| 1 | ->''Because Youtube is where the poop is!'' |
| 2 | -->-- Opening quote |
| 3 | |
| 4 | ->''"Mah boi-Will DIE! Koopa Football Players-Will DIE! The Triforce of Courage/Widsom-Will DIE! Squadala!-Will DIE! Kids-Will DIE! Your Parents-Will DIE! Mama Luigi-Will DIE! Your Teacher-Will DIE! Ganon-Will DIE...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT??!!"'' |
| 5 | -->-- '''Various Characters/Ganon''' |
| 6 | |
| 7 | ->''"Snoo'''[[Memes/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog ping as]]''' usual, I see!"'' |
| 8 | -->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Dr. Robotnik]]''' |
| 9 | |
| 10 | ->''"Sentence mixing with Robotnik is so fucking easy! Why are you people so impressed by it?!" |
| 11 | -->-- "[[https://youtu.be/c2oL7c6C66M The Discreet Charm of Robotnik]]" |
| 12 | |
| 13 | ->''"Small, medium, large, and... MAMA LUIGI?!"'' |
| 14 | -->-- '''Mario''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJEfX1FA5aQ "Alexander Graham Mario and His Dinocopter Escapades"]] |
| 15 | |
| 16 | ->''"SWEETS FOR MY BREAKFAST"'' |
| 17 | -->-- '''Mylo''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqoRv1QW8C0 "The Tweenies sing songs about enourmous buttocks"]] |
| 18 | |
| 19 | ->''"Ain't I a little dick, though?"'' |
| 20 | -->-- '''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny''', "Bugs Bunny Celebrates Christmas in February" |
| 21 | |
| 22 | ->''"If I ever captured your companion, I'd be [=FUCKing=] him right now"'' |
| 23 | -->-- '''Dr. Robotnik''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eftvwyK9qck Robotnik,]] [[Series/MurderSheWrote She Wrote]]'' |
| 24 | |
| 25 | ->''Mah boi, YOU MUST DIE!\ |
| 26 | NO!'' |
| 27 | -->-- A common Poop exchange made by splicing The King, Ganon, and Mario's soundbytes. |
| 28 | |
| 29 | ->''"Be polite. Have a crap on everyone you meet."'' |
| 30 | -->-- '''The Sniper''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ynIHO0EFGc Meet the Handheld Bullet Device]]" |
| 31 | |
| 32 | ->''Kids! You're not important! You're not cool! You're dumb! No one likes you! You have a problem learning how to read! If that makes you feel uncomfortable, THAT'S TOO BAD!. So what do you do? First, you DRINK LIQUOR, then you TOUCH a police officer.'' |
| 33 | -->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVz7aPwH83U ''Frustrated Sonic Insults the Kids'']] |
| 34 | |
| 35 | ->'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd:''' Here are five things that should've been improved. Number one is gonna be a spellcheck. Let's play teacher and grade this piece of shit. It should've said, "I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!" Moving on to number two. The second thing in this game that should've been improved would've been a better use of spaghetti. So number three is gonna be better spaghetti.\ |
| 36 | '''Mario:''' It's been one of those days... |
| 37 | -->-- ''AVGN Meets [=YouTube=] Poop'' |
| 38 | |
| 39 | ->Who lives in an '''Octorok''' under '''your face'''?\ |
| 40 | WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants!\ |
| 41 | Absorbent and '''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames evil]]''' and '''[[VictoryIsBoring boring]]''' is he!\ |
| 42 | WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants!\ |
| 43 | If '''[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Triforce]]''' of '''dinner''' be somethin' ye wish!\ |
| 44 | WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants!\ |
| 45 | Then drop on '''the floors''' and '''DIE''' like a fish!\ |
| 46 | WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants! |
| 47 | -->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0zl4OvKwvM YTP - The King fails at musicals]]'' |
| 48 | |
| 49 | ->''"Kids, there's nothing more cool than gold, but if someone tries to touch a single coin in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's breaking and entering. It's your gold. No one has the right to touch a single coin if you don't want them to, so whaddaya do?! First, ya say 'NOOOOOO!!' Then, ya tally it up! Then, ya pluck my tailfeathers and call me baldy! Then, ya follow the homing device. Then, ya use your tuning fork to get the map out of the ice. Then, ya take care of my nephews. Then, ya quit griping and give me a boost! Then, ya send that junky old boat to Unca Donald. Then, ya name the price and double it, and then, ya check the [[GreatBigBookOfEverything Junior Woodchucks' Guidebook]]. Then, ya open all the doors at once. Then, ya [[LargeHam throw THE SWITCH!]] Then, ya search for [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck Darkwing]]! Then, ya notice the enormous flag. Then, ya pretend Mr. Bushroot is on fire! Then, ya go on a big date! Then, ya get bonked on head by raining barrel! Then, ya flee constantly. Then, ya take a Winston break! Then, ya get stuck with Jughead! Then, ya change the meaning of "for" to "from". Then, ya [[WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife touch the green button]]. Then, ya SELL THOSE BIG MAN COMICS! Then, ya find that thing and get rid of that cat! Then, ya buy a pig-hormone off the Internet and put it on to attract chicks! Then, ya join the Navy! Then, ya start pulling your weight around here. Then, ya spit, uh, split the dimension barrier. Then, ya cool off everything but his temper! Then, ya watch ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}''! Then, ya clean out your dimes and nickels."'' |
| 50 | -->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJ9E4na9A Scrooge McDuck's Gold Fetish]]'' |
| 51 | |
| 52 | ->"Aw do I have to die so soon?" |
| 53 | -->-- '''Yoshi''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OVCpD-7nI4 One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]] |
| 54 | |
| 55 | ->"Hey Zelda. I just want to say...[[TearJerker it sure is boring without you.]]" |
| 56 | -->-- '''Link''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OVCpD-7nI4 One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]] |
| 57 | |
| 58 | ->"YouTubePoop -- it's both good ''and'' bad!" |
| 59 | -->-- [[WesternAnimation/TheBerenstainBears Mama Bear]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_eSMy9NJNU ''Papa Bears Goes to Manfeast'']] |
| 60 | |
| 61 | ->"Good site but I don't like the constant orgasming over [[Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya Haruhi]], Franchise/LyricalNanoha, or [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann TTGL]] on there" |
| 62 | -->-- YouTubePoop forums user The Red Mage on Website/TvTropes |
| 63 | |
| 64 | ->'''King Harkinian:''' After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, THEN after you've scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon, THEN after you've scrubbed all of ''me'', THEN after you rub oil on my penis, THEN you can rub my dick, THEN you can eat shit, THEN you can take MAH BOI to ''DINNER''.\ |
| 65 | '''Link:''' Great!\ |
| 66 | '''King Harkinian:''' THEN after you STRIVE FOR this peace, THEN you can send Link for pizza, THEN you can SAVE ME four pieces of pizza, THEN you can protect Zelda's boobies.\ |
| 67 | '''Zelda:''' But, Father, what if--\ |
| 68 | '''King Harkinian:''' THEN, after you [[[SdrawkcabSpeech reversed speech]]], THEN you can help me pee in the morning, THEN, after you go on a '''DIE'''-et, then you can... then you can... Hmm. Help?\ |
| 69 | '''Link:''' Eat an Octorok cock!\ |
| 70 | '''King Harkinian:''' Then you can...\ |
| 71 | '''Zelda:''' Go fuck yourself!\ |
| 72 | '''King Harkinian:''' Then you can...\ |
| 73 | '''Link:''' Do the duckwalk!\ |
| 74 | '''King Harkinian:''' Then you can...\ |
| 75 | '''Gwonam:''' Beat off and come onto Ganon's beautiful face!\ |
| 76 | ''(discerning looks from Harkinian, Link, Zelda and Ganon)'' |
| 77 | -->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmIAM-hnEjQ The King's Unreasonable Demands]]'' |
| 78 | |
| 79 | ->'''Eddy:''' A DICKIE?! |
| 80 | -->-- Most any YTP involving WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy |
| 81 | |
| 82 | ->"Let's Shit!" |
| 83 | -->-- '''Sonic''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnTBVMxhAVA Robotnik Farts]]'' |
| 84 | |
| 85 | ->"Website/DeviantArt is [[TakeThat fucking gay shit!]]" |
| 86 | -->-- '''Dr Robotnik''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLDeARtB3Uo That 30 min long Mei Megamix]]'' |
| 87 | |
| 88 | ->'''Gannon:''' I will make your face ''die''!\ |
| 89 | '''Gwonam:''' My face...\ |
| 90 | '''Gannon:''' Your face...\ |
| 91 | '''Gwonam:''' ...will die.\ |
| 92 | '''Gannon:''' ...will ''die''!\ |
| 93 | '''Gwonam:''' ...[[OhCrap fuck!]]\ |
| 94 | '''Gannon:''' Die! |
| 95 | -->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znM_CwLv9Dw Gwonam the Extortionist throws King Harkinian into Financial Chaos]]'' |
| 96 | |
| 97 | ->"Stop this faggotry and I mean now!" |
| 98 | -->-- '''Dr Robotnik''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASNv8KYGcQE Robotnik Wants to Be Uke]]'' |
| 99 | |
| 100 | ->"I'm going to [[PaedoHunt shag children]] all around the world, [[CrossesTheLineTwice and release SEMEN]]!" |
| 101 | -->-- '''Doctor Rabbit''', ''Dr. Rabbit is Rejected'' |
| 102 | |
| 103 | ->'''[[Manga/DeathNote Light Yagami]]:''' [[MemeticMutation I'll take a potato chip...]]\ |
| 104 | '''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Gwonam]]:''' There is no potato chips.\ |
| 105 | '''Light Yagami:''' DAMN IT!! |
| 106 | -->-- ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Link Gets a Job at Gwonam's Restaurant So He Can Earn Enough Money to Buy a]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30N1iruh1Vg Playstation 3]]'' |
| 107 | |
| 108 | ->"Touch my PINGAS!" |
| 109 | -->-- '''Dr. Robotnik''' |
| 110 | |
| 111 | ->"You'll never let go of your ass." |
| 112 | -->-- '''[[Franchise/KingdomHearts Sephiroth]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypfy56GOPrc WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE]]'' |
| 113 | |
| 114 | ->"[[ShapedLikeItself "The best defense is a good defense."]] |
| 115 | -->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWqBrsWoyPs Skipper]]''' |
| 116 | |
| 117 | ->"The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: PINGAS, PINESS, PENIS." |
| 118 | -->-- '''Dr. Robotnik''', ''Robotnik Watches TV'' |
| 119 | |
| 120 | ->'''Frollo:''' God have mercy on me...\ |
| 121 | '''God:''' AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN HYRULE, THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT MERCY! |
| 122 | -->-- Judge Frollo and "God", ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5QI2xw3icY Frollo Goes to Hell, Michigan]]'' |
| 123 | |
| 124 | ->'''Sue:''' Hey, where's Blinky?\ |
| 125 | '''Clyde:''' Aah, he probably saw ''Series/TheHills'' and took off! |
| 126 | -->-- ''VideoGame/PacMan Gets Belated on His Birthday'' |
| 127 | |
| 128 | ->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Simba]]:''' But dad, don't we eat Mufasa?\ |
| 129 | '''Mufasa:''' Yes, Mufasa, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become Mufasa. And [[MindScrew Mufasa eat Mufasa]]. And so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Mufasa. |
| 130 | -->-- ''The Hyenas Want You to Do It Again'' |
| 131 | |
| 132 | ->'''Link:''' I just wonder what WebAnimation/KroboProductions is up to!\ |
| 133 | '''The King:''' Mah boi, WebAnimation/WalrusGuy is what all true warriors see on Website/YouTube!\ |
| 134 | '''Link:''' You can kiss my butt the king! He is Creator/{{Deepercutt}}'s boyfriend!\ |
| 135 | '''The King:''' You shitmonkey! |
| 136 | -->-- ''The King visits Metaleeto.com'' by [=SwishFilmsinc=] |
| 137 | |
| 138 | ->'''Mario:''' Duke Onkled is one of those gays.\ |
| 139 | '''Luigi:''' "Well, maybe Duke Onkled will give us a picnic, if we... fuck him." |
| 140 | -->-- ''The King's Unreasonable Demands'' by [=SwishFilmsinc=] |
| 141 | |
| 142 | ->''"It is written: only [[TrueLovesKiss a kiss]] can return the Triforce to harmony. Only then the Triforce can defeat evil once again."'' |
| 143 | -->-- '''Gwonam''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX3Rbqd6ir4 Strive for Love Finale (Part 2)]]'' |
| 144 | |
| 145 | ->'''George:''' Hello Tyrarus, I'm bonkers!\ |
| 146 | '''Alan:''' You're gay?\ |
| 147 | ''({{beat}})''\ |
| 148 | '''George:''' Yes. |
| 149 | -->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLcmbqC5t_s George's Handsome Volcano Conkers]]'' |
| 150 | |
| 151 | ->''"Grabs life by the conkers, and hydrates you 'till you say...[[VideoGame/SegaRally GAME OVER YEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!]]"'' |
| 152 | -->-- '''Mr. Volcano''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmugYzJwl9E Exploding Bats may result in GAME OVER YEAH!]]'' |
| 153 | |
| 154 | ->''"I'll make them strong, and I'll smack [[YourMom yer ma']]!"'' |
| 155 | -->-- '''Dr. Robotnik''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpjtbpt5tjI Robotnik Wants to Smack Yer Ma']]'' |
| 156 | |
| 157 | ->''"I'd Like to Bone Esmeralda!"'' |
| 158 | -->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney Frollo]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHE3BAt_44A Hellfire in 5 seconds]]'' |
| 159 | |
| 160 | ->''"Global warming, mothafucka, you heard 'er!"'' |
| 161 | -->-- '''Film/{{Dolemite}}''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'s'' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpeYVnIs_i4 Haircut causes global warming]]'' |
| 162 | |
| 163 | ->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]]:''' You're... going to '''''LOVE MEEEE!'''''\ |
| 164 | '''Frollo:''' No. I am not capable of loving ponies. Get out of my head!\ |
| 165 | '''Fluttershy:''' NO! |
| 166 | -->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq3r-Mbmzy8 My Little Wasted Life: Friendship is Full of Regrets]]'' |
| 167 | |
| 168 | ->''"Am I glad that he's frozen in there, and that we're out here... and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here... and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. But what I wanna know is where's the caveman?"'' |
| 169 | -->-- '''[[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Shaggy]]''', ''WebVideo/TheMisadventuresOfSkooks'' - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsUsURAj0y0Part 3/6]] |
| 170 | |
| 171 | ->''"When you need foundation repair, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment you want foundation repair]]... and you'd like to save a lot of money, right? And you'd like to suck a lot of cock, right? Then you should call HOH SIS."'' |
| 172 | -->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps-8QspaBug No One Needs Foundation Repair]]'' |
| 173 | |
| 174 | ->''"We blame ''Creator/SonicTeam'' for this shit."'' |
| 175 | -->-- '''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Elise]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww8WJYNpViQ Youtube Poop: The Worst Sonic Fanfiction Ever]]'' |
| 176 | |
| 177 | ->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Superjail}} Alice]]:''' How about we raise the stakes? Winner gets to savor my tenderloin.\ |
| 178 | '''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Mr. Krabs]]:''' ''(screams)'' |
| 179 | -->--' '[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX6KUi0N_EE The Copulatory Lives of Aquatic Animals]]'' |
| 180 | |
| 181 | ->'''Squidward:''' Wow. You're a real turkey.\ |
| 182 | '''Patrick:''' Friendddd....\ |
| 183 | '''Squidward:''' What are you doing?\ |
| 184 | '''Patrick:''' I have to touch you! |
| 185 | -->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBBKJFDs32Q Skidworm the Bad Neighbor]]'' |
| 186 | |
| 187 | ->''"Long ago, Egyptian kings played a terrible game, until a brave and powerful Pharaoh locked the magic away. ''(box pops open, revealing VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006)'' Oh, fuck. Now, five years later, a boy named Yugi unlocks the secret of the [[Franchise/StarWars Millennium Falcon]]. Destiny has chosen him to save the world from ''Franchise/YuGiOh'' games, just as the brave Pharaoh did, five years ago."'' |
| 188 | -->-- '''Narrator''', ''[[https://archive.org/details/deepercutt-20121117-youtube-poop-yoo-gees-undying-love-for-portable-consoles-244 Youtube Poop: YooGee's Undying Love for Portable Consoles]]''` |
| 189 | |
| 190 | ->''"Youtube Poop. Where there's smoke, there's vespene gas!"'' |
| 191 | -->-- Opening quote |
| 192 | |
| 193 | ->''"Good morning republicans, this is YourMom. I am calling on [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]] to [[HarsherInHindsight shut down the government.]] It's time to stop worshiping niggers as if they were equal, or else there will be consequences."'' |
| 194 | -->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/LegendOfKorra Amon]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsYqFrONjLY Mako Explores his Sexuality]]'' |
| 195 | |
| 196 | ->''"But every time she asks me 'Do I look okay?', I say... CHANGE YOUR FACE!"'' |
| 197 | -->-- '''Music/BrunoMars''', ''[[http://youtu.be/yiI4WlDRDTE [YTP] Pooping the Charts Vol. 1 - Taio Cruz, Adam Lambert, Lady Gaga, Drake, Bruno Mars]]'' |
| 198 | |
| 199 | ->''"He drags us halfway around the world so he can go to the sink and take a shower."'' |
| 200 | -->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank Hill]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBqxeYCJ4ho King of the Hill "KOTH" Collaboration 3]]'' |
| 201 | |
| 202 | -> "For the LOVE of GOD, don't just quote ME, leave a more clever comment! And learn how to spell!" |
| 203 | -->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney Frollo]]''' leaving a [[TheStinger stinger message]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI-shoahY0U Gaston and Frollo Get A Life]] |
| 204 | |
| 205 | -> "This town ain't so bad. Good angels, lots of friends, [[TitleDrop numerous lemon sightings]]... |
| 206 | -->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js_ZW9zGXUI YouTube Poop - Numerous Lemon Sightings]] |
| 207 | |
| 208 | ->'''Nardwaur''': "You have a record review of the Music/FleetFoxes, it has like nine views!"\ |
| 209 | '''[[WebVideo/TheNeedleDrop Anthony Fantano]]''': "Hopefully they fuck me in the butt too." |
| 210 | -->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-rdkNhyoHc Anthony Fantano Destroys his Career.]] |
| 211 | |
| 212 | -> ''"Once upon a time, in the magical land part of Website/YouTube, there were two regal Website/YouTube poopers who created shit for their subscribers. To do this, [[https://www.youtube.com/user/AlarmCopter AlarmCopter]] used Pony Vegas to raise the sus at dawn. [[https://www.youtube.com/user/ManMonocle Man Monocle]] used iMovie to create dick jokes."'' |
| 213 | -->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3LO9HAt39s Pony is Pony: Crystal Empire State of Mind [Collab Entry] ]]'' |
| 214 | |
| 215 | -> ''"One day at a camp, [[CrossesTheLineTwice we were playing Don't Tell Your Mother]], [[AssShove and I had to get twenty thousand pickles in my butt.]]"'' |
| 216 | -->-- '''Creator/MichaelRosen''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy42P4gOi2E The Wawaw and Other Tales of Rosenry]] |
| 217 | |
| 218 | -> ''"Boggle?"'' |
| 219 | -->-- '''Hank Hill''' |
| 220 | |
| 221 | ->'''Gwonam''': Ganon seized Koridai!\ |
| 222 | '''Link''': Great! I'll grab my stuff!\ |
| 223 | '''Gwonam''': There is no time. Your sword is enough!\ |
| 224 | '''Link''': You sure? I've got like five or six quests' worth of stuff in the back! I could--\ |
| 225 | '''Gwonam''': We do not have the time! Go get your sword!\ |
| 226 | '''Link''': But I've got eight pouches of bombs!\ |
| 227 | '''Gwonam''': All you need is your sword!\ |
| 228 | '''Link''': Can I just-\ |
| 229 | '''Gwonam''': You defeat Ganon by throwing a book! Now get on the fucking carpet! |
| 230 | -->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xi7CXtJ8w Alternate Endings]] |
| 231 | |
| 232 | -> '''[[WesternAnimation/LegendOfKorra Tenzin]]''': "When I was a boy, Firelord Zuko told me the story of how Avatar Aang heroically ended peace and harmony" *cue explosion plus scream* |
| 233 | -->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxDrK56jTnI [Avatar KORRA YTP] Avatar Korra's retarded day]] |
| 234 | |
| 235 | -> '''Creator/JoanCrawford''': Don't fuck with [[VideoGame/HongKong97 Chin]], fellas! |
| 236 | -->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nNI371BDrg Repoop: Mario's Time Travelling Sucks]] |
| 237 | |
| 238 | -> '''[[WebVideo/GloveAndBoots Mario]]''': R-R-R-Ready for top ten reasons why ''[[VideoGame/HongKong97 a herd of fuckin' ugly reds]]'' is no good! |
| 239 | -->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nNI371BDrg Repoop: Mario's Time Travelling Sucks]] |
| 240 | |
| 241 | ->'''[[Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa King Dedede]]''': I'll have some [[ManipulativeEditing pussy]] and I'll start off with some monster-pussy-chateaubriand-briand-chateau-chateau-two-for-mah-two-for-mah-briand steak! |
| 242 | -->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLCP4KAL0oI Fat Blue Penguin Man Does Something]]; in this scene, the "something" is ordering an appetizer with an OverlyLongName. |
| 243 | |
| 244 | -> ''"If you need instructions on how to make toast, you will die!"'' |
| 245 | -->-- '''Mario''', ''[[https://youtu.be/ISJXJiL9_7E Robotnik Throws a PROMOTION Party]]'' |
| 246 | |
| 247 | --> "Yes! Yes! Yes! Ass shag! Ass shag!" |
| 248 | -->-- ''Dr. Rabbit,'' from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruF1P9wfH0M#t=1m55s Dr. Rabbit's Ass Shag World Tour]] |
| 249 | |
| 250 | ->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Fish]]''': [[WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters It wasn't that funny.]] |
| 251 | -->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPQYBJTrV0g Spingebill's Paranoia (or How I Stopped Hating and Became Yours)]] |
| 252 | |
| 253 | ->''[[WesternAnimation/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas You're a mean one,]] Dr. Robotnik!\ |
| 254 | You have termites in your pingas!\ |
| 255 | Your piness is a bad banana with a... greasy black peel!\ |
| 256 | Your pingas is splotched with moldy purple spots,\ |
| 257 | Your pingas is cuddly as a cactus,\ |
| 258 | Your piness is full of spiders,\ |
| 259 | You've got garlic in your pingas\ |
| 260 | You have the... [[GagPenis thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot piiiiingaaas!]]''\ |
| 261 | The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:\ |
| 262 | ''Pingas!\ |
| 263 | Piness!\ |
| 264 | Penis!''\ |
| 265 | Your pingas is an appalling dump heap,\ |
| 266 | Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment\ |
| 267 | Of deplorable rubbish imaginable\ |
| 268 | Mangled up in ''tangled up knots!'' |
| 269 | -->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdlsAeu_n3k Robotnik Watches TV]] |
| 270 | |
| 271 | ->'''Gwonam''': Link! That was Meen!\ |
| 272 | '''Link''': My bad. I'll go apologise.\ |
| 273 | '''Gwonam''': No, Link, I meant VideoGame/IMMeen!\ |
| 274 | '''Link''': Then you're a dick.\ |
| 275 | '''Gwonam''': Oh, for Christ's sake! |
| 276 | -->-- [[https://youtu.be/lYmRSb3p5OA Return of the Meen]] |
| 277 | |
| 278 | ->'''The Tourettes Guy''': I want biggie fries, and give me two cheeseburgers to drink! |
| 279 | -->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc42flL_2hA {YTP} MICHAEL ROSEN HAS TOURETTES!]] |
| 280 | |
| 281 | ->''What's that? You locked Mr. Small in the bottom drawer of his filing cabinet and you wanna use these crowbars to break his back?'' |
| 282 | -->-- '''Rocky''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0_3tLBlwYA Gumball and Darwin Assault Mr Small with Crowbars]]'' |
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