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1->'''Kobold''': [[TropeNamers You no take candle!]]
2->'''A player character''': Oh yes I take candle - I think I kill kobold, too!
3-->-- A response to the Kobold's trademark line in ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'', from an RP server.
4
5->'''Blackadder''': Tell me, young crone, is this Putney?
6->'''Young Crone''': That it be! That it be!
7->'''Blackadder''': Yes it is, not "that it be". You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist.
8-->-- ''Series/{{Blackadder}} II'', "Bells"
9
10->'''Vietnamese Hooker:''' Hey baby! You got girlfriend Vietnam?
11->'''Joker:''' Not just this minute!
12->'''Hooker:''' Well baby, me so horny! Me so horny, me love you long time.
13-->-- ''Film/FullMetalJacket''
14
15->'''Gok:''' '''gok suggest crong let other orcs chase humans and dwarf.'''\
16'''Crong:''' '''crong agree. crong's heart not in chase anyway.'''\
17'''Mungu:''' '''mungu concur. mungu rather finish grammar lesson for today.'''\
18'''Crong:''' '''mmm. yes. crong hope to get to verb conjugation before end of week.'''\
19'''Gok:''' '''gok look forward to first-person pronouns.'''\
20'''Mungu:''' '''capital letters intrigue mungu.'''
21-->-- ''[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0552.html Order of the Stick.]]''
22
23-> WHAT DON'T STARE ME ALWAYS
24-->-- '''Silver''', ''VideoGame/PokemonVietnameseCrystal''
25
26-> NOT TAKE MIRROR!
27-->-- '''Yeta''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess''
28
29->''"Jelly Fresh! Thanking your visit. You have the new freshness! Please to the buying of the body cloths!"''
30-->-- '''Jelonzo''', ''VideoGame/Splatoon1''
31
32->'''Ivan Vanko''': I can make salute.\
33'''Justin Hammer''': You can make salute? What do you mean you can make salute? What the *hell* does that mean, Ivan?
34-->--''Film/IronMan2''
35
36-> if i were a caveman id be the caveman that invented the word ‘the’ but also all the other cavemen would be like ‘ugh there dunga bunga go again 🙄🙄🙄🙄 we so sick of him say THE cave THE mammoth THE spear. he THE jerk.’
37-->-- '''[[https://transboydororo.tumblr.com/post/651833253693685760/if-i-were-a-caveman-id-be-the-caveman-that transboydororo]]''', ''Website/{{Tumblr}}''
38
39->'''Arthur Read''': ''(in his imagination as a caveboy)'' "Look! Me make spear! Is good?"
40->'''Buster Baxter''': "Is best spear ever!"
41-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}''
42
43->''"Me Cookie Monster."''
44-->-- '''Cookie Monster''', ''Series/SesameStreet''
45
46->''"Excuse, gentle Saab. Me no spoking very good the English."''
47-->-- '''James Bedsop''', ''Film/CarryOnLoving''
48
49->''"No glot, c'lom Fliday."''
50-->-- ''Literature/NakedLunch'', final line.
51
52->''Florg hungry... Florg like Petpets. You keep Petpets on plate, Florg eat them. Florg no like when Petpets fall on floor! Florg's favourite food is Hasee and Kadoatie... Florg think Slorgs are yuck.''
53-->-- '''Feed Florg''' game description, ''Website/{{Neopets}}''
54
55->'''Nibblonian Council Member #1:''' Does [[IdiotHero he]] not know?\
56'''Nibbler:''' He does not know.\
57'''Nibblonian Council Member #2:''' He knows not?\
58'''Nibbler:''' Knows not does he.\
59'''Nibblonian Council Member #3:''' Not he knows?\
60'''Nibblonian Council Member #1:''' Enough!
61-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
62
63->''"Me come here from other world! Beginning am misunderstood—shout but not heard. Me take time off to learn language of enemy. Me place effort am task. All get I be ridiculed?! Octoboss killing you for insult!"''
64-->--'''Octoboss''', ''ComicBook/{{Invincible}}''
65
66->''"English! Too much hard for you? Go on school!"''
67-->--'''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}''' taking the piss out of the shoddy grammar in ''Laws of Machine'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVpxhiujPFs The Pricey World of the WORST PS4 Games Ever]]"

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