Kobold: You no take candle!
A player character: Oh yes I take candle - I think I kill kobold, too!
— A response to the Kobold's trademark line in World of Warcraft, from an RP server.
Blackadder: Tell me, young crone, is this Putney?
Young Crone: That it be! That it be!
Blackadder: Yes it is, not "that it be". You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist.
— Blackadder II, "Bells"
Vietnamese Hooker: Hey baby! You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Joker: Not just this minute!
Hooker: Well baby, me so horny! Me so horny, me love you long time.
Gok: gok suggest crong let other orcs chase humans and dwarf.
Crong: crong agree. crong's heart not in chase anyway.
Mungu: mungu concur. mungu rather finish grammar lesson for today.
Crong: mmm. yes. crong hope to get to verb conjugation before end of week.
Gok: gok look forward to first-person pronouns.
Mungu: capital letters intrigue mungu.
Silver: WHAT DON'T STARE ME ALWAYS