinces Ted to come down from his wrath.[[/labelnote]] |
| 240 | |
| 241 | 7. Teen Night |
| 242 | ** Creator/AlyssaMilano vs. Creator/MelissaJoanHart[[labelnote:Who won?]]Alyssa Milano, after she ties Melissa to a stake; Salem the Cat frees Melissa but the stake falls and crushes them.[[/labelnote]] |
| 243 | ** [[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Betty-Sue Olsen, the third Olen twin, after she rips the other Olsen twins apart.[[/labelnote]] |
| 244 | ** Creator/JenniferLoveHewitt [[Series/PartyOfFive and]] Creator/ScottWolf vs. Creator/ReeseWitherspoon and Creator/RyanPhillippe[[labelnote:Who won?]]Scott Wolf, after Ryan Phillippe gets launched into a disco ball that was hanging above the ring, Reese Witherspoon gets sliced by the ropes, and Betty-Sue Olsen (the third Olsen twin) tears a rotisserie chicken out of Jennifer Love Hewitt's chest.[[/labelnote]] |
| 245 | |
| 246 | 8. Sex, Lugs And Rock 'n' Roll |
| 247 | ** Creator/PamelaAnderson vs. Creator/HeatherLocklear[[labelnote:Who won?]]Heather Locklear, after Pamela's enhanced breasts malfunction and explode.[[/labelnote]] |
| 248 | ** [[Music/GunsNRoses Axl Rose vs.]] Music/{{Slash|Musician}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Slash, after he cuts Axl into paper dolls.[[/labelnote]] |
| 249 | ** [[{{UsefulNotes/NASCAR}} Dale Earnhardt vs. Jeff Gordon]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Dale Earnhardt, after he grinds Jeff into dust under his tire.[[/labelnote]] |
| 250 | |
| 251 | 9. Johnny & Debbie... In Love? (1) |
| 252 | ** [[{{Series/Greed}} Chuck]] [[{{Series/Scrabble}} Woolery]] vs. Creator/RegisPhilbin[[labelnote:Who won?]]Chuck Woolery, after he tears out Regis' lungs.[[/labelnote]] |
| 253 | ** UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte vs. Creator/JoePesci[[labelnote:Who won?]]Napoleon Bonaparte, after he punches Joe until his brain leaks out of his ears.[[/labelnote]] |
| 254 | ** Creator/KevinBacon vs. All Comers (Creator/MegRyan, Creator/MartinLawrence and Wrestling/JesseVentura)[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kevin Bacon, after he impales Meg on a sign, he stomps on Martin's head, and he punches a hole through Jesse's chest, climbs through the hole, and tears him in half from the inside.[[/labelnote]] |
| 255 | |
| 256 | 10. Time Travelling (2) |
| 257 | ** [[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Nick Diamond]] vs. [[FaunsAndSatyrs The Satyr]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Nick Diamond, after he sticks a Roman candle up the Satyr's ass and it blows him in half.[[/labelnote]] |
| 258 | ** Franchise/SherlockHolmes vs. UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper[[labelnote:Who won?]]Sherlock Holmes, after he zips up Jack's coat, where he is cut up by his own knives.[[/labelnote]] |
| 259 | ** Creator/JoanRivers vs. Melissa Rivers[[labelnote:Who won?]]Melissa Rivers, after she unravels Joan's skin until all her skin comes off and her bones collapse.[[/labelnote]] |
| 260 | |
| 261 | 11. In the Head of Nicky Jr. |
| 262 | ** Music/RageAgainstTheMachine vs. [[KillerRobot The Machine]][[labelnote:Who won?]]The Machine, after slicing up Bard Wilk and Tim Commerford, then crushing Zack de la Rocha and Tom Morello.[[/labelnote]] |
| 263 | ** UsefulNotes/AlGore vs. Music/WeirdAlYankovic[[labelnote:Who won?]]Al Gore, after he rips Weird Al's eye out and sucks his brain out.[[/labelnote]] |
| 264 | ** Creator/JohnCusack vs. Creator/JohnMalkovich[[labelnote:Who won?]]John Malkovich, after he electrocutes John Cusack with a nerve.[[/labelnote]] |
| 265 | |
| 266 | 12. The Battle of the Heavy Metal Maniacs |
| 267 | ** [[{{Mutants}} Beni Trauma vs. Potato Khan]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Potato Khan, after he tears Beni apart with his mutated tentacles.[[/labelnote]] |
| 268 | ** Creator/ErnestHemingway vs. Wrestling/MickFoley[[labelnote:Who won?]]Mick Foley, after he tears off Ernest's jaw, causing his brain to fall out.[[/labelnote]] |
| 269 | ** [[Music/LimpBizkit Fred Durst]] vs. [[Music/{{Metallica}} James Hetfield]][[labelnote:Who won?]]James Hetfield, after he uses a vacuum to stuff metal objects down Fred's throat and various magnets cause the metal objects to rip through him.[[/labelnote]] |
| 270 | |
| 271 | 13. The Prisoners |
| 272 | ** Music/BruceSpringsteen vs. Creator/JamesGandolfini[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bruce Springsteen, after he flushes James down a high-powered toilet.[[/labelnote]] |
| 273 | ** Creator/DrewBarrymore vs. Creator/FarrahFawcett[[labelnote:Who won?]]Farrah Fawcett, after she stretches Drew's neck out and lets go, sending it flying and slicing Drew in half.[[/labelnote]] |
| 274 | ** Creator/ChristianSlater vs. Creator/RobertDowneyJr[[labelnote:Who won?]]Robert Downey Jr., after he uses a meat slicer to slice Christian to pieces.[[/labelnote]] |
| 275 | |
| 276 | 14. Courtney Love Returns |
| 277 | ** Creator/EddieMurphy vs. Creator/NickNolte[[labelnote:Who won?]]Nick Nolte, after he tears out Eddie's heart.[[/labelnote]] |
| 278 | ** Creator/MacaulayCulkin vs. Creator/HaleyJoelOsment[[labelnote:Who won?]]Haley Joel Osment, after Macaulay is ripped apart by [[Film/TheSixthSense the ghosts of past celebrities who died on the show]].[[/labelnote]] |
| 279 | ** Music/DaveGrohl and [[Music/TheSmashingPumpkins Billy Corgan]] vs. Music/CourtneyLove[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dave Grohl, after Billy gets his head crushed in the Dome of Devastation, and Courtney gets crushed by a piano.[[/labelnote]] |
| 280 | |
| 281 | 15. The Return of Lucy Lawless |
| 282 | ** Creator/DavidArquette vs. Creator/PaulReiser[[labelnote:Who won?]]David Arquette, after he puts a cell phone in Paul's brain and calls it, causing the radiation to explode Paul's head.[[/labelnote]] |
| 283 | ** Creator/MichaelDouglas vs. Creator/MartinSheen[[labelnote:Who won?]]Martin Sheen, after he tears off Michael's head.[[/labelnote]] |
| 284 | ** Music/{{TLC}} vs. [[Music/TheChicks Dixie Chicks]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Left-Eye, after she unties a chandelier which falls and crushes the two remaining Dixie Chicks to bits.[[/labelnote]] |
| 285 | |
| 286 | 16. Halloween episode II |
| 287 | ** Creator/BrendanFraser vs. The {{Mummy}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Brendan Fraser, after he smacks the mummy's spine out through his mouth.[[/labelnote]] |
| 288 | ** Creator/SarahMichelleGellar vs. The [[ReligiousVampire Vampire]][[labelnote:Who won?]]The Vampire, after he sucks out all of Sarah's blood.[[/labelnote]] |
| 289 | ** [[Series/TheView Debbie Matenopoulos]] vs. [[ZombieApocalypse Zombie ]][[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Stacey Cornbred]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Debbie Matenopoilos, after she crushes Stacey in the crack of a door.[[/labelnote]] |
| 290 | |
| 291 | 17. A Night of Vomit |
| 292 | ** Creator/BurtReynolds vs. Creator/WilliamShatner[[labelnote:Who won?]]William Shatner, after he tears Burt's torso off and removes his vital organs.[[/labelnote]] |
| 293 | ** Creator/EllenDeGeneres vs. Dr. Laura Schlessinger[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ellen [=DeGeneres=], after she beats Laura relentlessly until her brain falls out.[[/labelnote]] |
| 294 | ** UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush vs. [[{{Music/Bush}} Gavin Rossdale]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Gavin Rossdale, after he plugs his guitar into George's ear and plays his guitar, causing George's head to explode.[[/labelnote]] |
| 295 | |
| 296 | 18. Suddenly Diamond |
| 297 | ** Music/DianaRoss vs. Music/WhitneyHouston[[labelnote:Who won?]]Whitney Houston, after Diana is launched into an x-ray machine and then electrocuted.[[/labelnote]] |
| 298 | ** Creator/AnthonyHopkins vs. Creator/JodieFoster[[labelnote:Who won?]]Anthony Hopkins, after he eats Jodie Foster.[[/labelnote]] |
| 299 | ** Creator/CharltonHeston vs. Creator/RussellCrowe[[labelnote:Who won?]]Russell Crowe, after the Tower of Terror (a giant tower the two were fighting on) falls over and crushes Charlton.[[/labelnote]] |
| 300 | |
| 301 | 19. Family Night II |
| 302 | ** Creator/AshleyJudd vs. Music/WynonnaJudd[[labelnote:Who won?]]Wynonna Judd, after Ashley uses a plastic straw to suck all the fat out of Wynonna, which fills up Ashley's head with blubber. Wynonna trips Ashley over and her bloated head explodes.[[/labelnote]] |
| 303 | ** Creator/CarrollOConnor vs. Creator/ShermanHemsley[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither, after they both fall down a set of stairs.[[/labelnote]] |
| 304 | ** Creator/{{Alec|Baldwin}} and Creator/DanielBaldwin vs. Creator/{{Damon|Wayans}} and Creator/KeenenIvoryWayans[[labelnote:Who won?]]Daniel Baldwin, after he murders Damon, Keenen Ivory, and Alec while in a hallucinogenic rage.[[/labelnote]] |
| 305 | |
| 306 | 20. Nick's Little Friend |
| 307 | ** Music/PhilCollins vs. Music/{{Sting}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Phil Collins, after he rips Sting's legs off and crushes his head with them.[[/labelnote]] |
| 308 | ** Creator/WarrenBeatty and Creator/AnnetteBening vs. Creator/TimRobbins and Creator/SusanSarandon[[labelnote:Who won?]]Annette Bening and Tim Robbins, after they turn on their lovers and smash their skulls together.[[/labelnote]] |
| 309 | ** [[Music/WuTangClan Ol' Dirty Bastard]] vs. Music/LeAnnRimes[[labelnote:Who won?]]ODB, after he stomps on [=LeAnn=]'s skull and rips her tongue off. [[/labelnote]] |
| 310 | |
| 311 | 21. Nick Gets High |
| 312 | ** Creator/DanaCarvey [[Series/SaturdayNightLive vs.]] Creator/MikeMyers[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dana Carvey, after he shoves Mike's pinky through his own skull.[[/labelnote]] |
| 313 | ** Creator/AngelinaJolie vs. Creator/SandraBullock[[labelnote:Who won?]]Angelina Jolie, after she stretches her own giant lips on opposite turnbuckles and sucks in air, drawing Sandra closer toward her, only for her lips to snap off and slice Sandra in half.[[/labelnote]] |
| 314 | ** Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio vs. Creator/WoodyHarrelson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Woody Harrelson, after Leo is eaten by a Venus fly trap.[[/labelnote]] |
| 315 | |
| 316 | 22. Deathcon 2001 |
| 317 | ** Creator/LindaHamilton vs. Creator/SigourneyWeaver[[labelnote:Who won?]]Linda Hamilton, after she throws Sigourney out of the ring and impales her on a [[{{Film/Alien}} chestburster]] action figure.[[/labelnote]] |
| 318 | ** [[{{Mutants}} Cousin Grimm vs. Potato Khan]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Potato Khan, after he is sliced with a potato peeler and his slices mutate into miniature versions of himself. Cousin Grimm tries to eat the Potato Khans, but they burst out of his head, exploding it.[[/labelnote]] |
| 319 | ** Creator/HarrisonFord [[Franchise/StarWars vs.]] Creator/SamuelLJackson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Harrison Ford, after he cuts Samuel into a birdhouse.[[/labelnote]] |
| 320 | |
| 321 | 23. Fandemonium 2000 |
| 322 | ** [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Beavis vs. Butt-Head]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Beavis, after he slices Butt-Head to pieces with forks (which had been used to replace Beavis's hands after they were cut off).[[/labelnote]] |
| 323 | ** Music/BackstreetBoys vs. Music/NSync[[labelnote:Who won?]]'N Sync, after Justin and Chris electrocute the Backstreet Boys while they were in their "Backstreet Beast" form.[[/labelnote]] |
| 324 | [[/folder]] |
| 325 | |
| 326 | [[folder:Season 4]] |
| 327 | |
| 328 | 1. Where is Bob Costas? |
| 329 | ** Music/LilKim vs. Music/LittleRichard[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lil' Kim, after she squeezes Little Richard's guts out of where his nipples should be (he tore them off after Lil' Kim used her pasties as Chinese throwing stars).[[/labelnote]] |
| 330 | ** Creator/HelenHunt vs. Creator/LeeleeSobieski[[labelnote:Who won?]]Leelee Sobieski, after she fed Helen her own hair and then pulled it out of her ears, which caused Helen's head to implode.[[/labelnote]] |
| 331 | ** Creator/GeorgeClooney vs. Creator/MarkWahlberg[[labelnote:Who won?]]Creator/PaulNewman and Creator/RobertRedford, after they jumped off the catwalk and crushed them.[[/labelnote]] |
| 332 | |
| 333 | 2. Slaughter and the City |
| 334 | ** Creator/SteveIrwin vs. {{Medusa}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Steve Irwin, after he put a bag on Medusa's head and she used her tentacles to wack him off of her while he was still holding the bag, decapitating her.[[/labelnote]] |
| 335 | ** Creator/DrewCarey vs. Creator/RayRomano[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ray Romano, after he slingshotted his jock onto Drew's face, causing his face to break out in jock itch. Drew then scratched his own face off out of agony.[[/labelnote]] |
| 336 | ** Creator/KimCattrall [[Series/SexAndTheCity vs. Cynthia Nixon vs. Kristin Davis vs.]] Creator/SarahJessicaParker[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kristin Davis, after Kim stuck a back massager through Cynthia's neck and vibrated her head off, Kim tore off Sarah's high heels and impaled her head with them, and Kristen broke Kim in half by launching a back massager off the ropes and into her torso.[[/labelnote]] |
| 337 | |
| 338 | 3. A Celebrity Deathmatch Special Report |
| 339 | ** Creator/KatieHolmes vs. Creator/KeriRussell[[labelnote:Who won?]]Claire Danes, after Keri got thrown out of the ring and accidentally swallowed a helium tank, which caused her to inflate to mass proportions until she was popped by Claire's hydrogen peroxide darts, which killed Katie, as well as almost all of the audience members.[[/labelnote]] |
| 340 | ** [[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond]] vs. Sam Donaldson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Johnny and Nick, after they forced a microphone and a fireman's hose down Sam's throat, electrocuting him as they turned the water on.[[/labelnote]] |
| 341 | ** Creator/ClaireDanes vs. Creator/WhoopiGoldberg[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither; they stopped fighting so Claire would admit why she triggered the Keri Russell explosion.[[/labelnote]] |
| 342 | |
| 343 | 4. Blink 182 vs. 98 Degrees |
| 344 | ** Music/Blink182 vs. 98 Degrees[[labelnote:Who won?]]Blink-182 and Music/JessicaSimpson, after Blink-182's giant robot damaged 98 Degrees' giant robot, causing it to attack the city. Jessica Simpson was then turned into a giant to stop the 98 Degrees robot, so she decapitated it and threw it at a missile sent by UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush, exploding the BoyBand.[[/labelnote]] |
| 345 | |
| 346 | 5. Food Fights |
| 347 | ** [[{{Music/Korn}} Jonathan Davis]] vs. Music/MeatLoaf[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jonathan Davis, after a piece of corn was shot through Meat Loaf's chest.[[/labelnote]] |
| 348 | ** [[UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken Colonel Sanders]] vs. Dave Thomas[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dave Thomas, after a rabid chicken tore Colonel Sanders' head off.[[/labelnote]] |
| 349 | ** Creator/MichaelCaine vs. Creator/KevinSpacey[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither, after Michael Caine (dressed as a hot dog) exploded when he was held under a hot lamp, and Kevin Spacey (dressed as a cheeseburger) was eaten by Dave Thomas.[[/labelnote]] |
| 350 | |
| 351 | 6. Where Is Albert Einstein's Brain? |
| 352 | ** UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein vs. {{Wrestling/Chyna}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Chyna, after Einstein's tounge was wrapped around him and his brain was squeezed out.[[/labelnote]] |
| 353 | ** [[Music/PearlJam Eddie Vedder]] vs. [[Music/CreedBand Scott Stapp]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Eddie Vedder and Music/TomWaits, after Tom ran into the arena and beat Scott's face in.[[/labelnote]] |
| 354 | ** David Blaine vs. Creator/DavidCopperfield[[labelnote:Who won?]]David Copperfield, after he knocked David Blaine into a piranha tank, where he was eaten alive.[[/labelnote]] |
| 355 | |
| 356 | 7. Debbie is Pregnant |
| 357 | ** Creator/CoreyFeldman vs. Creator/CoreyHaim[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither, after both Coreys, as well as [[{{Creator/TheWeinsteinCompany}} Harvey Weinstein]], were impaled by the giant pole Harvey was sitting on.[[/labelnote]] |
| 358 | ** Creator/LisaLing vs. Creator/LucyLiu[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lucy Liu, after she kicked Lisa Ling through the skull.[[/labelnote]] |
| 359 | ** [[UsefulNotes/NotablePlayersOfTheNBA Kobe Bryant]] vs. Creator/ShaquilleONeal[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kobe Bryant, after he ripped various body parts out/off of Shaq and used them as makeshift basketballs.[[/labelnote]] |
| 360 | |
| 361 | 8. Gottfried in the Arena |
| 362 | ** Creator/FrankieMuniz vs. [[Series/TheSopranos Robert Iler]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Frankie Muniz, after he fed Robert ravioli spiked with antacids, which caused Robert's stomach to explode.[[/labelnote]] |
| 363 | ** Creator/JKRowling vs. Creator/StephenKing[[labelnote:Who won?]]Stephen King, after J.K. used the power of [[Literature/HarryPotter Lord Voldemort]] to strike Stephen with lightning. However, the lightning bolt redirected Stephen's soul into his robotic leg, which then separated itself from Stephen's body to kick J.K.'s head off.[[/labelnote]] |
| 364 | ** Creator/NaomiCampbell vs. Creator/RebeccaRomijn[[labelnote:Who won?]]Naomi Campbell, after she tore out her own stomach and sprayed stomach acid all over Rebecca, melting her.[[/labelnote]] |
| 365 | |
| 366 | 9. Clash of the Trashy Titans |
| 367 | ** Music/ChuckBerry vs. Music/JamesBrown[[labelnote:Who won?]]Chuck Berry, after James fired a laser at Chuck, but Chuck blocked it with his diamond ring, causing the laser beam to ricochet and strike an overhead light, causing it to fall and crush James.[[/labelnote]] |
| 368 | ** Music/GeorgeMichael vs. Creator/PaulReubens[[labelnote:Who won?]]Paul Reubens, after he convinced George to sing a lullaby to a tiger to get it to fall asleep, and then Paul said [[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse the secret word]], causing everyone in the arena to scream loudly, awakening the tiger and getting it to maul George.[[/labelnote]] |
| 369 | ** Creator/HalleBerry vs. Creator/ShannenDoherty[[labelnote:Who won?]]Shannen Doherty, after a car engine fell on her head and turned her into a cyborg. She then sliced Halle in half with the motor.[[/labelnote]] |
| 370 | |
| 371 | 10. The Mysterious T |
| 372 | ** [[Series/TheWeakestLink Anne Robinson]] vs. Creator/BobBarker[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bob Barker, after he tore out her ovaries (as well as a few vital organs).[[/labelnote]] |
| 373 | ** John Edward vs. Miss Cleo[[labelnote:Who won?]]Miss Cleo, after she shoved a magic 8 ball in John's head and decapitated him.[[/labelnote]] |
| 374 | ** {{Music/Beyonce}} vs. Music/MissyElliott[[labelnote:Who won?]]Beyoncé, after Missy was stung by a box of bees.[[/labelnote]] |
| 375 | |
| 376 | 11. Celebrity Deathmatch: North vs. South |
| 377 | ** Derek Jeter vs. John Rocker[[labelnote:Who won?]]Derek Jeter, after he electrocutes John with a [=DieHard=] battery.[[/labelnote]] |
| 378 | ** Music/FaithHill vs. Music/JanetJackson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Faith Hill, after she tears Janet's torso off.[[/labelnote]] |
| 379 | ** UsefulNotes/RobertELee [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar vs.]] UsefulNotes/UlyssesSGrant[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ulysses S. Grant, after they sliced each other to bits until just their thumbs were still standing. Ulysses's thumb finally ended the long battle by crushing Robert's thumb.[[/labelnote]] |
| 380 | |
| 381 | 12. The Missing Beatles Tape |
| 382 | ** Creator/BillMaher vs. Creator/ConanOBrien[[labelnote:Who won?]]Conan O'Brien, after he stomps through Bill's head.[[/labelnote]] |
| 383 | ** Anna Nicole Smith vs. Sarah Ferguson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Anna Nicole Smith, after she marries Fergie and her heart explodes (a reference to Anna's short marriage to J. Howard Marshall).[[/labelnote]] |
| 384 | ** Music/GeorgeHarrison vs. Music/JohnLennon vs. Music/PaulMcCartney vs. Music/RingoStarr[[labelnote:Who won?]]John and Paul, after Paul crushed Ringo's head with a [[Music/AbbeyRoad silver hammer]] and the two winning [[Music/TheBeatles Beatles]] ambushed George.[[/labelnote]] |
| 385 | |
| 386 | 13. Nicky Jr.'s Birthday |
| 387 | ** {{Music/Beck|Musician}} vs. {{Music/Bjork}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Music/JohannSebastianBach, after he cut Björk in half with a plow and then punched Beck's head off.[[/labelnote]] |
| 388 | ** Music/TonyBennett vs. Music/WillieNelson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Willie Nelson, after he disintegrated Tony with his third eye, which was covered by his famous bandana.[[/labelnote]] |
| 389 | ** Anna Kournikova vs. Creator/ElizabethHurley[[labelnote:Who won?]]Anna Kournikova, after she pulled Elizabeth through a grate, cutting her in half.[[/labelnote]] |
| 390 | |
| 391 | 14. Salute to Laughter II |
| 392 | ** Creator/JennaElfman vs. Creator/KathyGriffin[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kathy Griffin, after she shredded Jenna to bits with her "motor mouth".[[/labelnote]] |
| 393 | ** Creator/BusterKeaton vs. Creator/CharlieChaplin[[labelnote:Who won?]]Buster Keaton, after he ran Chaplin over with a train.[[/labelnote]] |
| 394 | ** Creator/BillMurray [[Series/SaturdayNightLive vs.]] Creator/ChrisKattan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bill Murray, after he folded Chris like a [[{{Film/Kingpin}} bowling ball]] and rolled him into the turnbuckle, causing him to break into pieces.[[/labelnote]] |
| 395 | |
| 396 | 15. Fandemonium IV |
| 397 | ** {{Series/Survivor}} seasons [[Characters/SurvivorBorneo one]] and [[Characters/SurvivorTheAustralianOutback two]] battle royale[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tina Wesson, after a long battle, she defeated Richard Hatch by throwing him out of the ring by his dick, where he slammed into a wall and died.[[/labelnote]] |
| 398 | |
| 399 | 16. Assamania I |
| 400 | ** Music/LLCoolJ vs. Music/QueenLatifah[[labelnote:Who won?]]Queen Latifah, after she used a spring to slice LL to pieces.[[/labelnote]] |
| 401 | ** Music/MandyMoore vs. {{Music/Pink}}[[labelnote:Who won?]][=P!nk=], after she stabbed her with a sharpened lollipop in the brain and then blew her brains out.[[/labelnote]] |
| 402 | ** Creator/BenStein vs. Creator/JohnnyKnoxville[[labelnote:Who won?]]Johnny Knoxville, after Ben was mauled to death by his own rabid donkey.[[/labelnote]] |
| 403 | |
| 404 | 17. Rockstarmagedon |
| 405 | ** Music/JimiHendrix vs. Music/LennyKravitz[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jimi Hendrix, after he vomited in Lenny's mouth and the vomit got stuck in his throat. Jimi then clotheslined Lenny and his neck exploded.[[/labelnote]] |
| 406 | ** Music/BobMarley vs. Shaggy[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bob Marley, he repeatedly stabbed Shaggy with a ring post and then smoked his remains.[[/labelnote]] |
| 407 | ** Music/{{Dave Matthews|Band}} vs. Music/KeithRichards[[labelnote:Who won?]]Keith Richards, after he filled Dave's body with his own contaminated blood, causing Dave's heart to explode.[[/labelnote]] |
| 408 | [[/folder]] |
| 409 | |
| 410 | [[folder:Season 5]] |
| 411 | |
| 412 | 1. Celebrity Deathmatch: Bigger And Better Than Ever! |
| 413 | ** Creator/ParisHilton vs. Nicole Richie[[labelnote:Who won?]]Nicole Richie, after she used her perfume as a flamethrower and set Paris on fire.[[/labelnote]] |
| 414 | ** [[{{Characters/Jackass}} Bam Margera]] vs. [[VideoGame/TonyHawksProSkater Tony Hawk]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Bam Margera and [[Series/VivaLaBam Don Vito]], after Vito entered the ring and swallowed Tony whole.[[/labelnote]] |
| 415 | ** [[{{Characters/Jackass}} Bam Margera]] [[Series/VivaLaBam vs. Don Vito]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Bam Margera, after he stuck illegal fireworks in Vito's mouth and blew him up.[[/labelnote]] |
| 416 | |
| 417 | 2. The Changing of the Guard |
| 418 | ** [[{{Music/U2}} Bono]] vs. [[{{Music/Coldplay}} Chris Martin]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Bono, after he tore Chris' arms, feet, eyes, and heart off/out.[[/labelnote]] |
| 419 | ** Creator/AshtonKutcher vs. Creator/BruceWillis[[labelnote:Who won?]]Creator/DemiMoore, after she kicked Ashton and Bruce's heads off.[[/labelnote]] |
| 420 | ** Creator/RobertDeNiro vs. Creator/JamesGandolfini[[labelnote:Who won?]]Robert De Niro, after he destroyed James' head with a baseball bat.[[/labelnote]] |
| 421 | |
| 422 | 3. Sibling Slaughterhouse |
| 423 | ** Creator/CharlieSheen vs. Creator/ColinFarrell[[labelnote:Who won?]]Charlie Sheen, after he sliced Colin in half with a spear.[[/labelnote]] |
| 424 | ** Creator/SimonCowell [[Series/AmericanIdol vs.]] Creator/RyanSeacrest[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ryan Seacrest, after he stabbed Simon through the brain with a stool leg.[[/labelnote]] |
| 425 | ** [[Series/TheOsbournes Jack and Kelly Osbourne]] vs. Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kelly Osbourne, after Jack died when he had a heart attack (and ended up bleeding out his dick), Mary-Kate died when Kelly fed her a cupcake that bloated her body and caused her stomach to reject her, and Ashley died when Kelly threw [=CDs=] at her like Chinese throwing stars.[[/labelnote]] |
| 426 | |
| 427 | 4. Shaq vs. Kobe |
| 428 | ** Music/MissyElliott vs. Music/GwenStefani[[labelnote:Who won?]]Missy Elliott, after she tore Gwen's head off via her pigtails.[[/labelnote]] |
| 429 | ** Kevin Federline vs. Music/JustinTimberlake[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kevin Federline, after he punched Timberlake through the brain.[[/labelnote]] |
| 430 | ** [[UsefulNotes/NotablePlayersOfTheNBA Kobe Bryant]] vs. Creator/ShaquilleONeal[[labelnote:Who won?]]Shaquille O'Neal, after he grabbed Kobe and ripped his head off.[[/labelnote]] |
| 431 | |
| 432 | 5. Night of Comedy Comeback |
| 433 | ** [[Series/DaAliGShow Ali G]] vs. Creator/JamieKennedy[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jamie Kennedy, after he sliced open Ali G's stomach and spilled his guts out.[[/labelnote]] |
| 434 | ** Creator/RodneyDangerfield vs. Creator/RobSchneider[[labelnote:Who won?]]Rodney Dangerfield, after he did a [[Film/BackToSchool Triple Lindy]] off the ropes and flattened Rob.[[/labelnote]] |
| 435 | ** Creator/AdamSandler vs. Creator/BenStiller[[labelnote:Who won?]]Adam Sandler, after he threw a football in Ben's mouth and kicked his head off.[[/labelnote]] |
| 436 | |
| 437 | 6. Stand-up vs. Smack Down |
| 438 | ** [[Series/AmericanChopper Paul Teutul Sr.]] vs. Music/{{Xzibit}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Paul Teutul Sr., after his mutated mustache rips Xzibit in half.[[/labelnote]] |
| 439 | ** Creator/JackBlack vs. Music/JackWhite[[labelnote:Who won?]]Music/TheWhiteStripes, after Jack and Meg force a tightly buttoned shirt on Jack Black and his head explodes.[[/labelnote]] |
| 440 | ** Creator/ChrisRock vs. Wrestling/DwayneJohnson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Chris Rock, after he catapults himself through Dwayne's torso.[[/labelnote]] |
| 441 | |
| 442 | 7. When Animals Attack |
| 443 | ** Creator/ChrisFarley [[Series/SaturdayNightLive vs.]] Creator/HoratioSanz[[labelnote:Who won?]]Chris Farley, after he tears Horatio's guts out through his mouth.[[/labelnote]] |
| 444 | ** Creator/AdamWest [[{{Franchise/Batman}} vs.]] Creator/ChristianBale[[labelnote:Who won?]]Adam West, after Christian flings Adam in to the light rigging and Christian is crushed by a giant spotlight.[[/labelnote]] |
| 445 | ** Creator/JamieFoxx vs. Music/RayCharles[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ray Charles, after he crushes Jamie's head in his piano.[[/labelnote]] |
| 446 | |
| 447 | 8. Season Finale |
| 448 | ** [[Series/AmericanIdol William Hung]] vs. Music/RickyMartin[[labelnote:Who won?]]William Hung, after he tears out Ricky's eyes and gives him various cuts.[[/labelnote]] |
| 449 | ** Creator/PamelaAnderson vs. [[Music/MotleyCrue Tommy Lee]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Pamela Anderson, after she crushed Tommy's head between her giant breasts.[[/labelnote]] |
| 450 | ** [[{{Characters/Jackass}} Jason "Wee Man" Acuña]] vs. Creator/VerneTroyer[[labelnote:Who won?]]Wee Man, after him and Creator/JohnnyKnoxville twisted Verne until his guts spilled out.[[/labelnote]] |
| 451 | [[/folder]] |
| 452 | |
| 453 | [[folder:Season 6]] |
| 454 | |
| 455 | 1. The Beginning Of Celebrity Deathmatch |
| 456 | ** Creator/MischaBarton vs. [[Series/LagunaBeach Kristin Cavallari]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Kristen Cavallari, after she uses her father's American Express card to slice Mischa's head off.[[/labelnote]] |
| 457 | ** Creator/JakeGyllenhaal vs. Creator/TobeyMaguire[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jake Gyllenhaal, after he beats Tobey to death with his own detatched leg.[[/labelnote]] |
| 458 | ** Creator/NickCannon vs. Creator/WilmerValderrama[[labelnote:Who won?]]Wilmer Valderrama, after he gets naked and the paprazzi's camera flash burns Nick Cannon alive (Wilmer had so many pictures taken of him, he was immune to the camera flash).[[/labelnote]] |
| 459 | |
| 460 | 2. Vaughn vs. Wilson |
| 461 | ** Mike Jones vs. Paul Wall[[labelnote:Who won?]]Paul Wall, after Mike gets sliced to bits by Paul's chainsaw grill.[[/labelnote]] |
| 462 | ** [[Series/TheAndyMilonakisShow Andy Milonakis]] vs. [[{{Characters/Jackass}} Steve-O]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Andy Milonakis, who eats Steve-O alive after he dresses like a Twinkie.[[/labelnote]] |
| 463 | ** Creator/OwenWilson vs. Creator/VinceVaughn[[labelnote:Who won?]]Owen Wilson, who literally punctures Vince's ego with his finger, deflating him.[[/labelnote]] |
| 464 | |
| 465 | 3. The Banter Bloodbath |
| 466 | ** [[Series/IntentionalTalk Chris Rose]] vs. Rob Dibble vs. John Salley vs. Rodney Peete[[labelnote:Who won?]]Nobody, after Rodney gets stabbed in the face with his own detatched leg, John's head gets whacked off his body by Rob, Rob bleeds out after his arms fly off, and Chris puts a cork in his mouth and fills up with hot air. He flies up to the light rigging, electrocutes, and explodes.[[/labelnote]] |
| 467 | ** Creator/CarsonDaly vs. Creator/JimmyKimmel[[labelnote:Who won?]]Carson Daly, after he whacks Jimmy's head off with Jimmy's detatched leg.[[/labelnote]] |
| 468 | ** Creator/TinaFey vs. Creator/JonStewart[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tina Fey, after she impales Jon on an anchor.[[/labelnote]] |
| 469 | |
| 470 | 4. King of the Lil' People |
| 471 | ** Bow Wow vs. [[{{Series/Romeo}} Romeo Miller]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Bow Wow, after he chews off Romeo's genitals and he bleeds to death.[[/labelnote]] |
| 472 | ** Lil Flip vs. Music/LilWayne[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lil Flip, after Lil Wayne accidentally shoots himself with a bazooka.[[/labelnote]] |
| 473 | ** Music/LilJon vs. Bow Wow and Lil Flip[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lil Jon, after he throws his CD at Bow Wow and Lil Flip, which explodes them (as it was literally "da bomb").[[/labelnote]] |
| 474 | |
| 475 | 5. Celebrity [=DeathMash=] |
| 476 | ** [[Series/MindOfMencia Carlos Mencia]] vs. Creator/DaveChappelle[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dave Chappelle, after the Taco Bell chihuahua rips Carlos' neck open.[[/labelnote]] |
| 477 | ** Music/AshleeSimpson vs. [[GagNose Ashlee Simpson's Old Nose]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Ashlee Simpson, after she shoves a stool and a bucket in to the nostrils of the nose, which causes the nose to sneeze powerfully, killing it.[[/labelnote]] |
| 478 | ** [[{{Music/Ludacris}} Luda]]-[[Series/CrissAngelMindfreak Criss Angel]] vs. [[Music/RKelly R. Kelly]] [[Music/KellyClarkson Clarkson]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Ludacris, after R. Kelly Clarkson ambushes Criss Angel and beats him to death. Ludacris gains Criss' magic skills and levitates R. Kelly Clarkson to the light rigging, causing them to get electrocuted and explode.[[/labelnote]] |
| 479 | |
| 480 | 6. What Did Nick Do? |
| 481 | ** Creator/AdrianGrenier [[{{Series/Entourage}} vs.]] Creator/JeremyPiven[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jeremy Piven, after he breaks Adrian in half in a bear hug.[[/labelnote]] |
| 482 | ** [[Music/RunDMC Rev Run]] vs. [[Creator/DefJamRecordings Russell Simmons]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Rev Run, after he kicks Russell's head off in a roundhouse kick.[[/labelnote]] |
| 483 | ** Creator/OrlandoBloom vs. Creator/JohnnyDepp[[labelnote:Who won?]]Johnny Depp, after he stabs Orlando in the chest with his [[Film/EdwardScissorhands scissorhands]].[[/labelnote]] |
| 484 | |
| 485 | 7. Where's Lohan? |
| 486 | ** Music/JessicaSimpson vs. Nick Lachey[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jessica Simpson, after Nick pulls the pin out of a grenade, yet forgets to throw it, blowing himself up.[[/labelnote]] |
| 487 | ** Music/FiftyCent vs. Music/{{The Game|Rapper}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]50 Cent, after he uses the nine bullets from inside his body to shoot The Game.[[/labelnote]] |
| 488 | ** Music/HilaryDuff vs. Creator/LindsayLohan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Hilary Duff, after she rips Lindsay's arms, legs, and head off.[[/labelnote]] |
| 489 | |
| 490 | 8. Barry vs. Bud |
| 491 | ** Anna Kournikova vs. [[{{UsefulNotes/NASCAR}} Danica Patrick]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither, after Danica headbutts Anna's head off, and Anna uses her final moments to throw her decapitated head at Danica, destroying both the ladies' heads.[[/labelnote]] |
| 492 | ** [[{{Characters/Jackass}} Chris Pontius]] vs. Mark Zupan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Mark Zupan, after he cuts Chris to pieces using his modified wheelchair.[[/labelnote]] |
| 493 | ** [[UsefulNotes/HistoricalPeopleToKnowInMLB Barry Bonds vs. Bud Selig]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Bud Selig, after Barry sees Nick Diamond trying to swat a bee and mistaking it for the "suicide squeeze" sign. He then squeezes his own head, crushing it, and killing himself. [[/labelnote]] |
| 494 | [[/folder]] |
| 495 |
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